I am here to network with likeminded individuals, lulz, and all around troublemaking. I live in South Florida and hate every minute of it. I used to work but now I am a lazy bum with limited mobility. This upcoming burn will be number 9 for me and I have participated on various levels but nothing too heavy. Sometimes I like to pretend to be a Ranger and hassle the weekenders and fratboy types but I do it soft and fuzzy so as not to get booted from the event.
Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
-
BlackRockCityPimp
- Posts: 185
- Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:48 am
- Location: Tent
Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Greetings eplayans,
I am here to network with likeminded individuals, lulz, and all around troublemaking. I live in South Florida and hate every minute of it. I used to work but now I am a lazy bum with limited mobility. This upcoming burn will be number 9 for me and I have participated on various levels but nothing too heavy. Sometimes I like to pretend to be a Ranger and hassle the weekenders and fratboy types but I do it soft and fuzzy so as not to get booted from the event.
I like burnin stuff and art but my true love is art cars above all else. I dig the villians that build the city and the circus freaks that entertain those of us that arent all etarded out lit up like a fawkin xmas tree. I dig electro mind you but I am a lil too old and wise to roll anymore. I can only deal with ravers in small doses so I tend to gravitate toward fire, contraptions, and camps when on the playa. Hope this is enough of a taste to let ya know what kind of fat ass jaded burner I am, if you are my sort of camper feel free to drop a line anytime, if not than stay outta my way lest you wind up in an asylum tryin to figure me out.
I am here to network with likeminded individuals, lulz, and all around troublemaking. I live in South Florida and hate every minute of it. I used to work but now I am a lazy bum with limited mobility. This upcoming burn will be number 9 for me and I have participated on various levels but nothing too heavy. Sometimes I like to pretend to be a Ranger and hassle the weekenders and fratboy types but I do it soft and fuzzy so as not to get booted from the event.
- Sham
- Moderator
- Posts: 8951
- Joined: Thu Oct 23, 2008 2:10 am
- Location: The hidden mythical place.....
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Welcome to eplaya, BRCP. Get out of Florida as fast as you can. You will find yourself eating dinner at 4:30 just because they give you free coffee (and all the Sweet & Low you can steal) Run and save yourself!
You will find the spirit of the playa here on eplaya, and hopefully you will get to meet many of the people on here in person.
Again, WELCOME and make yourself at home.
You will find the spirit of the playa here on eplaya, and hopefully you will get to meet many of the people on here in person.
Again, WELCOME and make yourself at home.
- theCryptofishist
- Posts: 40312
- Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:28 am
- Burning Since: 2017
- Location: In Exile
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Stop lying, Sham. The eplaya is not the playa. The eplaya is filled with snarks and people who don't believe that it's morally incorrect to be "burnier than thou." Stop trying to make us look good.Shambala wrote:You will find the spirit of the playa here on eplaya...
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- junglesmacks
- Posts: 5828
- Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 9:54 pm
- Burning Since: 1986
- Location: Your mom's tent
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Shambala wrote:Get out of Florida as fast as you can. You will find yourself eating dinner at 4:30 just because they give you free coffee (and all the Sweet & Low you can steal) Run and save yourself!
Lol.. stereotypical Florida views from people that don't live here always crack me up. They think that it's nothing but a flat, alligator infested Disneyworld with old people everywhere. That's just fiiiiiiiiiiine by me though. If everyone knew what an incredible tropical paradise it is with natural springs and oak and cypress trees and rivers and lakes and beaches and open land that's so cheap to live in.. we would have people coming here by the busload.
It sucks here. Nothing to see.. move along.. move along..
Last weekend on the boat under 84 degree November skies:

Labor day BBQ:

Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
My new understanding is that Florida is a nice place, unfortunately filled with man-sized man-legs with big toes for heads.
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
How do you identify your innocent victims? ? I am guessing the weekenders smell better than the rest, but I wodn't be able to tell frat boys from other young people.BlackRockCityPimp wrote:Sometimes I like to pretend to be a Ranger and hassle the weekenders and fratboy types but I do it soft and fuzzy so as not to get booted from the event.![]()
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
-Bob
-Bob
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
I think Portland is x1000 more beautiful. Keep your man-sized man-legs there!Nipple wrote:My new understanding is that Florida is a nice place, unfortunately filled with man-sized man-legs with big toes for heads.
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
-Bob
-Bob
- junglesmacks
- Posts: 5828
- Joined: Wed May 26, 2010 9:54 pm
- Burning Since: 1986
- Location: Your mom's tent
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Nipple wrote:My new understanding is that Florida is a nice place, unfortunately filled with man-sized man-legs with big toes for heads.
Looking at this pic again makes me laugh a little. Being as that you can't see my heel, it distorts the POV a little and um.. yeah. Those are some man legs. Hear me roar.
