The person below me

[H.G.Crosby]

crochet, actually.

tpbm is wondering what the hell we are going to do with all the dead horses lying around...

[theCryptofishist]

Thems good eatin'! And you know that, silly boy.

TPBM has a really good dick joke for Dick.

[lucky420]

No goddamnit I don't. I can't remember a joke to save my ass, although I will laugh with wild abandon when hearing a good one.

TPBM knows it is past their bedtime but they are drunk and don;t care right now.\

[Savannah]

It was only one glass of Chardonnay, but . . . yeah, I should probably go to bed. I have hated bedtime since infancy. The one time during childhood that I ever willingly laid down for a nap (age 4) it so alarmed my mother that she took me to the hospital. I had pneumonia! (Good call, Mom!) In short, bedtime can suck it.

The person below me has a favorite item of autumn clothing.

[tamarakay]

I do I do, a soft suede light coat that makes me feel beautiful.

TPBM is NOT happy about going to work today.

lucky: The pessimist has what blood type?

b negative

[AntiM]

I don't go to work, but I do go to the gym and am not looking forward to the ride.

TPBM wishes teleportation was a viable travel option.

[lemur]

this is true.. i was always amazed about how on star trek deep space 9 they show a buncha situations where people used the teleporter on earth itself.. it allowed one guy to visit home for dinner when he was going to school in europe... every night (if i recall correctly) .. i dont think they emphasized how cool this was enough..

ship to ship, ship to planet.. and even site to site within a ship is one thing.. but showing a interplanetary transport that uses the pad within your home? badass.



the person below me thinks that Robert Picardo is a hero.

[ygmir]

I'd say no.......I'm a purist, original Star Trek............

TPBM hates non sequiturs

[tamarakay]

Why yes I do think you would look lovely in that purple monster fur jock strap yiggy.

TPBM wants to give my stinky dog Boy a bath. Man, I should have named him Toots MaGoots.

[theCryptofishist]

Um, no. There's a reason I never had kids, and that reason was bathtime.

TPBM thinks tamarakay was asking about a dog.

[illy dilly]

Pretty sure...... at least thats what I'm going with.

TPBM wonders why Tamarkay doesn't just change the dogs name?
Though, Boy is a very original name

[tamarakay]

..beep beep beep... we interrupt your regular scheduled thread for this live update...beep.

We found him 1/2 dead on the side of the road, he was about three years old vet thought, and nursed him back to health. Boy is all he will answer too. Best. Dog. Ever.

beep beep beep...we now take you back to your thread, carry on...beep

[tamarakay]

well, we don't have to wonder now do we?

TPBM has also rescued strays off the side of the road

[knowmad]

I did Her name was Krash Kitty, and I recently lost her to coyotes.
TPBM Sometimes wishes they could be rescued, maybe by a non creepy shugar daddy/moma. Sigh....

[Eric]

I wish I could be rescued by employment or money, the other needs are taken care of quite well


tpbm is putting off the inevitable

[knowmad]

Just keeping one step ahead of the steamroller, It's kinda fun?

TPBM will now tell us a poem that they have memorized just to take our minds of the impending Doom.

[Nipple]

Some say the world will end in fire.
Some say in ice.
From what I know of desire,
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if I had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
to say that for destruction ice
is also great,
and would suffice.

TPBM still has yet to do their chores before going out to play.

[theCryptofishist]

Hey, I spent almost two hours in the garage, cleaning. And now that I've had my shower and my hair's wet, I'm not likely to go out again.

TPBM has the new Rammstein.

[OregonRed]

Nope. Rammstein falls into the category of music that is too painful (emotionally) for me to listen to currently.

TPBM is trying out a new terministic screen.

[Nipple]

Nope... I'm sticking with VT100.

(Actually, I had to look it up. I really dig the ideas. I guess you could kind of say I've been doing that for the last few years. I used to be very sarcastic and bitter. Just plain mad about things. I can't tell you how I came around from that. I just did. I'm trying hard to be open to people who disagree with me. I'm trying hard to be open to myself. Blah blah hippie blah peace blah blah light and positivity...etc, but its been good for me. My humor is still kind of hard edged, but it generally runs more towards the self deprecating kind. I don't call people stupid... but I'm very willing to act like I'm stupid in a demonstrative fashion... )

TPBM is happy the rains have started in earnest...

[theCryptofishist]

I'm more worried about how Earnest feels about that.
TPBM is a big Oscar Wilde fan.

[Simon of the Playa]

mad, bad, and dangerous to know.


tpbm wonders whether electronic social engineering has opportunities for them to apply basic skill sets to take over the world.

[theCryptofishist]

No, I've already realized that I have too much sleep in my circadian rythems to do something that takes so much energy.

TPBM worries about the fate of nations under a Simon regime.

[Simon of the Playa]

as they should....Nation States are no longer practical.

TPBM knows i'll have really nice uniforms though, so it's all good.

[theCryptofishist]

I can see you with the kickline of sparkle ponies...
TPBM thinks Liz Estrada would make a better benevolent dictator.

[theCryptofishist]

No, I don't. I was simply trying to put out something provocative to get a reaction.

TPBM is flummoxed when spelling diphthongs.

[The CO]

I just like saying 'dipthong.'

TPBM Has found great peace in not replying to every 1-poster clogging the ticket threads.

[theCryptofishist]

No, I'm finding snark to replying to one in ten. You get the next one.
TPBM gets the one after that.

[theCryptofishist]

Too much work.

TPBM is sad that this thread hasn't been added to in almost a week.

[Eric]

we're all too busy rolling our eyes at the people who want to require names on tickets to be witty here.


tpbm wants to require names on tickets