No hope for humanity. Make this women sterile please

[tattoogoddess]

I hope this is a joke. If not some one please track her down,give her a hysterectomy and put a 500 yard ban from her contacting children.

MAJOR facepalm moment below.

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[TT120]

It's real.

Some people don't do well when speaking in front of others. They know what they want to say but it just doesn't come out right. I have this to a small degree. I make a whole lot more sense to myself than when I'm talking to other people....LOL

I am however, smart enough to know my limitations and avoid situations like that. Her, not so much......

[tattoogoddess]

No pesticides on the pot unless they are healthy I think is what she ment to say.

[ygmir]

I know, somewhere, in the back of my little mind, there's a "parallel parable" just floating, waiting........

[maryanimal]

Wow...that was...wow ...I know her intentions were good. She must have been George W's speech writer

[gyre]

I posted that previously.

That's nothing compared to the republican debates.

Did you see the jersey shore cast in a quiz show contest on Ellen?

The hardest question was "What is a caucus?"
Answer was "a body".

Most questions were way easy and they froze up answering.

Probably video on the Ellen webhouse.

[Elderberry]

Sounds like a contestant in a beauty pageant as I recall.

[FIGJAM]

I hope this is a joke. If not some one please track her down,give her a hysterectomy and put a 500 yard ban from her contacting children.

MAJOR facepalm moment below.

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I had to turn it off halfway through.

She broke my brain!

[ygmir]

Judgement? Irony?
am I alone?.............

[lucky420]

oh poor thing, but that was laugh out loud hilarious to me. I think the guy behind her was spacing out or he is very good at poker face (the lady with the kids too). I'm not sure if she knows what century we are in, free land and slavery...

[gyre]

There's plenty of irony in this thread now.

No moral high ground, plenty of irony.

[ygmir]

*hearing the lonely echo of a duck quacking*

[theCryptofishist]

Judgement? Irony?
am I alone?.............

Alone in saying it out loud, yes.

[Elderberry]

Judgement? Irony?
am I alone?.............

Well at least she wasn't fat.

[knowmad]

face->palm->mirror

[Simon of the Playa]

hey, but on the upside, the world always needs more....











hippy strippers.

[ygmir]

[Bob]

Bet she's an Earth Guardian.

[tummler]

Well, I just hope that when someone finds a four-year-old video of me speaking nervously and unpreparedly, they don't come and take my kids from me.

Though, depending on how the election goes, perhaps eugenics will make a comeback.

(wanders off to join Toastmasters, just in case.)

[Simon of the Playa]

I prefer the term " animal husbandry"...eugenics just sounds so paraguay.

[theCryptofishist]

Well, I just hope that when someone finds a four-year-old video of me speaking nervously and unpreparedly, they don't come and take my kids from me.

Bears repetition.

[Ugly Dougly]

Everyone seems retarded when compared with someone else.

[5280MeV]

Once, my dad and I were having dinner and drinking beer during our annual weekend trip.

I said, "Do we play Georgia in Alabama this year?"

"Huh?"

I tried again, "Do we play them in Alabama, or at home? Georgia is in Alabama, right?"

"What? No - Georgia is in Georgia."

"No - I mean - Alabama is in Georgia, is the University in Alabama, or is it somewhere else?"

"Huh? Wha - that is the dumbest thing that you have ever said to me!"

The wires had crossed in my brain and I had been thinking of Atlanta the whole time. U Georgia isn't even in Atlanta, it is in Athens.

Let's make this procedure quick.

[Ugly Dougly]

I see the scars on your skull are almost healed.

[neon tetra]