CampSitOnMyAssWhileYOUBringMeWomen,BoozeAndCigarettes
- Simon of the Playa
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CampSitOnMyAssWhileYOUBringMeWomen,BoozeAndCigarettes
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"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
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Dammit! When you enlisted my help you told me it was called "Fishy Gets to Stay in Camp and Eplayans and Sundry Other Burners Stop by with Booze and Wonderful Art."
I can't share camp with such a trickster, you can count me out and I want my $1000 back.
I can't share camp with such a trickster, you can count me out and I want my $1000 back.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: CampSitOnMyAssWhileYOUBringMeWomen,BoozeAndCigarettes
Oh, ok - as long as said women are making my dinner.
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Re: CampSitOnMyAssWhileYOUBringMeWomen,BoozeAndCigarettes
There goes my plan to become Emperor of the Playa. 
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Re: CampSitOnMyAssWhileYOUBringMeWomen,BoozeAndCigarettes
Ugly Dougly wrote:There goes my plan to become Emperor of the Playa.
there's still a spot for you, Dougly:

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Careful, Dougly. As Homer said, Beware of the Nordic bearing gifts.ygmir wrote:Ugly Dougly wrote:There goes my plan to become Emperor of the Playa.
there's still a spot for you, Dougly:
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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dang, and all this time I thought it was "baring" gifts...........theCryptofishist wrote:Careful, Dougly. As Homer said, Beware of the Nordic bearing gifts.ygmir wrote:Ugly Dougly wrote:There goes my plan to become Emperor of the Playa.
there's still a spot for you, Dougly:
*slinks away embarrassed*...........
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Never rely on me for spelling. Grammar I can get usually, but spelling is just gibberish to me. I spell so badly that sometimes my spellcheck doesn't know what I'm trying to spell.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: CampSitOnMyAssWhileYOUBringMeWomen,BoozeAndCigarettes
That pic is from the movie Flesh Gordon.
Now, O clever Norseman, do we know your true intent.
It's giving me an idea, and no, not that, the other thing. Yeah, that.
Now, O clever Norseman, do we know your true intent.
It's giving me an idea, and no, not that, the other thing. Yeah, that.
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Re: CampSitOnMyAssWhileYOUBringMeWomen,BoozeAndCigarettes
thinking to self: *that Dougly is a crackerjack*
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Re: CampSitOnMyAssWhileYOUBringMeWomen,BoozeAndCigarettes
I got a prize inside.


