What is your Sign?

[Box Burner]

[Monkeypoo]

Scorpio
This is a terrible time to start new phases of your life, especially those that involve eating whole frozen Pepperidge Farm chocolate cakes before they even have time to defrost.

This made me laugh out loud. I am guilty of eating a frozen lemon meringue pie. I couldn't wait for it to thaw. I didn't eat it all. Only half. It was fucking awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwesome. Try it sometime.

I'm guessing a frozen Key Lime pie would be yummo.

[Box Burner]

Ooooooohhh! I love lemon meringue pie. Now I'm gonna have to try one frozen!

[Ugly Dougly]

Okay, Taurus native, Aries rising, Moon in Libra, Mars in Cancer.

[unjonharley]

I was born in the Year of the Rooster.

So you think your cocky, huh

[Ugly Dougly]

A Fire Rooster’s image is his most prized possession. He spends a lot of time making himself look good, causing him to appear vain. He is flaunty and dramatic, yet he is a brilliant social organizer who loves to plan parties and gatherings. They do have a tendency to be a bit bossy and this combined with a bluntness can cause hurt feelings and bruised egos amongst co-workers. Still, these Roosters make great leaders, creative, diligent and motivated.

[knowmad]

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[Dr. Pyro]

http://theshroom.files.wordpress.com/2011/09/zodiac.jpg

I'm a Top

[Ugly Dougly]

You're 25?

[theCryptofishist]

I'm on the cusp of these two, but usually when people ask me what my sign is I say "i am a stop sign" However, I like YOUR horoscopes so you get a pass.

Cancer
Love has always meant different things to different people, but for God's sake, at no point in human history has it ever meant that.
Leo
It is written that you will wield a sword of light and unite the world under your wise and compassionate rule, but hey, when you get right down to it, lots of shit has been written.

ok so we have:
Yiggy with: Libra / Scorpio
Tamarakay : Cancer / Leo
Knowmad: Capercorn / Aquarius
AntiM: Capercorn / Aquarius


who else is a cusp?

and, who is a bicuspid?

I;m not even bipedal.

[ygmir]

bifercation

[maryanimal]

So, I don't follow horrorscopes, what is a cusp? A cranky old man?

[FIGJAM]

Cusp= Rim of a spitoon.

[knowmad]

So, I don't follow horrorscopes, what is a cusp? A cranky old man?

a person born within the three days before the end of a sign, or the beginning of one.

[ygmir]

So, I don't follow horrorscopes, what is a cusp? A cranky old man?

a person born within the three days before the end of a sign, or the beginning of one.

I was born on the 664th day

[piehole]

i'm a capricorn/yang fire tiger/bottom

[maryanimal]

I'm a November scorpio, born about in the middle of the sign. I was born in the year of the Sheep in the Chinese zodiac. (waiting...)

[jella]

Born on July 21, It took me years to understand why I wasn't like the Cancer they describe in horoscope books..I am a firm believer in the cusp Cancer/Leo ... poor Figment, I'm nuts !

[knowmad]

I'm a November scorpio, born about in the middle of the sign. I was born in the year of the Sheep in the Chinese zodiac. (waiting...)

Wait all you want! just cause you are a sheep Doesn't mean we're just going to pile-on. well Yiggy and Shamba mabye...

[ygmir]

Born on July 21, It took me years to understand why I wasn't like the Cancer they describe in horoscope books..I am a firm believer in the cusp Cancer/Leo ... poor Figment, I'm nuts !

makes a great snack, though.

[jella]

[Nipple]

July 31st... this means I was likely conceived on Halloween, 1975.

I've sometimes wondered why my parents were dressed up as.

[MisaBlue]

July 31st... this means I was likely conceived on Halloween, 1975.

I've sometimes wondered why my parents were dressed up as.

I thought people are usually naked while working on baby.

[Nipple]

I'm kind of assuming they were at a costume party earlier or something...

Though... maybe they're kinda freaky.

[Ugly Dougly]

They were both dressed as clowns. Fucking clowns.

[Nipple]

[ygmir]

hopefully it wasn't a bingo party.

[wh..sh]

Don't worry Nipple, this week might look up.

Aries Mar 21 - Apr 19 -
The universe, in all its wisdom, has a plan for everyone. Strangely, you're supposed to be the nun who holds up a distributor cap and winks while the Nazis try to start their car.
Taurus Apr 20 - May 20
That person you've been seeing will finally introduce you to her friends, so it's a good thing you have an appreciation for taxidermy.
Gemini May 21 - Jun 21
You might not always appreciate the story God is using you to tell, but you have to admit He isn't afraid to kill off major characters.
Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22
This would be a good time to start a new dietary regimen, seeing as you haven't eaten in three days.
Leo Jul 23 - Aug 22
Sometimes the people in your life are holding you back, despite the best of intentions. Try to be patient as you inexorably drag your struggling co-workers toward the edge of the roof.
Virgo Aug 23 - Sep 22
You'll become a household name when society is suddenly in need of a term for "someone who gets hit by a bus once a week."
Libra Sep 23 - Oct 23
They say if you teach a man to fish he'll eat for a lifetime, but they also say that to become a master you must defeat your teacher, so ask yourself if you want that hanging over your head before giving any fishing lessons.
Scorpio Oct 24 - Nov 21
You must grasp that actions have consequences. Start by not throwing broken glass over your head and forgetting all about it.
Sagittarius Nov 22 - Dec 21
Take heart—old solutions can still work for old problems, especially if getting drunk is your solution to everything.
Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
You'll soon move to a faraway city where nobody knows who you are, which makes it kind of odd that they're all trying to kill you too.
Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18
People can say whatever you want, but you'll remain firm in your belief that Archie is actually the greatest Manning of all.
Pisces Feb 19 - Mar 20
A semitruck full of dimes will hurtle down your street and crash into your house, leaving you with no dreams left to achieve in life.

(Courtesy: Onion Network)

[knowmad]

Capricorn Dec 22 - Jan 19
You'll soon move to a faraway city where nobody knows who you are, which makes it kind of odd that they're all trying to kill you too.
Aquarius Jan 20 - Feb 18
People can say whatever you want, but you'll remain firm in your belief that Archie is actually the greatest Manning of all.

(Courtesy: Onion Network)

Yeaaaaayh!
Acording to my Cap. side I'll be going to BRC.
And My Aquarian side will say what ever ever wants!

[jella]

Cancer Jun 22 - Jul 22
This would be a good time to start a new dietary regimen, seeing as you haven't eaten in three days.

soooo much easier then working out though!