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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by FIGJAM » Mon Nov 21, 2011 11:35 am

So.........snakes?
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Eric » Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:34 pm

FIGJAM wrote:What fashion do you wear to a threesome?

I'm intreaged.
If you're wearing something you're doing it wrong.

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Nipple » Mon Nov 21, 2011 2:41 pm

*stuffing the batman costume from the last threesome in the closet*

YES. WHAT ERIC SAID.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Eric » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:15 pm

Eric wrote:If you're wearing something you're doing it wrong.*

Just saying...


*fetish play excepted
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Nipple » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:19 pm

I am the night, Eric.

***EDIT: (Re-reading, it looks like that is a pickup line. It is not. I mean, unless he's into it.)***
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by knowmad » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:25 pm

Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters!


only works on hippies!

or for toco tuesday...
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered

yeah. I don't get laid mutch...

and somtimes it's not your line at all...

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by wh..sh » Mon Nov 21, 2011 3:31 pm

Nipple wrote:I am the night, Eric.
In serious case of threesome needs, just shine the light
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by ygmir » Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:07 pm

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by MisaBlue » Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:13 pm

It really depends of the matter of the costume...

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Eric » Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:18 pm

Oh, I got yer naked Batman...


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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Nipple » Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:21 pm

BIFF! POW!
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by ygmir » Mon Nov 21, 2011 4:23 pm

Dick Grayson would be proud, Eric!!
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:02 pm

Bat pornography. Can you give me the picture in echolocation?
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by ygmir » Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:09 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Bat pornography. Can you give me the picture in echolocation?
you just want him to do that tongue clicking thing, like that blind guy, don't you............
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:26 pm

ygmir wrote:
theCryptofishist wrote:Bat pornography. Can you give me the picture in echolocation?
you just want him to do that tongue clicking thing, like that blind guy, don't you............
You just fantasize about a woman clicking her tongue, huh, ygmir...
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Post by Savannah » Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:32 pm

Because then he can tell how close she is, even with the blindfold on. :shock:
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by ygmir » Mon Nov 21, 2011 5:54 pm

has no one seen the blind guy who can echo locate?

Jeeze, a guy makes a suggestion, that someone might enjoy learning about how humans echolocate, and you guys go all Hedgehog on me............

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by MisaBlue » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:30 am

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by ygmir » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:33 am

MisaBlue wrote:Image

BBBWWWHAAHAAAA...........well, not exactly, but cute..........
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by lucky.bastard » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:32 pm

" I can eat a peach for an hour "

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by MisaBlue » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:58 pm

lucky.bastard wrote:" I can eat a peach for an hour "

" Southern Gentlemen know ladies always cum first "

ha ha ha I like that
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by FIGJAM » Wed Nov 23, 2011 4:58 pm

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Post by tamarakay » Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:47 pm

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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by lemur » Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:20 pm

i dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars and the universe worships the night.
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by wh..sh » Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:13 am

lemur wrote:i dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars and the universe worships the night.
**swoon**
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by lucky420 » Thu Nov 24, 2011 8:36 am

i dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars and the universe worships the night.
oh jeez that is sooo corny :mrgreen:
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by MisaBlue » Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:22 pm

My friend told me the best pick up line ever...one guy told her... Would you like to see my sperm in the moonlight?

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Post by remi » Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:27 pm

I may not be Fred Flinstone.. but I could sure make your bed rock!
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by lemur » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:40 pm

lucky420 wrote:
i dream of a galaxy where your eyes are the stars and the universe worships the night.
oh jeez that is sooo corny :mrgreen:

only if you think its a line..... that im not sincere..
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Re: Pick Up Lines

Post by Eric » Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:46 pm

used on me the other day: "when are you guys bringing me home?" :shock:
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