Do NOT talk about tickets or the theme in this thread

[tamarakay]

Cause I'm drawn to those threads like a moth to flame, like a rubbernecker to a train wreck, like shit on a stick. Oh. My. God. I'm tired of it, but I just can't help myself. I need serious help.

[motskyroonmatick]

Ok.

[DanusLight]

Cause I'm drawn to those threads like a moth to flame, like a rubbernecker to a train wreck, like shit on a stick. Oh. My. God. I'm tired of it, but I just can't help myself. I need serious help.

So, no T words. What's the wee one getting for Christmas?

[tamarakay]

Just like everyone else on my list, a painted fabric something or other.

Motsy! I want to two step with you one the playa. Please?

[tamarakay]

So, since we are not talking about the theme I can't tell you how bad it sucks.
Ditto on the ticket lottery. No opinion at all on the assholishness of it all.

[TinkerMom]

TK, are we going to have a whole line dance thing going on?
That would be cool, although I don't know how to do it

[tamarakay]

Well TInkermom, you are in luck. I would just LOVE to teach you how to two step. You just get yourself ready for a boot stomping good time. well, boot sliding really.

[DanusLight]

Motsy! I want to two step with you one the playa. Please?

But of course!

**finds to do list and adds 'brush up on two step'

[DanusLight]

Two step in a tutu! O. M. G. best day ever!

[unjonharley]

Well TInkermom, you are in luck. I would just LOVE to teach you how to two step. You just get yourself ready for a boot stomping good time. well, boot sliding really.

Boot scoot'in boogie

[unjonharley]

Well TInkermom, you are in luck. I would just LOVE to teach you how to two step. You just get yourself ready for a boot stomping good time. well, boot sliding really.

Boot scoot'in boogie

[tamarakay]

unjonharley, now with you I'd want to waltz.

[maryanimal]

Two step in a tutu! O. M. G. best day ever!

Two-step in tutu Tuesday!!

[TinkerMom]

Do I have to wear boots? I'm a barefooter.

And a Waltz I can do. So wierd, I even grew up country......

[DanusLight]

Do I have to wear boots? I'm a barefooter.

And a Waltz I can do. So wierd, I even grew up country......

My boots are purple!

[tamarakay]

Well, I'm not the best dancer so you might want some kind of toe protection
DanusLight, we might have to figure out how to turn our little art hut into a dancefloor

[TinkerMom]

I have stacks of plywood!!! WooHoo, dance floor on the way!!!

[Sham]

Let's not talk about the theme, shall we. I looked everywhere and can't find any official announcement of the theme. As far as I can guess, this is one big prank on the part of Larry. Word spreads and rumors get exaggerated. Face it people, there really is no theme to talk about. Just because Larry said something in passing at some bloated, overpriced dinner, doesn't mean that it's true.
Someone prove me wrong, dammit!

[tamarakay]

Oh I know! Everytime I read a stupid post about tickets I have to put a dollar in the trip money jar! Before long i'll have enough to purchase my ticket from the scalpers!

[theCryptofishist]

Do any of you know of a goat sucker I could set on my college boyfriend for the high crime of still being alive?

[theCryptofishist]

Wait! are there any cool cds I should buy?


(For the purposes of this conversation a "cool" cd is a cd that would appeal to a fish on the internet, pushing 50, who hates rap/hiphop/dupstep and various other things.)

[Savannah]

Just because Larry said something in passing at some bloated, overpriced dinner, doesn't mean that it's true.

Burning Man 2012: Bloated, Overpriced Dinner

[tamarakay]

I like the OLD country, Bob Wills and the like. I just don't get Taylor Swift. She hurts my ears. I like her words, but her voice is like scraping a chalkboard to me.

[theCryptofishist]

Yeah, the old country's pretty good. Once you get past all the pogroms.

[tamarakay]

Yeah, the old country's pretty good. Once you get past all the pogroms.

Well now see? We can come up with MUCH better themes than old Larry.

You kids keep having fun, i have to go to bed. 4am comes awful dang early anymore.

So far i've had to put four dollars in the tip jar.

[bigdane]

THANK GOD...or rather TK was avoiding the eplaya like a bad date! All the figgidity diggity about shit...I was beginning to wonder if I really wanted to go..until I realized it was a LOUD minority and not the cool majority wanking all over the place.
Seriously...

and if anyone was wondering I can shake some ass on the dance floor..I can't fuckin dance...just shake my ass... ...

[Savannah]

Bigdane, have you seen BBadger's hilarious post about the Shopping Cart Dance, from the Shyness thread?

It's a post for the Ages . . .

I'll link the whole page just in case, because that whole conversation was fun.
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 4&start=30

[bigdane]

Bigdane, have you seen BBadger's hilarious post about the Shopping Cart Dance, from the Shyness thread?

It's a post for the Ages . . .

I'll link the whole page just in case, because that whole conversation was fun.
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 4&start=30

Savannah...I work in a grocery store and I am so totally going to teach EVERYONE that tomorrow......BBadger is a megarockstar...muchos gracias!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm still smiling..

still...

[bubbavic]

The first rule of Fight Club is...

[Savannah]

The First Rule of Fight Club Is . . . Do Not Talk About Fight Club.

The Second Rule of Fight Club is: SHOPPING CART DANCE, strumpets!