Troll Bait

[ygmir]

Now that you mention it, I have been using this as a lubricant.

And let the board say "FUCK YEAH!"

FUCK YEAH!!!

[BBadger]

I would move Burning Man to Europe--and not just Europe, it would be in Switzerland and managed by the International Olympic Committee since they're based out of Lausanne, Switzerland. I think Europe, Switzerland, and the Olympics really embodies what Burning Man is all about.

[theCryptofishist]

We could have it in the middle of CERN!

[Sham]

We could have it in the middle of CERN!

Sure we could. What's CERN?

[theCryptofishist]

A particle accelerator.

[wh..sh]

We could have it in the middle of CERN!

Sure we could. What's CERN?

European Organization for Nuclear Research (partical physics laboratory)
I bet we could burn a bunch of stuff there.

[ygmir]

We could have it in the middle of CERN!

Sure we could. What's CERN?

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[BBadger]

Nooo, we want to stay away from CERN, because that's near the French border and we're already dirty enough at BM without having French hygiene problems. It's bad enough that Lausanne is in the middle of the country with half French influences.

[theCryptofishist]

So, Zurich and the gnomes?


Gnomes make good troll bait.

[Clar-i-ty]

Now that you mention it, I have been using this as a lubricant.

And let the board say "FUCK YEAH!"

FUCK YEAH!!!

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[Clar-i-ty]

So, Zurich and the gnomes?


Gnomes make good troll bait.

So we're sacrificing gnomes now? Yee-Fucking-Haw!!!!

[HiBbY]

DONT KILL DA GNOMES!!!! they just learned how to say hooray! if anything use SOCKS for troll bait! trolls love to steal socks, but only the left ones. weird :::o

[Ugly Dougly]

What are all the things you would change about Burning Man?

More large explosions.

[Nipple]

Some of us are trying to sleep U.D.

I think Burning Man should institute a quiet period starting at 10pm until 7am. No amplified music on B through L. A and Esplanade can have music at REASONABLE levels. Deep Playa is fine, as long as no one complains to Rangers.

[BBadger]

We should put a park in the middle of the playa and watch as people who set up tents there get their asses evicted because you can't camp there.

[Ugly Dougly]

Some of us are trying to sleep U.D.

I think Burning Man should institute a quiet period starting at 10pm until 7am. No amplified music on B through L. A and Esplanade can have music at REASONABLE levels. Deep Playa is fine, as long as no one complains to Rangers.

I think you have inspired a practical use for explosions. oonzoonzoonz BOOOOM!!!! <...crickets...>

[Simon of the Playa]

shut up, hippy.

drink the kool-aid, wear the ribbon.

[Ugly Dougly]

So are you selling the outfits or the model?

[HiBbY]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[knowmad]

We could move the Burn to a large skyscraper. Convert window washer lifts into art cars. Flaming bunngy jumping. Centercamp and gate would be in the lobby. Flaming Art pieces would be ment to be thrown from the roof. And on saturday the whole building is demolished by sympathetic vibrations set off by dubstep.
Oh and of course; hookers and blow.

[Savannah]

I had a dream about a year ago that the Burn was taking place in a skyscraper. It was night. I felt as though I was in Tokyo. I was hovering at a distance from the immense edifice at at least 50 floors up, 50 floors to go, as though in a helicopter 100 yards away, though even the sound of the helicopter blades was distant; all the sound in the dream was . . . dim, as though underwater . . . but I could hear our city at a distance, the voices of many thousands of conversations blending, music blazing, the whole building monstrously and wonderfully alive, vibrating like a hive of enormous & faraway bees. I felt very much as one sometimes feels when traveling across the middle of the Esplanade; central and equidistant from everything, amazed, hearing the distant pulse of the behemoth.

[BBadger]

I've got a great idea:

We'll sell cheaper, 2-3 day passes for the last 2-3 nights for all those people who only want to be there for the end-of-week festivities. I bet they'll be really popular with the college student crowd.

[knowmad]

I had a dream about a year ago that the Burn was taking place in a skyscraper. It was night. I felt as though I was in Tokyo. I was hovering at a distance from the immense edifice at at least 50 floors up, 50 floors to go, as though in a helicopter 100 yards away, though even the sound of the helicopter blades was distant; all the sound in the dream was . . . dim, as though underwater . . . but I could hear our city at a distance, the voices of many thousands of conversations blending, music blazing, the whole building monstrously and wonderfully alive, vibrating like a hive of enormous & faraway bees. I felt very much as one sometimes feels when traveling across the middle of the Esplanade; central and equidistant from everything, amazed, hearing the distant pulse of the behemoth.

yes! A 97 storie temple of fun. With slides. entire floors of bliss. And in the middle ...

[Sham]

I heard that the orange trash fence is being replaced by temporary rows of pine trees. It may take a bit longer to set up the perimeter, but it will have a much nicer look. All the tour buses can be parked behind the trees to keep them out of sight.

[ygmir]

I heard that the orange trash fence is being replaced by temporary rows of pine trees. It may take a bit longer to set up the perimeter, but it will have a much nicer look. All the tour buses can be parked behind the trees to keep them out of sight.

Cyprus trees, Sham.........with date palms interspersed, for the oasis look, and so some can finally________________ (fill in the blank)

[FIGJAM]

I had a dream about a year ago that the Burn was taking place in a skyscraper. It was night. I felt as though I was in Tokyo. I was hovering at a distance from the immense edifice at at least 50 floors up, 50 floors to go, as though in a helicopter 100 yards away, though even the sound of the helicopter blades was distant; all the sound in the dream was . . . dim, as though underwater . . . but I could hear our city at a distance, the voices of many thousands of conversations blending, music blazing, the whole building monstrously and wonderfully alive, vibrating like a hive of enormous & faraway bees. I felt very much as one sometimes feels when traveling across the middle of the Esplanade; central and equidistant from everything, amazed, hearing the distant pulse of the behemoth.

yes! A 97 storie temple of fun. With slides. entire floors of bliss. And in the middle ...

Hmmmmmmmm?

[knowmad]

Public traded stock options! One share per ticket. Dividends payed out only to first tier lotery winners.
And as usual, hookers and blow.

[Clar-i-ty]

I've got a great idea:

We'll sell cheaper, 2-3 day passes for the last 2-3 nights for all those people who only want to be there for the end-of-week festivities. I bet they'll be really popular with the college student crowd.

Oh shit! I wonder if this new ticket system is going to interfere with my game of "make college girls cry?"

[Nipple]

Oh shit! I wonder if this new ticket system is going to interfere with my game of "make college girls cry?"

Rules, please.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

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