WTF
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theCryptofishist
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Re: WTF
Well, since their friends' pajamas wouldn't match, it's probably just as well.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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unjonharley
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Re: WTF
Oh, Do you think it would confusing to the pajamaless one..
Re: WTF
(link bein stupid)
oh how many a time must i hear how the one person christmas morning walks down not wearing anything because he or she had too much to drink the night before. oh how it makes me lul quietly
oh how many a time must i hear how the one person christmas morning walks down not wearing anything because he or she had too much to drink the night before. oh how it makes me lul quietly
c = 1 gives the sequence 0, 1, 2, 5, 26,…, which tends to infinity...
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unjonharley
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Re: WTF
They are still telling that story about you??? After all this time??HiBbY wrote:(link bein stupid)
oh how many a time must i hear how the one person christmas morning walks down not wearing anything because he or she had too much to drink the night before. oh how it makes me lul quietly
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theCryptofishist
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Re: WTF
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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unjonharley
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Re: WTF
On his back (under the table) the Michelangelo of the futuretheCryptofishist wrote:
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Ugly Dougly
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Re: WTF
I was just cursing my USB connector.theCryptofishist wrote:
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illy dilly
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Re: WTF
Does Google Translator regularly let you down?theCryptofishist wrote:
Tired of paying for expensive non earlthly translators?
Completely annoyed by not understanding Alain Spam?
Get your USB 2.0 Babel Fish today!
They're compatible with all Windows, Mac OS, and Marshen operating systems!
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
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knowmad
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Re: WTF
Google let you down? try this out!illy dilly wrote:Does Google Translator regularly let you down?theCryptofishist wrote:
Tired of paying for expensive non earlthly translators?
Completely annoyed by not understanding Alain Spam?
Get your USB 2.0 Babel Fish today!
They're compatible with all Windows, Mac OS, and Marshen operating systems!
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
...........................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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illy dilly
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Re: WTF
WTF!knowmad wrote:Google let you down? try this out!illy dilly wrote:Does Google Translator regularly let you down?theCryptofishist wrote:
Tired of paying for expensive non earlthly translators?
Completely annoyed by not understanding Alain Spam?
Get your USB 2.0 Babel Fish today!
They're compatible with all Windows, Mac OS, and Marshen operating systems!
Thats awesome!
Knowmad, thats two awesome links in 1 day!
1 more and I think I have to bake you a cake!
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
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maryanimal
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Re: WTF
Sometimes I'm confused by what I think is really obvious. But what I think is really obvious obviously isn't obvious.
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Elderberry
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Re: WTF
I thought this was funny first in the description: "This product is NOT an actual VW van!"
Elderberry
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle.
Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me
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Sham
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Re: WTF
I had eplaya open on my computer at work (what a surprise) and I was running an old DOS program when my computer froze with Eric's avatar prominently in the upper right corner. Everyone who came into my office asked the same question---"who's that". I must have said, "it's Eric", 10 times today. WTF!
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knowmad
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Re: WTF
Well just frost my butt and Call me cupcake!!!illy dilly wrote:
Knowmad, thats two awesome links in 1 day!
1 more and I think I have to bake you a cake!
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
...........................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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illy dilly
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Re: WTF
knowmad wrote:Well just frost my butt and Call me cupcake!!!illy dilly wrote:
Knowmad, thats two awesome links in 1 day!
1 more and I think I have to bake you a cake!
You'd like that woudn't you?!?!
Why don't ya stick your head in that hole and find out? ~piehole
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Plan for the worst, expect the best. Make the most out of it under any conditions. If you cannot do that you will never enjoy yourself. ~CrispyDave
Re: WTF
Running old DOS program and computer froze... hmm... can you just admit that Eric's photo is your desktop background?Shambala wrote:I had eplaya open on my computer at work (what a surprise) and I was running an old DOS program when my computer froze with Eric's avatar prominently in the upper right corner. Everyone who came into my office asked the same question---"who's that". I must have said, "it's Eric", 10 times today. WTF!
In my world there's only legible and more legible.
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Gonzo Frothwood
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Re: WTF
A sneeze is as good as an orgasm to a Sparklepony on E.
