The person below me

[burner von braun]

yep, I have a stiff back from lifting that package I got in the mail..

TPBM is beginning to think we may not have a winter this year..

[knowmad]

my email in box had 666 unread spam in it last week, prolly up around 5bajillion by now. not really a surprise though.

TPBM used a fake phone call to ignore some one this week.

[lucky420]

No but I do that in the mall to avoid the people at the kiosks trying to rope you in.

TPBM wishes they were'nt so darn shy sometimes...

[theCryptofishist]

All the time, really. Read about my goofy adventures in the fuck da bar thread.

tpbm doesn't know if she/he will do the trash fence circuit clockwise or counter clockwise this year.

[maryanimal]

What trash fence circuit? Details please!

tpbm avoids religious zealots

[ygmir]

I love to mix it up with the zealots................

TPBM has seen, and watched, the "trash fence circuit" and all that takes place therein, or thereon, or, therenear, from the outside.

[theCryptofishist]

No, too lazy.

tpbm followed an eplayan around the playa for most of a day last year.

[ygmir]

I rode with a couple different ones in a truck for hours, does that count?

TPBM loves taters

[theCryptofishist]

This is my year to go large!

TPBM is really sorry it's not an asparagus year.

[maryanimal]

the price of asparagus is outrageous right now, dammit!

tpbm has a question he/she's finding hard to find an answer to...

[ygmir]

yeah: why, does asperagus make some peoples pee stink?

TPBM just heard more than they wanted.

[JDCookMS]

Well, you need not wonder any longer! Asparagus contains a sulfur-containing compound identified by scientists as methyl mercaptan, which is a colorless gas. Methyl mercaptan is also found in blood, feces, garlic, eggs, cheese and even skunk secretions. In fact, methyl mercaptan is one of the major contributors to bad breath and flatulence odors. In addition, another ingredient found in asparagus is asparagine, it is present in foods like dairy products, seafood, poultry, fish and nuts and this amino acid is known to have a distinctive smell when heated. To metabolize both methyl mercaptan and asparagine, the digestive track must break these compounds down and it is this breakdown that's responsible for your urine's strange smell.

TPBM will not believe a word I just said, go google it and still not believe it

[knowmad]

Oh. Nah. That's pretymuch the whole pissing match. But untill my bio-chem courses I always thought it was the copious amounts of garlic laced holindase sauce I slather on them. Naja!

To answere the question that got run over at the top of the page. Yes we will experiance 22min 34.3sec of winter on January 19th sometime round noon.

TpbM has experienced that odd where do I know you from feeling when they see thier children.

[theCryptofishist]

I have children?

TPBM is totally confused as to which questions have been answered once, which answered twice and which not answered at all.

[lazerfox]

Every questions has been answered at some point or another...it is the interpretation that is lost in translation

TPBM thinks we are all either very wise or very full of shit.

[theCryptofishist]

Howabout both at once?

TPBM makes felt from his/her cat's hair.

[lazerfox]

I would try but I'm allergic so mostly we vacuum it up.

TPBM thinks felting is cruel to yarn/wool objects.

[theCryptofishist]

Um, no.
TPBM thinks that peas are better fresh than frozen.

[knowmad]

??


TPBM Has a mind for details...

[MisaBlue]

YES

TPBM is able to watch completely horrible film just because of the hot actor/actress starring in it...

[theCryptofishist]

No. But I can get sucked into certain goofy details...

TPBM is celebrated our theme this year, Potatoes, by eating hash browns this weekend.

[lazerfox]

Man I love potatoes...and I did celebrate having regular normal plain ol delicious mashed potatoes for Christmas for the first time since I started dating my BF.

Didn't realize how much I missed them until I had them!

TPBM loves terrible films because of all the incredibly silliness of it all.

[theCryptofishist]

I actually gave up films because my great love is reading and I'm gonna be dead in 30 or 40 years. No time to waste...

TPBM cut some media consumption out to make more room for music.

[lazerfox]

There is never enough room for music.

TPBM has been known to sing out loud when a he/she hears a good song playing somewhere.

[maryanimal]

You bet I do! I don't care if I can't carry a note even if it had a handle!

tpbm would like to make a CD of themselves singing their favorite songs

[theCryptofishist]

No.
TPBM has graduated from cds.

[jella]

nope just bought one last week of Adele for the car.

tpbm wants lobster for dinner

[theCryptofishist]

Yuck!

TPBM has taken a week off from plotting to take over the world.

[International Incident]

Hmmm, that's the week after next.

TPBM cannot be in a worse/grumpy/filthy mood than me (mine was made bad by stupidly reading the ticket forum)

[theCryptofishist]

No. But I admire your restraint there.

tpbm hasn't read the ticket forum in weeks, and has, in fact, forgotten that "lottery" sign-up has started.