What is your Sign?

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 12:52 pm

I put verry little stock in humanity, yet I am a ho-hum average specimen of my spiecies...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:22 pm

according to the shroom, im a Pirate.

i don't believe in that other mumbo jumbo.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:16 pm

But mumbo jumbo believes in you!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 4:36 pm

Simon's legend is so magnificent that mumbo jumbo has no choice but to believe in him!

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:12 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Simon's legend is so magnificent that mumbo jumbo has no choice but to believe in him!

he is, the most interesting Mumbo Jumbo on eplaya

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:14 pm

Zactly.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 12:32 pm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 4:42 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:according to the shroom, im a Pirate.

i don't believe in that other mumbo jumbo.

And I am a Dragon. Not going to change, it's cool unlike the Babylonian or Shroom fishy variants.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Nov 11, 2011 5:09 pm

Im a dragon pirate virgo.

Im an anal retentive arrogant fire breathing brigand with excellent taste in puffy shirts.

Yarrr...

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Sat Nov 12, 2011 9:45 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Im a dragon pirate virgo.

Im an anal retentive arrogant fire breathing brigand with excellent taste in puffy shirts.

Yarrr...

Edited: Ouu, sorry, it is not the completely right picture. This is not dragon and fire breathing...but all other applies right

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 2:58 pm

panicing about tickets? suspense killing you? (courtesy: onion network)

Aries
Your death next week will seem inexplicable until people remember the ill-advised 1985 "cross your heart and hope to die" pledge you made to be best friends with Jenny Bosben.
Taurus
Your fear of pubic speaking won't be helped by your habit of saying things that make large groups of people want to attack you.
Gemini
The appearance of a tall dark stranger in your life will lead to a time of mystery and intrigue as you and he discuss the real meanings of the words "dark," "stranger," and even "tall."
Cancer
Love has always meant different things to different people, but for God's sake, at no point in human history has it ever meant that.
Leo
It is written that you will wield a sword of light and unite the world under your wise and compassionate rule, but hey, when you get right down to it, lots of shit has been written.
Virgo
When you said no one could understand the way you felt, you were ignoring the many generations before you who also had late-night cravings for Little Debbies.
Libra
Mercury rising in your sign means you'll do exactly what you want to at any given moment, just like you always do, you flighty bastard.
Scorpio
This is a terrible time to start new phases of your life, especially those that involve eating whole frozen Pepperidge Farm chocolate cakes before they even have time to defrost.
Sagittarius
Due to unusual and convoluted circumstances too involved to go into here, you'll spend the next three years imprisoned in an aging 1960s girl group.
Capricorn
Your heart, at least, will be in the right place next week when you attempt to overcome your fear of commitment by marrying everyone you know.
Aquarius
Beware: Time is running out to order Girl Scout cookies from Hazel so that she can earn the stuffed penguin—and already, Thin Mints may be unavailable.
Pisces
Though you've been trying to find yourself for decades, you'll be disappointed to tears when you find yourself living in Flagstaff and working at a screen-door factory.

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:15 pm

I love getting my horoscope from you wh..sh. Now I must go out and try to find and meet that tall dark stranger...

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:28 pm

Hell yeah!!!

Post by **AntiM** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 3:52 pm

Libra
Mercury rising in your sign means you'll do exactly what you want to at any given moment, just like you always do, you flighty bastard.

Well, you have MyLarry pegged.

JDCookMS · Post by **JDCookMS** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:10 pm

wh..sh wrote:Aquarius
Beware: Time is running out to order Girl Scout cookies from Hazel so that she can earn the stuffed penguin—and already, Thin Mints may be unavailable.

Get out of my mind! The Thin Mints weren't avaiable! Thankfully, her name wasn't Hazel, though...it was Hayley... and she's getting a stuffed lion.

jella · Post by **jella** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 4:15 pm

Hey...love as thou wilt

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:41 pm

AntiM wrote:
Libra
Mercury rising in your sign means you'll do exactly what you want to at any given moment, just like you always do, you flighty bastard.
Well, you have MyLarry pegged.

hey me too.

tamarakay · Post by **tamarakay** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 5:51 pm

I'm on the cusp of these two, but usually when people ask me what my sign is I say "i am a stop sign" However, I like YOUR horoscopes so you get a pass.

Cancer
Love has always meant different things to different people, but for God's sake, at no point in human history has it ever meant that.
Leo
It is written that you will wield a sword of light and unite the world under your wise and compassionate rule, but hey, when you get right down to it, lots of shit has been written.

unjonharley · Post by **unjonharley** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:00 pm

Born under the sign of the bird.. My sign is an extended index digit

Elorrum · Post by **Elorrum** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:41 pm

I forgot that this was a horroscop-ish thread, and decided my sign might be "Break Glass, Pull handle" and just haven't had the nerve to do so.

TinkerMom · Post by **TinkerMom** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 6:52 pm

Can we change signs?

Because I already live in Flagstaff..........

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:07 pm

Truth be told, I think I am ready to marry you all.

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 7:09 pm

TinkerMom wrote:Can we change signs?

Because I already live in Flagstaff..........

LOL! It would be really creepy if you worked for a screen door factory.

TinkerMom · Post by **TinkerMom** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:20 pm

I ran through one once. Will that suffice?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 8:47 pm

wh..sh wrote:Truth be told, I think I am ready to marry you all.

Yeah! eplaya group marriage!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:24 pm

I was born in the Year of the Rooster.

pinemom · Post by **pinemom** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 9:40 pm

Hahaa I'll play along...

LEO with a LEO under rising!

Do I get to pick the horoscopes that apply?

How bout this one:
It is written that you will wield a sword of light and unite the world under your wise and compassionate rule, but hey, when you get right down to it, lots of shit has been written.

and...

Check on the hospital B.S.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:32 pm

tamarakay wrote:I'm on the cusp of these two, but usually when people ask me what my sign is I say "i am a stop sign" However, I like YOUR horoscopes so you get a pass.

Cancer
Love has always meant different things to different people, but for God's sake, at no point in human history has it ever meant that.
Leo
It is written that you will wield a sword of light and unite the world under your wise and compassionate rule, but hey, when you get right down to it, lots of shit has been written.

ok so we have:
Yiggy with: Libra / Scorpio
Tamarakay : Cancer / Leo
Knowmad: Capercorn / Aquarius
AntiM: Capercorn / Aquarius

who else is a cusp?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:36 pm

knowmad wrote:
tamarakay wrote:I'm on the cusp of these two, but usually when people ask me what my sign is I say "i am a stop sign" However, I like YOUR horoscopes so you get a pass.

Cancer
Love has always meant different things to different people, but for God's sake, at no point in human history has it ever meant that.
Leo
It is written that you will wield a sword of light and unite the world under your wise and compassionate rule, but hey, when you get right down to it, lots of shit has been written.
ok so we have:
Yiggy with: Libra / Scorpio
Tamarakay : Cancer / Leo
Knowmad: Capercorn / Aquarius
AntiM: Capercorn / Aquarius

who else is a cusp?

and, who is a bicuspid?

ragabashpup · Post by **ragabashpup** » Wed Jan 25, 2012 10:44 pm

I am not a cusp I am Scorpio in the year of the Pig.

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