Pick Up Lines

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:35 pm

I think I may have heard them all in my 50something years! There are probably a lot of new ones! it's amazing what one may say to the object of their affection, or the object for the evening!

Ladies and Gents: tell me yours!!

Here's and oldy moldy: You must be an angel, I think I've died and gone to heaven... *gak*

Post by **Savannah** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:44 pm

Street kid: Spare change to get me a dominatrix?

Me: *laugh*

Street kid (brightening): Will you be my dominatrix?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 4:45 pm

"my names Dougly, remember that, you'll be moaning it later"

Patsh · Post by **Patsh** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:02 pm

Guy in a bar spots this hot chick, sitting alone...

Works up the courage to go talk to her.

"So, I haven't seen you in here before...

Where do you live at?"

(She's an English teacher.)

"Don't you know better than to end a sentence with a preposition?"

"Oh, yeah," he says... "I forgot!...

So, where do you live at, Bitch?"

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:25 pm

"I want some. You got some. Gimme some!"

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:26 pm

"Do you live around here often?"

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:28 pm

"didn't we go to different schools together?"

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 5:37 pm

"Come here often, if at all?"

Worked on me.

TinkerMom · Post by **TinkerMom** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:36 pm

Excuse me, but, do you have a band aid?

It seems, that I scraped my knee when I fell for you.....

Even dumber..... It actually worked for me. I only did it on a dare, too.
But I'll take it!!!

Post by **Eric** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:44 pm

This is more of an anti-pickup line, but I actually used it when I was a young glam-punk in the 80's, with a wide mohawk, black makeup smeared around my eyes and usually in an "Adolph Hitler European Tour" t-shirt with a Star of David necklace on.

A super pretentious pretty-boy came into our favorite bar and just acted completely dismissive & superior, so my friends asked me to bring him a peg. I walked across the room staring at him, got really really close and whispered in his ear "I want to nail you like Jesus to the Cross". Then I smiled, said "think about it..." and walked away.

He was out of the bar by the time I was back to my friends...

I also used "I want to fuck you until you spit blood" once for a similar reason. I had an issue with boundaries even back then...

Post by **mdmf007** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 6:59 pm

"Got any German in You?"

"No" = "want some?"

"Yes" = "Want some More?"

You cannot lose with that one. Of course if your another nationality, feel free to use your own.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 7:35 pm

well, not a line, but, when I lick my eyebrows, it seems to work.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:37 pm

ygmir wrote:well, not a line, but, when I lick my eyebrows, it seems to work.

ROFLMAO *shreiking with laughter* LOLOLOL

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:41 pm

Genuine pick up line - I want to kiss you

Cute pick up line - Ra Ruv Roo (*cough*)

Lame - I told one guy that I was married and he said "that's fine with me cos I am single"... I was like "WTF"

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:46 pm

wh..sh wrote:Genuine pick up line - I want to kiss you

Cute pick up line - Ra Ruv Roo (*cough*)

Lame - I told one guy that I was married and he said "that's fine with me cos I am single"... I was like "WTF"

I had said the last line to a guy once too, only he said, "That's ok, I'm married too."

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 8:50 pm

maryanimal wrote: I had said the last line to a guy once too, only he said, "That's ok, I'm married too."

LOL! Atleast then you both are on the same playing field

Post by **Eric** » Sun Nov 20, 2011 10:53 pm

wh..sh wrote:Genuine pick up line - I want to kiss you

I had that used on me once after a 20 minute conversation: "so, are you going to kiss me or what?" How can you say no to that?

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:27 am

Eric wrote:
wh..sh wrote:Genuine pick up line - I want to kiss you
I had that used on me once after a 20 minute conversation: "so, are you going to kiss me or what?" How can you say no to that?

yeah, ofcourse you don't want to be rude

This guy once asked me if he may kiss me, I said NO with a smile. He kissed me anyways... and then we dated for 4 years. Good times!

lucky420 · Post by **lucky420** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 7:52 am

"Wanna Fuck?" (his line) this one actually worked. We were married for 20 years (oh lord)

Elliot · Post by **Elliot** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:05 am

lucky420 wrote:"Wanna Fuck?" (his line) this one actually worked. We were married for 20 years (oh lord)

You beat me to it. But I can confirm it. A female friend of mine was hit with that line a few weeks ago. In broad daylight, with her two small kids in tow. If I remember right, the fellow knows her, and knew that her husband was out of town for a week.

No, didn't work!

But that line may be coming back in fashion.

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:13 am

the guy walked up to my desk, smiled at me and said: You are very beautiful! Lets go for a date. Can I take you for a dinner? ...and wink his eye...

I smilled back, caressed him on his on face and said: No!

He was only 13...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:18 am

MisaBlue wrote:the guy walked up to my desk, smiled at me and said: You are very beautiful! Lets go for a date. Can I take you for a dinner? ...and wink his eye...

I smilled back, caressed him on his on face and said: No!

He was only 13...

32.5 cm?

MisaBlue · Post by **MisaBlue** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:19 am

ygmir wrote:
MisaBlue wrote:the guy walked up to my desk, smiled at me and said: You are very beautiful! Lets go for a date. Can I take you for a dinner? ...and wink his eye...

I smilled back, caressed him on his on face and said: No!

He was only 13...

32.5 cm?

13 years old

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:22 am

MisaBlue wrote:
ygmir wrote:
MisaBlue wrote:the guy walked up to my desk, smiled at me and said: You are very beautiful! Lets go for a date. Can I take you for a dinner? ...and wink his eye...

I smilled back, caressed him on his on face and said: No!

He was only 13...

32.5 cm?
13 years old

oh..chuckling.........I though maybe you were setting the bar a little high...............

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 8:26 am

don't make me turn this rape into murder.......

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:11 am

lucky420 wrote:"Wanna Fuck?" (his line) this one actually worked. We were married for 20 years (oh lord)

That's almost as classy as "Do you wanna have threesome?" I hear that's in fashion.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:22 am

wh..sh wrote:
lucky420 wrote:"Wanna Fuck?" (his line) this one actually worked. We were married for 20 years (oh lord)
That's almost as classy as "Do you wanna have threesome?" I hear that's in fashion.

it's not in fashion?

Zhust · Post by **Zhust** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:52 am

I will have find the right woman when this works:

"Baby, you're so fine: if you were a mineral, you'd be 'finite'."

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 9:53 am

What fashion do you wear to a threesome?

I'm intreaged.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:14 am

FIGJAM wrote:What fashion do you wear to a threesome?

I'm intreaged.

Something slinky that you don't mind getting stained always works for me.

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