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
-
BlackRockCityPimp
- Posts: 185
- Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:48 am
- Location: Tent
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Thats easy, weekenders can be easily identified and marked when they arrive on Thursday/Friday. Weekenders also dont have nearly enuff dust in the nooks and crannys of their clothing. The frat boys are the ones always trolling for intoxicated gals around 10 oclock and Esp. and taking pictures of the topless females and pantsless men. Fratboys can also be identified by clothing as well.wh..sh wrote:How do you identify your innocent victims? ? I am guessing the weekenders smell better than the rest, but I wodn't be able to tell frat boys from other young people.BlackRockCityPimp wrote:Sometimes I like to pretend to be a Ranger and hassle the weekenders and fratboy types but I do it soft and fuzzy so as not to get booted from the event.![]()
As far as any citizen of our fair city being innocent goes I call shenanigans. Mere entrance into our community makes anyone and everyone a potential target for pranks. And none of us are innocent, just knowing about Burningman makes you guilty. As far as being a victim goes.. nobody forces anyone to go hunting for poo funnels or critical tits parades. One of my favorites is to send ppl looking for critical tits to critical dicks. If they feel victimized they should question their own commitment to tits rather than my sending them to some floppy cock. Also in summation if anyone ever asks about the Canadian Beaver eating contest send em off to Comfort and Joy.
Thanks to all who welcomed me, and the fish is right.. most people on eplaya do not represent the playa. Most users with post counts above 5000 cannot be trusted and anyone that posts more than 10 times a day needs some additional hobbies.
- Elderberry
- Moderator
- Posts: 14976
- Joined: Tue Jul 17, 2007 10:00 pm
- Burning Since: 2007
- Camp Name: Camp Kelly
- Location: Palm Springs
- Contact:
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Hey there, welcome to eplaya!
Elderberry
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
-
BlackRockCityPimp
- Posts: 185
- Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:48 am
- Location: Tent
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Thanks.. either you cant be trusted or you need more hobbies. If you are trustworthy than you need more hobbies. Might I suggest more masturbation, or if already too raw from pounding you could always get into model makin or protest slogan writing. Someone needs to come up with something better than 99% since we all know that 99% of the country will never agree on anything.jkisha wrote:Hey there, welcome to eplaya!
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
I dont have 5000 posts, but people can't trust me either.BlackRockCityPimp wrote:Most users with post counts above 5000 cannot be trusted and anyone that posts more than 10 times a day needs some additional hobbies.
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
-Bob
-Bob
- AntiM
- Moderator
- Posts: 20301
- Joined: Wed Mar 24, 2004 5:23 am
- Burning Since: 2001
- Camp Name: Anti M's Home for Wayward Art
- Location: Wild, Wild West
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
But you can always trust the moderators.... buwahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.wh..sh wrote:I dont have 5000 posts, but people can't trust me either.BlackRockCityPimp wrote:Most users with post counts above 5000 cannot be trusted and anyone that posts more than 10 times a day needs some additional hobbies.
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
I dunno . . . I only have 3,299 posts. 
- theCryptofishist
- Posts: 40312
- Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:28 am
- Burning Since: 2017
- Location: In Exile
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Hey, I'm as untrustworthy now as I was when I had five posts to my name.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
-
BlackRockCityPimp
- Posts: 185
- Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:48 am
- Location: Tent
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Ive seen you working, considering what dept you are with I would say you are extra trustworthy.Savannah wrote:I dunno . . . I only have 3,299 posts.
-
BlackRockCityPimp
- Posts: 185
- Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:48 am
- Location: Tent
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
This is probably true, tho for the most part you give out handy info and are probably one of the few exceptions. I think the few other times it called snark or somesuch and I still try to understand this snark thing. My IQ is probably too low to ever get the eplaya snark parade, I am more of a DPW parade sorta guy.theCryptofishist wrote:Hey, I'm as untrustworthy now as I was when I had five posts to my name.
- theCryptofishist
- Posts: 40312
- Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:28 am
- Burning Since: 2017
- Location: In Exile
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Yeah, give us enough pbr and we'll do that too.BlackRockCityPimp wrote:This is probably true, tho for the most part you give out handy info and are probably one of the few exceptions. I think the few other times it called snark or somesuch and I still try to understand this snark thing. My IQ is probably too low to ever get the eplaya snark parade, I am more of a DPW parade sorta guy.theCryptofishist wrote:Hey, I'm as untrustworthy now as I was when I had five posts to my name.
(You know, many of us are soft underbelly types. Go read the "Fuck" thread if you want to see that in action.)
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- ygmir
- Posts: 30403
- Joined: Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:36 pm
- Burning Since: 2007
- Camp Name: qqqq
- Location: nevada county
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
ouch..............wh..sh wrote:I dont have 5000 posts, but people can't trust me either.BlackRockCityPimp wrote:Most users with post counts above 5000 cannot be trusted and anyone that posts more than 10 times a day needs some additional hobbies.
YGMIR
Unabashed Nordic
Pagan
Unabashed Nordic
Pagan
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
...slowly working my way to untrustworthyness...
~JStep
Nebraska Regional Contact
Tallgrass Burners - The Omaha and Nebraska Area Burning Man Regional Group
http://www.tallgrassburners.com
Email: nebraska [at] burningman.com
Nebraska Regional Contact
Tallgrass Burners - The Omaha and Nebraska Area Burning Man Regional Group
http://www.tallgrassburners.com
Email: nebraska [at] burningman.com
-
BlackRockCityPimp
- Posts: 185
- Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:48 am
- Location: Tent
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Why slowly... cuz yer a zombie?JStep wrote:...slowly working my way to untrustworthyness...
