ACK! The suspense is killing me!!
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I'm watching the inbox on my phone like a hawk.
I bet every one of us gets our tickets. In fact, I bet that when all is said and done, very few, if any, won't get tickets.
I bet every one of us gets our tickets. In fact, I bet that when all is said and done, very few, if any, won't get tickets.
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LOVE it Ed Phunk, any Rocky Horror reference makes me smile

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I've been sitting by my computer and watching. All. Damn. Day. :O
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I couldn't take it anymore. Sorry everyone, I wanted to take my chances with everyone else, but I caved in and made some calls.
I just got off the phone with the provost of Major League Baseball. He confirmed with the Kremlin offices that the matter had been taken care of, and I was bumped up to order number 937.
I suppose such action is not very burner of me, but I think that I can make it up to the community. I have instructed my valet to begin work an hour early in order to clean MOOP outside of camp. I trust that this should suffice.
I just got off the phone with the provost of Major League Baseball. He confirmed with the Kremlin offices that the matter had been taken care of, and I was bumped up to order number 937.
I suppose such action is not very burner of me, but I think that I can make it up to the community. I have instructed my valet to begin work an hour early in order to clean MOOP outside of camp. I trust that this should suffice.

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The suspense is terrible.
I hope it lasts.
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Hate to break it to you, but if it didn't go through Matrushka, you've been scammed.5280MeV wrote:I just got off the phone with the provost of Major League Baseball. He confirmed with the Kremlin offices that the matter had been taken care of, and I was bumped up to order number 937.
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I can't believe NOBODY posted it yet!! lolMilayna wrote:LOVE it Ed Phunk, any Rocky Horror reference makes me smile![]()
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While we're on the subject of Rocky references, can we all agree that Sue is to blame for all the ticket troubles?Ed Phunk wrote:I can't believe NOBODY posted it yet!! lolMilayna wrote:LOVE it Ed Phunk, any Rocky Horror reference makes me smile![]()
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My associates in the Illuminati aren't going to take kindly to your actions... As I type this, Dan Brown is preparing a novel about you and your line jumping... MICHAEL BAY will be directing the movie version...5280MeV wrote:I couldn't take it anymore. Sorry everyone, I wanted to take my chances with everyone else, but I caved in and made some calls.
I just got off the phone with the provost of Major League Baseball. He confirmed with the Kremlin offices that the matter had been taken care of, and I was bumped up to order number 937.
I suppose such action is not very burner of me, but I think that I can make it up to the community. I have instructed my valet to begin work an hour early in order to clean MOOP outside of camp. I trust that this should suffice.
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Hey
Hey trilo
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hey trilo are they drawing winners yet?

Hey trilo
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Hey trilo
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hey trilo
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hey trilo are they drawing winners yet?
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OH GOD! I have totally been wanting to do this all night, but figured the burning gods would not shine well on me if I did. Congrats, sir, you have more cajones than me!piehole wrote:Hey
Hey trilo
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Finxiekins wrote: OH GOD! I have totally been wanting to do this all night, but figured the burning gods would not shine well on me if I did. Congrats, sir, you have more cajones than me!
It was done out humor and entertainment purposes.
but i was scolded, nonetheless
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Oh for sure - And you pulled it off very well! :ppiehole wrote:Finxiekins wrote: OH GOD! I have totally been wanting to do this all night, but figured the burning gods would not shine well on me if I did. Congrats, sir, you have more cajones than me!
It was done out humor and entertainment purposes.
but i was scolded, nonetheless
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I thought it was funny!piehole wrote:It was done out humor and entertainment purposes.
but i was scolded, nonetheless
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gasp gargle..giggle. It IS funny....mean and cold buttttt funny. Poor Trilobyte putting up with us uh hum them as I'm calm CALM I tell you calm.!!
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Are we there yet? Mom, Mom, MOOOOOOOOOOM!
Are we there yet?
Are we there yet?
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I almost got fired at work today for checking my personal email once every minute! ARGH! Additionally, my 13-year-old daughter was waiting today to see if she got a part in a local theater production. She kept checking the website and facebooking with all of her little theater friends. It was all I could do, after listening to her angst all evening, not to chime in and tell her, "shut up you little brat, I have been waiting for two days to find out if I got my burning man tickets!" Good thing I refrained. After all, I'm a good mother.
P.S. Thanks to the wonderful person who posted the videos above. They broke the tension!
P.S. Thanks to the wonderful person who posted the videos above. They broke the tension!
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Can I get a special email when that machine starts kicking out numbers? All I get is email telling me so and so just changed their profile picture or their status, who gives a shit ?..... 
Sooner or later, it will get real strange...
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Hey, Jackass, if you get that special email, please forward it to me. 
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Don't get fired! You need your paycheck to buy battery-operated lights shaped like pineapples, and vacuum-sealed salmon! It adds up.tink2011 wrote:I almost got fired at work today for checking my personal email once every minute! ARGH! Additionally, my 13-year-old daughter was waiting today to see if she got a part in a local theater production. She kept checking the website and facebooking with all of her little theater friends. It was all I could do, after listening to her angst all evening, not to chime in and tell her, "shut up you little brat, I have been waiting for two days to find out if I got my burning man tickets!" Good thing I refrained. After all, I'm a good mother.![]()
P.S. Thanks to the wonderful person who posted the videos above. They broke the tension!
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Thanks, Savannah, now I have my priorities straight. Pineapple shaped lights and then rent. Ha ha! too funny, but how true it is!!! 
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Haven't given it a thought until seeing this thread. Won't give it another thought after clicking submit.
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For our camp it's pink flamingo lights. The ones we had last year were toasted by the playa. And bacon. Lots of bacon.tink2011 wrote:Thanks, Savannah, now I have my priorities straight. Pineapple shaped lights and then rent. Ha ha! too funny, but how true it is!!!
I'm not a slut, I'm good time floozy!
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Piehole, you are my new hero. Why in the world would anyone scold you for that? hilarious!
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My God, you're right! There IS NO provost of Major League Baseball - it is all a conspiracy...theCryptofishist wrote:Hate to break it to you, but if it didn't go through Matrushka, you've been scammed.5280MeV wrote:I just got off the phone with the provost of Major League Baseball. He confirmed with the Kremlin offices that the matter had been taken care of, and I was bumped up to order number 937.
I am on the phone with Matrushka now. I didn't want to go this route - everything is so complex with her. There are plans within plans within plans. Apparently the Dan Brown novel is actually an adaptation of the Michael Bay movie - but it can't be published yet as the real world events which it is based on are still waiting to happen.
It has all been clarified. My ticket is being safely held in a box, along with blueprints for the reactor, which is hidden behind the blank face of the man. I just have to get there before it goes up in flames. There should be no problem once I explain everything to the gate - unless they too work for the Tres.

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I am sitting here at my desk (really) laughing out loud from that. Someone just walked by the door and said, "nice language". Thank you---that clip really made my day! 
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tamarakay wrote:Piehole, you are my new hero. Why in the world would anyone scold you for that? hilarious!
Well it wasn't so much a scold as it was him telling me to "relax"
I may have exaggerated....
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