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Ugly Dougly wrote:I got a prize inside.
*stepping back from obvious, very inappropriate joke*
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Re: CampSitOnMyAssWhileYOUBringMeWomen,BoozeAndCigarettes
You got it right indeed, Fishy. And you set it up for Yggy's subtle wordplay. Well done!theCryptofishist wrote:Never rely on me for spelling. Grammar I can get usually, but spelling is just gibberish to me. I spell so badly that sometimes my spellcheck doesn't know what I'm trying to spell.
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That wouldn't be like you.ygmir wrote:*stepping back from obvious, very inappropriate joke*
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Re: CampSitOnMyAssWhileYOUBringMeWomen,BoozeAndCigarettes
not wanting to be predictable. trying to hold onto the "mysterious, enigmatic" personna that is me.Ugly Dougly wrote:That wouldn't be like you.ygmir wrote:*stepping back from obvious, very inappropriate joke*
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Re: CampSitOnMyAssWhileYOUBringMeWomen,BoozeAndCigarettes
I'm in. I can't promise I won't drink your booze while I bring it to you.
"the aim of life is to live, and to live means to be aware - joyously, drunkenly, serenely, divinely aware." - henry miller
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Re: CampSitOnMyAssWhileYOUBringMeWomen,BoozeAndCigarettes
You should sample it before offering it, to make sure it's not poisoned.
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Re: CampSitOnMyAssWhileYOUBringMeWomen,BoozeAndCigarettes
naw, i already did camp Ras Puddin' a few years back when i had dreadlocks and a beard and i wore a black monks robe.
they tried to kill me with bad ricin pudding 7 times.
i'm still here.
they tried to kill me with bad ricin pudding 7 times.
i'm still here.
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and, therein was the mistake.......120 degrees F. breaks down that special castor bean spice....... and you cook pudding...........Simon of the Playa wrote:naw, i already did camp Ras Puddin' a few years back when i had dreadlocks and a beard and i wore a black monks robe.
they tried to kill me with bad ricin pudding 7 times.
i'm still here.
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Simon of the Playa eats puddin' raw--He is the Most Interesting Eplayan in the World.ygmir wrote:and, therein was the mistake.......120 degrees F. breaks down that special castor bean spice....... and you cook pudding...........Simon of the Playa wrote:naw, i already did camp Ras Puddin' a few years back when i had dreadlocks and a beard and i wore a black monks robe.
they tried to kill me with bad ricin pudding 7 times.
i'm still here.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: CampSitOnMyAssWhileYOUBringMeWomen,BoozeAndCigarettes
I was thinking of an empty throne, with minions scouring the City to find the One True Empress/Emperor.
Or just saving it for Mr. Harvey.
Or just saving it for Mr. Harvey.
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Can we have assasinations?Ugly Dougly wrote:I was thinking of an empty throne, with minions scouring the City to find the One True Empress/Emperor.
Or just saving it for Mr. Harvey.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: CampSitOnMyAssWhileYOUBringMeWomen,BoozeAndCigarettes
pray to the patron saint of gamblers, drunks, womanizers and smokers, it's your only chance.


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I could see that as a new country/western song title.........theCryptofishist wrote:Simon of the Playa eats puddin' raw--He is the Most Interesting Eplayan in the World.ygmir wrote:and, therein was the mistake.......120 degrees F. breaks down that special castor bean spice....... and you cook pudding...........Simon of the Playa wrote:naw, i already did camp Ras Puddin' a few years back when i had dreadlocks and a beard and i wore a black monks robe.
they tried to kill me with bad ricin pudding 7 times.
i'm still here.
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why you gotta bring up my personal life? i KNOW a girl named puddin'...
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[youtube][/youtube]Simon of the Playa wrote:why you gotta bring up my personal life? i KNOW a girl named puddin'...
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If I can't get men to do things by saying "pretty please" my generation has been a huge failure!ygmir wrote:[youtube][/youtube]
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Re: CampSitOnMyAssWhileYOUBringMeWomen,BoozeAndCigarettes
Naaah, he just snorts the pudding powder--He is the Most Interesting Eplayan in the World.theCryptofishist wrote:Simon of the Playa eats puddin' raw--He is the Most Interesting Eplayan in the World.ygmir wrote:and, therein was the mistake.......120 degrees F. breaks down that special castor bean spice....... and you cook pudding...........Simon of the Playa wrote:naw, i already did camp Ras Puddin' a few years back when i had dreadlocks and a beard and i wore a black monks robe.
they tried to kill me with bad ricin pudding 7 times.
i'm still here.
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Well, sure, if you can find someone worthy.theCryptofishist wrote:Can we have assasinations?Ugly Dougly wrote:I was thinking of an empty throne, with minions scouring the City to find the One True Empress/Emperor.
Or just saving it for Mr. Harvey.
Getting an idea for a theme camp now.
Hold on...
"The Imperial Camp" - A sumptuous palace redolent of past glories of worldwide empire, now fallen in tatters and sacked by heartless barbarians.
- Enjoy our ice-cold Mojo, an intoxicating drink made from whatever we can scrounge, plus whatever you bring us.
- Play pin the tail on the aristocrat.
- Fight over who may sit on the throne. Sit on the imperial throne until you get tired of it, or someone usurps you.
- Pillage a village, plight a troth, ravish or be ravished!
- Mystery meat barbeque - do you have the stomach for it?
Just bouncing ideas around.