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Re: Fuck!

Post by gyre » Mon Nov 21, 2011 10:11 pm

Read the post.
Maybe I'm distracted.

Feel free to explain the funny or clever part?
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Re: Fuck!

Post by gyre » Tue Nov 22, 2011 1:17 am

Actually I realize that's pretty much what my response was in the first place.

Too subtle?
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Sham » Tue Nov 22, 2011 2:31 am

Subtle is my middle name. Shambala Subtle Schmeckelbeister :D

What the fuck was my mother thinking?
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Re: Fuck!

Post by gyre » Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:01 am

I know a girl with a long, fairly regrettable german last name to american ears.


The punchline is they changed it from a far more regrettable last name.

The original sounded like it was invented by the three stooges.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Sham » Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:19 am

Gyre, I see three of your posts in a row that fail to use the word "FUCK", or some variation.
What the fuck?

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Re: Fuck!

Post by gyre » Tue Nov 22, 2011 3:42 am

Fuck off


I was going to post about this week, but I'm afraid it would bring this thread down.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by FIGJAM » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:47 am

Theres been a little fuck in every post I've posted!!! :shock:
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Bin Noddin » Tue Nov 22, 2011 6:46 pm

Because e-Playa loves Norwegians:

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Re: Fuck!

Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:46 pm

My eels have stolen my fucking hovercraft.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by FIGJAM » Tue Nov 22, 2011 7:51 pm

Did you leave the keys in it AGAIN!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:08 pm

fuck! I suppose so...
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Re: Fuck!

Post by maryanimal » Tue Nov 22, 2011 8:49 pm

Those fuckin' eels. Now they'll come up here and start a ring of hovercraft thieves. Fuck eels...
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Re: Fuck!

Post by AntiM » Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:21 am

Fucking eels are fucking delicious.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Patsh » Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:30 am

ya, but those fucking hovercraft can be a bit crunchy!

edited to add the forgotten fuck)
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Re: Fuck!

Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:14 am

*Insert video from the Tin Drum here*
Fuck yeah!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Nov 23, 2011 10:02 am

Triken wrote:ya, but those fucking hovercraft can be a bit crunchy!

edited to add the forgotten fuck)
Course it's got fucking bones in it!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by MisaBlue » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:47 pm

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Re: Fuck!

Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:16 pm

Fuck.
Fuck the fucking fuckwads who fucking closed down the lab where I get my blood drawn first thing saturday morning for a fucking fasting blood sugar.
Fuck the fucking idiot (myself) who parked too close to the other lab that was open.
Fuck the fucking reality of being towed to a garage in fruitvale.
Fuck having to drive to the other garage, in Berkeley, where they can work on my van.
Fuck still not having had breakfast.
Fuck having to take a bus home to fucking get there at 1 fucking 30 in the afternoon to finally get some protein in my belly to supplement the coffee and sweetroll.
Fuck me for leaving the house to go to the bank without my fucking bankcard so I can't get my fucking cash for the fucking week.
Fuck my fucking nieghbors for leaving a little fucking note on my fucking windshield that I can't fucking reach which undoubtedly asks me not to park in fuck of their fucking house, which is fucking annoying because I'd be surprised if there are fifteen spots on the whole block both sides of the fucking street that can accommodate the fucking wheelchair and the fucking van.
and fuck the fucking english language which doesn't have enough fucks in it for me to express how fucking fucked I feel.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by Savannah » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:21 pm

Fuck your neighbors especially!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:24 pm

Yeah, I've been composing fucking aggressive, um passive aggressive, notes to them all fucking day.

I can't wait to seal a note in a baggy wiht a rock and throw it on thier porch...

Yeah, I"m fucking

I'm fucking out of words to say...
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Re: Fuck!

Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:26 pm

But it's a fucking kick in the fucking teeth or a fucking little heartbreak. I'm not fucking fit to belong to society because I don't have legs.
(Please don't take that fucking literally. It's the message I hear even seeing a fucking note under my fucking windshield.)
And it was under there so good, that I couldn't get rid of it by turning on the fucking wipers.

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Re: Fuck!

Post by AntiM » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:27 pm

Fucking frakking frelling freaking forking fudging fussy fuckers.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by theCryptofishist » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:27 pm

In-fucking-deed.
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Re: Fuck!

Post by TomServo » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:29 pm

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Re: Fuck!

Post by wh..sh » Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:01 pm

FUCK! my body hurts...
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Re: Fuck!

Post by ibdave » Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:19 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Fuck.

Fuck my fucking nieghbors for leaving a little fucking note on my fucking windshield that I can't fucking reach which undoubtedly asks me not to park in fuck of their fucking house, which is fucking annoying because I'd be surprised if there are fifteen spots on the whole block both sides of the fucking street that can accommodate the fucking wheelchair and the fucking van.
and fuck the fucking english language which doesn't have enough fucks in it for me to express how fucking fucked I feel.

Fuckem Fishy, Call the fucking City and have them Paint the fucking curb BLUE.....That will FUCK THEM..... :shock: :shock: 8)
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Re: Fuck!

Post by ygmir » Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:21 pm

wh..sh wrote:FUCK! my body hurts...

*backing away from the obvious*............fuck, that's a bummer W
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Re: Fuck!

Post by wh..sh » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:12 pm

ygmir wrote:
wh..sh wrote:FUCK! my body hurts...

*backing away from the obvious*............fuck, that's a bummer W
Naah, I go to a pressure point massage therapist for shoulder pain. Supposedly all this pain is fucking good for me. Fuck!

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Re: Fuck!

Post by Patsh » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:18 pm

fuckin' oops...

*raising hand*

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Re: Fuck!

Post by ygmir » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:25 pm

wh..sh wrote:
ygmir wrote:
wh..sh wrote:FUCK! my body hurts...

*backing away from the obvious*............fuck, that's a bummer W
Naah, I go to a pressure point massage therapist for shoulder pain. Supposedly all this pain is fucking good for me. Fuck!

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