Fuck!

[AntiM]

God lord. You make a girl WANT a hernia.

Stop it!

Stopping, aye aye!

And fuck.

[Foxfur]

Can you prop yourself ungracefully someplace with pillows?

Pretty feel-better pillows that maybe glow soothing colours?

*Smooch*

[knowmad]

Fuck Pain and the hurt it rides in on.
(((((AntiEm)))))

[MyDearFriend]

Fuck, (((AntiM))) I'm sending another round of strong wishes for that repair!

And FUCK, Knowmad and Foxfur, don't let THOSE PEOPLE fuck your holiday, tis the season to be jolly so stay the fuck away from people who can't play nice. It's much more fun to just stay home on Christmas, anyway, playing with your new toys all day... I usually sign up to work from home if I can so I can gracefully decline all invitations. This year I'll be lounging around at home on Christmas Eve, Christmas Day, and Boxing Day, 12 hour shifts so "no sorry I can't come over this year and no you can't come here while I'm working," bwaahahahahahahahaha...

[AntiM]

Fucking thanks everyone, much fucking better this morning. Although it still sticks me, just to let me know I'm supposed to be off my feet. I do have to wash my fucking hair or I'll go mad(der).

Larry did help clean the basement living room for me last night, put clean sheets on the bed, got the litter boxes done, took out the trash, adn this morning tidied the kitchen adn the front room in case of guests. I can fucking throw the bastards out if I feel overwhelmed.

[Foxfur]

(((((MDF)))))
About 10 years ago I learned that I'm old enough to decline invitations. What a wonderful realization!

[theCryptofishist]

Fcuck these spammers....

[AntiM]

What spammer?

Hehehe. Fuck me.

[ibdave]

Fuck, heaters out....
9yr old house built in the building-rush for $$ and not quality... the a/c went 4yrs ago...
the builder is installing the roofing flashing that they "forgot" next week. That caused $2k to the patio I built and just repaired.... Fuck..

Good Fuck tho.. I scored fucking sold out tixs to Dave Koz and Friends here next week. Fuck yes...

Fucking update:

Fucking heater $200 and the kid gave me the run down on how to service it now. Basic shit really..

Fucking Dave Koz concert tonight. Fucking Wow... Yup Fucking Wow..

Makes this fucked up December I have been fighting mentally a better way to enter the Holiday madness...

[AntiM]

Fuck, pain improvement was an illusion .... back in fucking clutching the side mode. I know what I did to aggravate it last night, but it was unavoidable. Well, if I hadn't lit the fucking fireplace, the room wouldn't have filled with smoke and I wouldn't have had to climb up to open the stupid fucking latched basement window on a stupid fucking chair and reach over the stupid fucking teaboxes. MyLarry prepped the fireplace for me before he left, and was very specific about the order to light it in.... I should fucking build my own fires. They don't often smoke. He's convinced his way is best, and I'm convinced I build better fucking fires. He puts in the crumpled newspaper below, in the middle and on top, with kindling between two logs. I start with kindling, a few medium sticks, and a wax firestarter (made in egg cartons), and only use a bit of paper, then add the logs as it gets going. He lights the top newspapers to heat the fireplace first, then opens the damper, the theory being having hot air in there will push up any cold air which wants to draft down. ARGH, that pushes smoke into the room! I open the damper first to equalize the cold down draft with the warm room and then light the wax starter.

I find it disillusioning that MyFuckingLarry doesn't build a better fire, that I am actually better at it. He would disagree.

I usually love my tall fucking bed, but now it is just difficult to climb in and out.

@Dave, our fucking furnace started acting up when Larry was gone last time, cost me $147 to learn how to clean the firing thingy.

[EspressoDude]

I was taught: lay the fucking fire. open the fucking damper. roll a newspaper and while holding it above the sticks and twigs light it and hold the fucking burning paper up into the chimney to start the draft. The fucking suck is already started. Then place the burning paper under the fucking sticks and twigs too light the fire.

[ygmir]

diesel and a hair dryer.

done.

[EspressoDude]

or a fucking Manchester Power Jet weedburner 750,000 Btu, yes, 3/4 million btu
[youtube][/youtube]

Foxfur and Knowmad cooking Spam at Espresso Camp / Terminal City

[wh..sh]

Badass!!!!

[knowmad]

Badass!!!!

You meant, Fuckin Badass!!!

[Sail Man]

Badass!!!!

You meant, Fuckin Badass!!!

No, supercalifragilisticemotherfuckingxpialidocious, badass

[ibdave]

Here's the fucking deal...

My wife and I are leaving the local sm-box drug store close to the house Xmas afternoon. As I turn the corner in the parking lot something caught my eye on the 3 floor apt right next to the parking lot. At 1st glance I thought it was a chick in the window with a big white bra , then a re look showed the fucker with his shirt tucked in the chin and the junk out. I stopped and Wife(he was stroking it then) got out a yelled, bla bla kids, bla fucker, bla... I got out and got a cellphone shot with shirt down and pants up and him yelling " I'm sorry"... Skip forward. Police said the 16 yr old boy was SURPRISE, as was his MOTHER... fuck.... I live next to a ADA for the county and he was on the child abuse case's.. He's looking into it all..... Fuck Fuck...
Mom told the cop that they are moving at the end of the month...hummmmmmmmmm So, do I take a fucking walk over to the Apt Mgr and have a fucking chat? I hope to see what the Neighbor say's also... Fuck.. (16yr old) Public Masturbation-gateway to worse? fuck fuck...

[lucky420]

what a creepy fuck! Yeah I would report it to the complex manager too. That's beyond "normal" I think and most likely a gateway to worse.

[knowmad]

or a fucking Manchester Power Jet weedburner 750,000 Btu, yes, 3/4 million btu
[youtube][/youtube]

Foxfur and Knowmad cooking Spam at Espresso Camp / Terminal City

Fuck FF Could you Imagine how crappy our magical moment would have been If I was a Vegan? would this work with a veg-kabob? or is that what the solar ovens are for????

[Sail Man]

Hmmmm Knowmad, maybe some fucking corn on the cob would work?

[maryanimal]

Awww fuck. My fucking computer is all fucked up. I think it has a fucking virus. It won't cost much..$75. Fuck...I guess it could be worse! I'm glad it isn't!

[bigdane]

fuck I have a fucking toothache...floss, brush, rinse...repeat...and still the fucking dentist....

[Ugly Dougly]

My fucking shoulders hurt. Time to get jabbed with acupuncture needles again. Oh yay.

[Eric]

Okay kids, I'm splitting off all the fucking buttplug & fisting comments into their own thread. This is not where they belong.

[oneeyeddick]

Ya gonna give us the fucking link at least?

[Eric]

Ya gonna give us the fucking link at least?

First I had to get all the fucking posts moved while leaving the fucking stuff that belongs in this thread alone.

Here ya go

[gyre]

Cause this thread never has drift?

[Eric]

Cause this thread never has drift?

When the drift takes over this fucking thread, it gets moved, just like it has in the past. This is not the thread for page long drift- people need one place to just vent and get support, and this has evolved to be that place on the eplaya.

[jella]

Fuck i'm ready for a new fucking year !

[Eric]

Fuck i'm ready for a new fucking year !

You and me both. This one had better come with a fucking job.