Virility 2.0

Fertility 2.0 - Black Rock City is a kind of Petri dish. Theme camps cling in fertile clusters to its latticework of streets, artworks tumble out of it, like pollen on the air. These nodes of interaction mutate, grow and reproduce their kind. Burning Man communities have now escaped this capsule world: our culture in a Petri dish has effloresced - it spreads across five continents. This year's art theme contemplates the tendency of any being or living system to create abundant life.
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Virility 2.0

Postby uncle sticky » Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:40 am

There is no Fertility without Virility, no ying without yang, no feminine without masculine, no conception without penetration, unless you've got Canadian health insurance.

Into that truth is born Virility Camp, a place where men are men, the sheep are scared, and whiskey drinking and face punching are Rights of Passage. And no, counting or tracking themes are not of manly virtue.

We'll be serving whiskey, beer, and rough conversation. Dubstep is prohibited, punk rock encouraged, butt-rock revered, but not listened too. All matters or discussion, disagreement, name calling or general eye-balling and bad vibe-ing will be routed directly to the main attraction, the Octagon of Settling This Like Men. Headgear, lightly used and perfunctorily cleansed mouth gear, gloves and other sparring gear will be provided. No cups.

Combatants, aka men, will be chosen for contests via self-selection, or, in absence of obviously awesome match-ups, voluntarily. Three rounds, five minutes apiece, eye gouging discouraged albeit not prohibited.
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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby chiefdanfox » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:14 pm

Is the first rule of Virility Camp, "Don't talk about Virility Camp"?

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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby A Jester » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:23 pm

uncle sticky wrote:There is no Fertility without Virility, no ying without yang, no feminine without masculine, no conception without penetration, unless you've got Canadian health insurance.

Into that truth is born Virility Camp, a place where men are men, the sheep are scared, and whiskey drinking and face punching are Rights of Passage. And no, counting or tracking themes are not of manly virtue.

We'll be serving whiskey, beer, and rough conversation. Dubstep is prohibited, punk rock encouraged, butt-rock revered, but not listened too. All matters or discussion, disagreement, name calling or general eye-balling and bad vibe-ing will be routed directly to the main attraction, the Octagon of Settling This Like Men. Headgear, lightly used and perfunctorily cleansed mouth gear, gloves and other sparring gear will be provided. No cups.

Combatants, aka men, will be chosen for contests via self-selection, or, in absence of obviously awesome match-ups, voluntarily. Three rounds, five minutes apiece, eye gouging discouraged albeit not prohibited.


1) lol
2) WTF?
3) gonna be near a medic station?

and where can I go to watch women eye gouge?
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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby forty_eight » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:42 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9duSZL_-mM

Not sure why I feel this song could be thematically featured in your camp ... not too sure why, but still somehow sure.

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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby Savannah » Thu Dec 01, 2011 1:47 pm

A Jester wrote:
uncle sticky wrote:There is no Fertility without Virility, no ying without yang, no feminine without masculine, no conception without penetration, unless you've got Canadian health insurance.

Into that truth is born Virility Camp, a place where men are men, the sheep are scared, and whiskey drinking and face punching are Rights of Passage. And no, counting or tracking themes are not of manly virtue.

We'll be serving whiskey, beer, and rough conversation. Dubstep is prohibited, punk rock encouraged, butt-rock revered, but not listened too. All matters or discussion, disagreement, name calling or general eye-balling and bad vibe-ing will be routed directly to the main attraction, the Octagon of Settling This Like Men. Headgear, lightly used and perfunctorily cleansed mouth gear, gloves and other sparring gear will be provided. No cups.

Combatants, aka men, will be chosen for contests via self-selection, or, in absence of obviously awesome match-ups, voluntarily. Three rounds, five minutes apiece, eye gouging discouraged albeit not prohibited.


1) lol
2) WTF?
3) gonna be near a medic station?

and where can I go to watch women eye gouge?


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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby uncle sticky » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:25 pm

@chiefdanfox:
The first rule of virility is to talk ALOT, and loudly, about virility camp, and to boast about how you're going to kick some motherfucking ass in there. That's how you get selected for combat.
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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby Rice » Thu Dec 01, 2011 4:37 pm

uncle sticky wrote:Combatants, aka men, will be chosen for contests via self-selection, or, in absence of obviously awesome match-ups, voluntarily.


I thought we were attending an inclusive event. Why, exactly, are women being excluded?? I know many female burners who would, most likely, kick your ass...
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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby uncle sticky » Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:33 pm

"I know many female burners who would, most likely, kick your ass..."

Um, do I really need to explain it any further?
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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby JStep » Thu Dec 01, 2011 10:38 pm

I'll stop by to spray combatants against thier will with cold cooler water. :lol:
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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby uncle sticky » Thu Dec 22, 2011 12:42 am

That kind of behavior is almost guaranteed to get you volunteered.
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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby Risky » Thu Dec 22, 2011 1:36 pm

ah, no holds barred. Love it!
Will you eat your meat bloody raw or have a bbq grill going 24/7?
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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby Elliot » Thu Dec 22, 2011 2:58 pm

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So.... I guess my Alan Alda sensitive-and-vulnerable-man impersonation might not fly so well here? :lol:
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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby Bin Noddin » Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:10 pm

"I have gobs of mustard and ketchup on the front of my shirt, which does not make me a hot dog." Sam A. McKeen

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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby uncle sticky » Fri Dec 23, 2011 12:14 am

Eliot:

You'll be welcome at camp. Just ignore it when people try to assign a new playa name of "fresh meat," "sacrificial lamb" or "fist fodder." Of course, if any of these names seem to speak to you or touch your inner shaman, please feel free to put on a cup and tell me all about it.
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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby Elliot » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:20 am

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Ah, but I found your weakness, Bub! You invited me to "tell you all about it". That's a crack in your machoism, Buck! Real Virile Men "don't wanna hear it". Gotcha! Bwahahahahahahah!
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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby ygmir » Fri Dec 23, 2011 10:28 am

you have no chance:

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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby Elliot » Fri Dec 23, 2011 11:27 am

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More :lol: :lol: :lol: !

I yield to the Master of Unmanliness, Don Knotts ("Barney Fife").
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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby uncle sticky » Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:18 pm

Doh! On two counts! Here's the schedule:

Hmmm,
MMA Monday-No eye gouging, fish hooking, or biting
Take-down Tuesday-the subtle art of judo, aikido, jiu jitsu. No hitting or kicking! Head butting tolerated, but not encouraged
Whoop-ass Wednesday: all styles, open classes, Texas accents
Throw-down Thursday: The highlight of the week! Need to, ahem, discuss the gray water situation with a camp mate? Air out some grievances with your neighbors? That DJ steal your woman? Settle it like men, even if you're a woman!
Frat-boy Friday-Drunken brawling, chest puffing, shit-talking. Lure that weekend warrior into a just and honorable beat down!
Burn night is ninja night! Dress in black, be stealthy, attack the unsuspecting.
Sunday Slaughter-Why burn bad memories at the Temple when you act out in physical acts of rage? No, really.
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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby Elliot » Fri Dec 23, 2011 2:45 pm

uncle sticky wrote:Frat-boy Friday-Drunken brawling, chest puffing, shit-talking. Lure that weekend warrior into a just and honorable beat down!

You are talking about a hunt, right? :twisted:
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Re: Virility 2.0

Postby uncle sticky » Fri Dec 23, 2011 4:26 pm

Nah, by the time Friday rolls around, your skills will be sharp and you'll be ready to beat some civility into them. So, taunt them, bait them, claim to be from a better frat, get them into the ring, and submit them! Frat boys hate arm bars.
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