Atheists are the problem.

[lemur]

Secular fundamentalism is going to destroy the world.


"My own spirit recoils from a God Who is He or She in the same way my heart sinks when I see a lion pacing neurotically back and forth in a small zoo cage.

I know, I know, the lion is beautiful but dangerous; if you let the lion roam free, it would kill me; safety demands that it be put in a cage. Safety demands that religions be put in cages too—when absolutely necessary." -Daniel "Pants Crappingly Insane" Dennett

[Dork]

Shh! We were waiting until everything was in place before revealing our plans.

[JDCookMS]

That's not too bad... do y'all get stuff from the American Family Association/Radio (unfortunately, based here in Mississippi) out there?

"Homosexuality gave us Adolph Hitler, and homosexuals in the military gave us the Brown Shirts, the Nazi war machine and six million dead Jews." -Bryan Fisher

"According to DOD, 96.6% of all sexual assaults in military are Male on Female or Male on Male. Remove women and gays, problem vanishes." -Bryan Fisher

Another one... oh, HIV doesn't cause AIDS. Or “Keith Ellison, D-Minn., the first Muslim elected to the United States Congress, has announced that he will not take his oath of office on the Bible, but on the bible of Islam, the Koran. He should not be allowed to do so — not because of any American hostility to the Koran, but because the act undermines American civilization.”— DON WILDMON

Fun people....

[lemur]

"What will we do if an Islamist regime, which grows dewy-eyed at the mere mention of paradise, ever acquires long-range nuclear weaponry? If history is any guide, we will not be sure about where the offending warheads are or what their state of readiness is, and so we will be unable to rely on targeted, conventional weapons to destroy them. In such a situation, the only thing likely to ensure our survival may be a nuclear first strike of our own. Needless to say, this would be an unthinkable crime—as it would kill tens of millions of innocent civilians in a single day—but it may be the only course of action available to us, given what Islamists believe." -Sam "Eats His Own Hair" Harris

[lemur]

"And I say to the Christians while I'm at it, 'Go love your own enemies; by the way, don't be loving mine,' I think the enemies of civilization should be beaten and killed and defeated, and I don't make any apology for it. And I think it's sickly and stupid and suicidal to say that we should love those who hate us and try to kill us and our children and burn our libraries and destroy our society." -Christopher "Dead But Still Crazy" Hitchens

[lemur]

"Some propositions are so dangerous that it may even be ethical to kill people for believing them, This may seem an extraordinary claim, but it merely enunciates an ordinary fact about the world in which we live. Certain beliefs place their adherents beyond the reach of every peaceful means of persuasion, while inspiring them to commit acts of extraordinary violence against others. There is, in fact, no talking to some people. If they cannot be captured, and they often cannot, otherwise tolerant people may be justified in killing them in self-defense." Sam "I am OK with Nuking Babies" Harris

[Ugly Dougly]

In other words, a person who is fanatic in matters of religion, and clings to certain ideas about the nature of God and the universe, becomes a person who has no faith at all.

-Alan "drooling and gibbering" Watts

[Ugly Dougly]

Every religion is true one way or another. It is true when understood metaphorically. But when it gets stuck in its own metaphors, interpreting them as facts, then you are in trouble.

-Joseph "padded room" Campbell

[Nipple]

Everyone always TALKS about atheists, but no one ever DOES anything about them.

[lemur]

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.
—Albert "Tried to stop a nuclear holocaust" Einstein

[Simon of the Playa]

my G*d can kick your gods' Ass.

[theCryptofishist]

But is it a talking ass?

[ygmir]

[motskyroonmatick]

Yeah.
Ive got a question.
How come Thor haz a bear claw on his shoulder?

[ygmir]

Thor is associated with bears.........I'd guess it's a power symbol, and magic.
I'll research it if you'd like, but, I don't specifically remember if that's and accepted talisman, or, just that artists rendition.

[Dr. Pyro]

My karma ran over your dogma.

[theCryptofishist]

Yeah.
Ive got a question.
How come Thor haz a bear claw on his shoulder?

Because when you're careening around the frozen north, you never know when you might need a breakfast pastry. He has a danish on the other side.

[motskyroonmatick]

Yeah.
Ive got a question.
How come Thor haz a bear claw on his shoulder?

Because when you're careening around the frozen north, you never know when you might need a breakfast pastry. He has a danish on the other side.

YES!

[Nipple]

Yeah.
Ive got a question.
How come Thor haz a bear claw on his shoulder?

Because when you're careening around the frozen north, you never know when you might need a breakfast pastry. He has a danish on the other side.

Thor: More than a little danish.

[TomServo]

There is only one true GOD, and HIS name is CTHULHU!!!


IT IS WRITTEN in the NECRONOMICON that unless you give yourself to CTHULHU, to revel wild and free and unafraid, you will DIE FOREVER when the STARS BECOME RIGHT and CTHULHU awakens from his deathlike slumber in R'LYEH!

Phnglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
That is not dead
Which can eternal lie
For in strange aeons
Even death may die
-Necronomicon, Abdul Al-Hazred
All who are not one with CTHULHU on that day shall surely PERISH!

HOW CAN I BE SAVED?
CHRIST will not save you. BUDDHA will not save you. ALLAH will not save you. ELVIS will not save you. VISHNU will not save you. These are all FALSE GODS which have been created by the mind of man, to give you false comfort and set priests to lead you.

ONLY BY GIVING YOURSELF TO CTHULHU CAN YOU BE SAVED!

[maryanimal]

Oh Cthulhu, take me!! *rips off shirt* I shall worship only you! *rips off jeans* ....nyaaaaaa PSYCHE!! You'll have to do better than that! *looks over my shoulder to see the Man *swooooon*

[goathead]

is he any relation to eric?
does this mean gingers are the chosen ones?

[Eric]

is he any relation to eric?
does this mean gingers are the chosen ones?

Yes. To both questions.

(I am actually a Scandinavian Jew, go figure...)

[teardropper]

You tell 'em, yggy...

[ygmir]

is he any relation to eric?
does this mean gingers are the chosen ones?

Yes. To both questions.

(I am actually a Scandinavian Jew, go figure...)

seems reasonable: Herrring does not equal pork

[TomServo]

[wedeliver]

In other words, a person who is fanatic in matters of religion, and clings to certain ideas about the nature of God and the universe, becomes a person who has no faith at all.

-Alan "drooling and gibbering" Watts

Just asking but is that a quote from the Alan Watts that hung with Tim Leary. Alan Watts the author of the book "The Joyous Cosmology: Adventures in the Chemistry of Consciousness"

[Ugly Dougly]

I'm gonna pray REAL HARD for all of y'all's souls.

[Isotopia]

"There is nothing so pure as the kindness of an atheist."

[lemur]

NORTH KOREA!



showing the world that a nation of atheists isnt a problem at all!