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Re: WTF

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Re: WTF

Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Dec 06, 2011 7:33 pm

It would be vastly improved by a rottweiler figureen lifting a leg by the manger.
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Re: WTF

Post by Foxfur » Sun Dec 11, 2011 4:11 pm

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Re: WTF

Post by Foxfur » Sun Dec 11, 2011 8:26 pm

(Edit: Waaay too what the fucky...)
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Re: WTF

Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:02 am

Bought a Ricoh brand drill press.
Popped open the instructions. It said, three metric hex keys (included).
None of the hey keys fit the set screws needed to assemble the thing.
They were not metric! Why even stock hex keys that don't work on your product???

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Re: WTF

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:08 am

Surrealist joke?
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Re: WTF

Post by unjonharley » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:20 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Bought a Ricoh brand drill press.
Popped open the instructions. It said, three metric hex keys (included).
None of the hey keys fit the set screws needed to assemble the thing.
They were not metric! Why even stock hex keys that don't work on your product???
WTFWhy do you want to press your drills for in the first place :?:

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Re: WTF

Post by FIGJAM » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:28 am

I press mine in my journal. 8)
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Re: WTF

Post by junglesmacks » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:29 am

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http://behindthewall.msnbc.msn.com/_new ... p-in-anhui

"Hailing from China’s central Anhui province and born in July without its two hind legs, this two-legged wonder nicknamed “Strong Pig” has caused a stir online here with the strange walking technique it has adopted to get around the farm. Hiking its body almost 90 degrees up in the air, Strong Pig has learned to balance its over 66 pounds of pork on its two front legs and wobble around."
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Re: WTF

Post by unjonharley » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:37 am

That is going to make some great shoulder ham

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Re: WTF

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Re: WTF

Post by junglesmacks » Mon Dec 12, 2011 10:53 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Looks like they decided to harvest a couple of hams already.
HAAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHA....

I can see it now..
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Re: WTF

Post by Elderberry » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:24 am

junglesmacks wrote:Image


http://behindthewall.msnbc.msn.com/_new ... p-in-anhui

"Hailing from China’s central Anhui province and born in July without its two hind legs, this two-legged wonder nicknamed “Strong Pig” has caused a stir online here with the strange walking technique it has adopted to get around the farm. Hiking its body almost 90 degrees up in the air, Strong Pig has learned to balance its over 66 pounds of pork on its two front legs and wobble around."
This reminds me of a joke...
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Re: WTF

Post by Savannah » Mon Dec 12, 2011 11:28 am

Some Pig!

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Re: WTF

Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Dec 12, 2011 3:59 pm

I'll bet that's a photoshop.
(Hate to spoil it for you.)

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Re: WTF

Post by Foxfur » Mon Dec 12, 2011 9:05 pm

What does a panda eat?
Bamboo shoots.

What does a panda with a shotgun eat?
Anything she shoots.
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Re: WTF

Post by illy dilly » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:06 am

Foxfur wrote:What does a panda eat?
Bamboo shoots.

What does a panda with a shotgun eat?
Anything she shoots.
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LOL! Nice!
Thats my kinda Panda!
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Re: WTF

Post by theCryptofishist » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:24 am

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Re: WTF

Post by Ugly Dougly » Tue Dec 13, 2011 10:36 am

Those are fucking great!

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Re: WTF

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Re: WTF

Post by knowmad » Mon Dec 19, 2011 2:31 pm

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Re: WTF

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:03 pm

Thanks for that Shambala. My father's book is up to $375!
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Re: WTF

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Dec 19, 2011 3:03 pm

Why doesn't Dad get matching pyjamas?
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Re: WTF

Post by ygmir » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:12 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Why doesn't Dad get matching pyjamas?
maybe they're around his ankles and we can't see 'em?
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Re: WTF

Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:14 pm

Maybe he's hoping to get some for Xmas.

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Re: WTF

Post by theCryptofishist » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:15 pm

It's kinda bizarre how the lack of clothing turns that photo from ho-hum to a little bit creepy.
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Re: WTF

Post by unjonharley » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:56 pm

I just love the picture.. Gassing up the burro..

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Re: WTF

Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Dec 19, 2011 4:59 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:It's kinda bizarre how the lack of clothing turns that photo from ho-hum to a little bit creepy.
Would ot be creepier if the whole family was nude?

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Re: WTF

Post by FIGJAM » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:04 pm

After the Christmas tie fiasco, he swore he would never wear another of their gifts! 8)
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Re: WTF

Post by unjonharley » Mon Dec 19, 2011 5:18 pm

They could never have there school friends over for a pajama party at Xmas time..

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