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by Nipple » Tue Dec 06, 2011 5:39 pm
When I was in school, this movie came out. None of us had SEEN it, but we were pretty sure it was the most badass thing ever to be an arm wrestler based on the commercials.
Arm wrestling became a problem in the class. The teacher decided to resolve it by pairing us off, and having us arm wrestle for M&Ms.
Some of us, took this as a challenge wherein we would become quite literally some kind of candy KING, and we'd reign upon a BOUNTIFUL HOARD of candy, but only after we'd crawled right over defeated and lifeless body of our opponent.
Others, mostly GIRLS, figured it out and ended up taking turns rapidly allowing themselves to LOSE, which earned each of them a little baggy of M&Ms.
Others, like my opponent, and childhood bully, Ricky C. (WHOM I JUST FOUND VIA LINKEDIN*) walked away with 3 or 4.
Not being a strong child, I walked away with 0 M&Ms.
For a long time there was an M&M shaped hole in my heart, but doctors were able to repair it.
* - Next time I'm in my home town, I'll need to swing by his place and piss on his doormat.