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
I take that back...ygmir wrote:ouch..............wh..sh wrote:I dont have 5000 posts, but people can't trust me either.BlackRockCityPimp wrote:Most users with post counts above 5000 cannot be trusted and anyone that posts more than 10 times a day needs some additional hobbies.

In my world there's only legible and more legible.
-Bob
-Bob
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
You've seen me working? Does this mean the "Sometimes I like to pretend to be a Ranger" business above is more like "I kind of am a Ranger"?BlackRockCityPimp wrote:Ive seen you working, considering what dept you are with I would say you are extra trustworthy.Savannah wrote:I dunno . . . I only have 3,299 posts.
- theCryptofishist
- Posts: 40312
- Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:28 am
- Burning Since: 2017
- Location: In Exile
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Huh. I just assumed it was a pick-up line. Once again my odd little, off little geek mind misinterpreted the interaction. Oh well, I'm not going to offer to plan your zombie-themed Holstein wedding...Savannah wrote:You've seen me working? Does this mean the "Sometimes I like to pretend to be a Ranger" business above is more like "I kind of am a Ranger"?BlackRockCityPimp wrote:Ive seen you working, considering what dept you are with I would say you are extra trustworthy.Savannah wrote:I dunno . . . I only have 3,299 posts.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Yeah, that and I don't have time to fast track my way to untrustworthiness anymore except on the weekends.BlackRockCityPimp wrote:Why slowly... cuz yer a zombie?JStep wrote:...slowly working my way to untrustworthyness...
~JStep
Nebraska Regional Contact
Tallgrass Burners - The Omaha and Nebraska Area Burning Man Regional Group
http://www.tallgrassburners.com
Email: nebraska [at] burningman.com
Nebraska Regional Contact
Tallgrass Burners - The Omaha and Nebraska Area Burning Man Regional Group
http://www.tallgrassburners.com
Email: nebraska [at] burningman.com
- tamarakay
- Posts: 3119
- Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:27 pm
- Burning Since: 2011
- Camp Name: Dye with Dignity
- Location: Texas
- Contact:
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Just adding another useless post. How many do I have to rack up before I'm considered dangerous?
When the only tool you got is a hammer, every problem looks like a hippie.
Mmmmmm I love the smell of Burning Man - Token
Getting overly dramatic about the ticket sale process is so 2012. - Maladroit
http://www.dyewithdignity.com
Mmmmmm I love the smell of Burning Man - Token
Getting overly dramatic about the ticket sale process is so 2012. - Maladroit
http://www.dyewithdignity.com
- theCryptofishist
- Posts: 40312
- Joined: Mon Feb 23, 2004 9:28 am
- Burning Since: 2017
- Location: In Exile
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Woman, you were born dangerous.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- tamarakay
- Posts: 3119
- Joined: Fri Oct 22, 2010 6:27 pm
- Burning Since: 2011
- Camp Name: Dye with Dignity
- Location: Texas
- Contact:
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Woot!theCryptofishist wrote:Woman, you were born dangerous.
When the only tool you got is a hammer, every problem looks like a hippie.
Mmmmmm I love the smell of Burning Man - Token
Getting overly dramatic about the ticket sale process is so 2012. - Maladroit
http://www.dyewithdignity.com
Mmmmmm I love the smell of Burning Man - Token
Getting overly dramatic about the ticket sale process is so 2012. - Maladroit
http://www.dyewithdignity.com
-
BlackRockCityPimp
- Posts: 185
- Joined: Fri Nov 25, 2011 2:48 am
- Location: Tent
Re: Oh for fawkes sake lets go burn something already
Now yer reading too much into it LOL..Savannah wrote:You've seen me working? Does this mean the "Sometimes I like to pretend to be a Ranger" business above is more like "I kind of am a Ranger"?BlackRockCityPimp wrote:Ive seen you working, considering what dept you are with I would say you are extra trustworthy.Savannah wrote:I dunno . . . I only have 3,299 posts.
I am still not a Ranger. I just saw you on the playa helping some dehydrated hippie one day. You have one of those looks thats unforgettable, in a good way. I couldnt be a Ranger if I wanted for several reasons, not enough restraint when catching date rapists and I thought Paul Addis was a fawkin trooper. I dont give a fawk what people say about the crazed lil tweeker, we all talked about torchin the man early for fawk knows how many years. He just had the balls to do it when everyone else was to much of a wuss. He picked a good year too, with all that commerce bein displayed under the man and all. Only thing he shoulda did was create a good enough diversion/ruckus to make sure the pavilion emptied out beforehand, putting people at risk for injury wasnt cool.
Seriously tho, I am NOT a Ranger, do not believe anything I say if I am kilted in khaki. I am just out to cause peaceful playful pranks on the noobs. I will however do Ranger like things, rags for noobs in duststorms, water for dried out hippies, babysitting people that have been dosed etc.