NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

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Post by Deb Prothero » Fri Jan 08, 2010 11:20 am

Condoms - kevlar or otherwise - that's OED's department.
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Fri Jan 08, 2010 12:35 pm

I'll let you know if I need it this year. :?
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Post by oneeyeddick » Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:39 am

Chain mail condoms stand up to the test of fire shooting out of your dick.


Whickh reminds me, Ygmir...you need to return the coif I borrowed to you for that renaissance faire you attended
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Post by ygmir » Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:57 am

oneeyeddick wrote:Chain mail condoms stand up to the test of fire shooting out of your dick.


Whickh reminds me, Ygmir...you need to return the coif I borrowed to you for that renaissance faire you attended
What's so wrong with duct tape?...........

Oops, sorry OED......I didn't realize that was a coif, I used it as a "monkey cover", and, will promptly run it through the dishwasher and return immediately. (now I understand the lack of a reservoir end)
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:02 am

Duct tape melts at about that temperature.
don't ask me I never tried a chain mail condom, besides how would you clean it?
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Post by lonestoner916 » Mon Jan 11, 2010 10:07 am

Ugly Dougly wrote:Duct tape melts at about that temperature.
don't ask me I never tried a chain mail condom, besides how would you clean it?
WD-40???????

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Post by Simon of the Playa » Mon Dec 26, 2011 10:41 am

im going to try and be a little nicer to myself and others.


i can't promise anything, but, what the hell, i'll give it a whirl.


happy new year, May you Burn Brightly and Ignite others.
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Post by knowmad » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:59 am

I will not Stick my Dick in Crazy!!!
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Re: NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

Post by lucky420 » Thu Dec 29, 2011 9:46 am

knowmad
I will not Stick my Dick in Crazy!!!
Oh sure you say that now :lol:
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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Post by Mojojita » Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:02 am

knowmad wrote:I will not Stick my Dick in Crazy!!!

Yep, one of the "Rules for Living" that I have quoted to my sons is to never sleep with anyone crazier than you are...... hasn't always worked......
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Thu Dec 29, 2011 10:51 am

What if you're the crazy one?
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Post by Mojojita » Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:14 am

I have asked myself that a few times over the years.....
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Post by knowmad » Thu Dec 29, 2011 11:30 am

lucky420 wrote:
knowmad
I will not Stick my Dick in Crazy!!!
Oh sure you say that now :lol:
Basically the same resolution I made last year (first page of this thread)
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:55 pm

shit, i've already broke mine and it's not new years yet...


oh well.
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Post by ygmir » Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:59 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:What if you're the crazy one?
rarely, in my case, is that a question.
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Post by wh..sh » Sat Dec 31, 2011 8:34 am

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Post by knowmad » Sat Dec 31, 2011 11:05 am

More Blow. Less hookers.
Hang overs only on The day after drinking!
Use an Alias! <---- Could use some Ideas on this one.
your new pick up line is... "I use a penis enlarger!"
$1 a day goes into the Bunny Bank for 2013's Burn ticket, or Bail money.
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Post by Elorrum » Sat Dec 31, 2011 12:54 pm

I can change, if I have to, I guess.
”On second thought, Let’s not go to Camelot. It’s a silly place.”
Roll on through, Tumbleweed.
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Post by ygmir » Sat Dec 31, 2011 2:19 pm

Elorrum wrote:I can change, if I have to, I guess.
you are perfect. The Best Elorrum I've ever known.
Stay you.
please.
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Re: NEW YEARS RESOLUTIONS

Post by 5280MeV » Sat Dec 31, 2011 4:22 pm

Have more fun than in 2011. Draw more wings on frogs. Go to a regional burn. Go to another regional burn. Drink beers other than IPAs before I OD on hops. Brew beer. Make beef jerky. Keep my expectations more reasonable. Don't get involved in too many new projects, or make too many resolutions. Finally go to Canada. Start using public transportation. Have a party on the equinox like I have been talking about for five years.
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Post by Eric » Sat Dec 31, 2011 5:11 pm

I will kiss both dates equally at midnight (or shortly after). I'll have to kiss the boyfriend in the morning since he has to work.

I will stop bitching about the little things in my life because it's pretty fucking amazing.

Yeah, other than getting a job in this economy that about covers it.
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Post by oneeyeddick » Sat Dec 31, 2011 7:54 pm

knowmad wrote:I will not Stick my Dick in Crazy!!!
Well, I will not stick my Dick in Crazy glue.(again)
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Post by AntiM » Sun Jan 01, 2012 6:43 am

Drink my Moet.
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Post by Elorrum » Sun Jan 01, 2012 9:30 am

ygmir wrote:
Elorrum wrote:I can change, if I have to, I guess.
you are perfect. The Best Elorrum I've ever known.
Stay you.
please.
You are a good friend! thank you!
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Post by wh..sh » Sun Jan 01, 2012 10:47 am

knowmad wrote:I will not Stick my Dick in Crazy!!!
Well, that rules out all eplayans.
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Post by Sail Man » Wed Jan 04, 2012 1:42 pm

I resolve to masturbate less.






dang. Anybody got a towel?
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Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Jan 04, 2012 7:40 pm

Just cadge another roll of gauze from work, like you did the last time.
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Post by Elderberry » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:51 pm

Sail Man wrote:I resolve to masturbate less.
Not me. :oops:
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Post by wh..sh » Thu Jan 05, 2012 9:27 am

theCryptofishist wrote:Just cadge another roll of gauze from work, like you did the last time.
He was at work when he made that resolution.
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Post by Simon of the Playa » Wed Dec 18, 2013 7:53 am

i resolve to finally fix my teeth this year.


then maybe i will learn to smile and not hide behind my facial hair.


one thing at a time. :twisted:
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