"There is nothing so over-estimated as a piece of ass, and nothing so under-estimated as a good and greasy shit." Boneman Johnson
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cowboyangel
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Re: WTF
A Klingon Cloaking Device...who gets it is the question and for what?
By David BrownThe Washington Post
A team of physicists at Cornell University has created a wrinkle in time. Inside it things can occur that are entirely undetectable, at least to ordinary observers. It's as if they never happened.This phenomenon, known as "temporal cloaking," shows how researchers can manipulate the perception of time.Temporal cloaking is not magic. It follows all the ironclad laws of physics. Whether it will have a use isn't known, as the hole in time created by the Cornell team lasts only 50 trillionths of a second.In their experiment, detailed Tuesday in the journal Nature, the Cornell team sent a laser beam down a fiber-optic cable. At the starting end of the cable, they pulsed the beam with a second laser that changed the light from a single wavelength to a range of wavelengths, essentially different colors.The beam then entered a section of cable that had the property of carrying light of different wavelengths at different speeds, specifically blue light faster than red. As a consequence, the two colors separated until there was a space between them with no light at all. This blip of total darkness -- one centimeter wide and lasting 50 picoseconds -- is what the researchers called a "time gap" or "time hole."To show that an event occurring in the "time gap" was undetected, the researchers pulsed a ray of light through it.When the ray went through the time gap and then the beam was reassembled successfully, the detector at the end of the cable perceived no change.
Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/01/04 ... rylink=cpy
By David BrownThe Washington Post
A team of physicists at Cornell University has created a wrinkle in time. Inside it things can occur that are entirely undetectable, at least to ordinary observers. It's as if they never happened.This phenomenon, known as "temporal cloaking," shows how researchers can manipulate the perception of time.Temporal cloaking is not magic. It follows all the ironclad laws of physics. Whether it will have a use isn't known, as the hole in time created by the Cornell team lasts only 50 trillionths of a second.In their experiment, detailed Tuesday in the journal Nature, the Cornell team sent a laser beam down a fiber-optic cable. At the starting end of the cable, they pulsed the beam with a second laser that changed the light from a single wavelength to a range of wavelengths, essentially different colors.The beam then entered a section of cable that had the property of carrying light of different wavelengths at different speeds, specifically blue light faster than red. As a consequence, the two colors separated until there was a space between them with no light at all. This blip of total darkness -- one centimeter wide and lasting 50 picoseconds -- is what the researchers called a "time gap" or "time hole."To show that an event occurring in the "time gap" was undetected, the researchers pulsed a ray of light through it.When the ray went through the time gap and then the beam was reassembled successfully, the detector at the end of the cable perceived no change.
Read more here: http://www.star-telegram.com/2012/01/04 ... rylink=cpy
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ygmir
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Re: WTF
with good timing, a sneeze by a sparkle pony, can create an orgasm : So say I .Gonzo Frothwood wrote:A sneeze is as good as an orgasm to a Sparklepony on E.
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Ugly Dougly
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Re: WTF
Eierlegende Wollmilchsau (auch eierlegendes Woll(milch)schwein) ist eine umgangssprachliche Redewendung, mit der etwas (eine Sache, Person oder Problemlösung) umschrieben wird, das „nur Vorteile hat, alle Bedürfnisse befriedigt, allen Ansprüchen genügt“[1]. Die Redensart evoziert hierzu in Form eines impliziten Vergleichs ein imaginäres Hybridwesen, ein Nutztier, das Eigenschaften von Huhn (Eier legen), Schaf (Wolle liefern), Kuh (Milch geben) und Schwein (Fleisch) in sich vereint.
Die Züchterphantasie von einem „eierlegenden Wollschwein“, einem „Schwein, / das Merinowolle trägt / und dazu noch Eier legt“, ist bereits 1959 in einem humoristischen Gedicht belegt.[2] In der Form (eierlegendes) Wollschwein[3] oder Wollmilchschwein[4] tritt die Fügung seit Ende der 1960er-Jahre als Redensart auf.
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Ugly Dougly
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Re: WTF
Ich kenn' nicht.