Burning Man Porno.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:19 am

I've got a video camera!
Its even water proof... ya know, just in case.

Also, the interior of my RV is pretty retro, if ya'll are going for that 'vintage' look?

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:15 am

*starts searching back shelf of music library for really bad background music*

I got nothin',

..anyone have any better luck?

tattoogoddess · Post by **tattoogoddess** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:46 am

Shambala wrote:
tattoogoddess wrote:I was not kidding I have actually shot one. I have done alot of naughty shit back in the day. Not something Im totally proud of but it is who I am. I do not want to post a photo here as It is here forever. But I am willing to send it to one person and they can verify I did infact shoot.
If you just put a black bar over your eyes, no one will know it's you!

Yes because all my tattoos are invisible lol.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:33 am

tattoogoddess wrote:
Shambala wrote:
tattoogoddess wrote:I was not kidding I have actually shot one. I have done alot of naughty shit back in the day. Not something Im totally proud of but it is who I am. I do not want to post a photo here as It is here forever. But I am willing to send it to one person and they can verify I did infact shoot.
If you just put a black bar over your eyes, no one will know it's you!
Yes because all my tattoos are invisible lol.

Imaginary = invisible

JDCookMS · Post by **JDCookMS** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:50 am

burner von braun wrote:*starts searching back shelf of music library for really bad background music*

I got nothin',

..anyone have any better luck?

Actually, I do have a CD with a compilation of songs from Klaus Harmony, "The Mozart of Porn." ....one of my friends gave it to me for my birthday. So, I can provide the music.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:04 pm

I volunteer to be a body double.

illy dilly · Post by **illy dilly** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:12 pm

Hell yeah! Sounds like this is gonna be one hell of a production!

We might have to bring on TrishnTek as a consultant.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:13 pm

Booty double?

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:31 pm

Long ago and far away, in a magical city by the bay, I was offered a bit part in a porno. I was 18, and could jump rope naked or buff my nipples with an electric toothbrush for the grand sum of $75. I declined, as film is forever, and bit parts were the gateway drug to full participation. I needed the money too, badly, I was often hungry.

Oh well. I'm up for bit parts now, pro bono, as my sense of irony is underfed these days.

burner von braun · Post by **burner von braun** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:37 pm

*runs out to get jump rope*

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 12:46 pm

[youtube][/youtube]

Nipple · Post by **Nipple** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:11 pm

AntiM wrote:buff my nipples with an electric toothbrush

I didn't even know this was a thing that could be done. Now that you mention it though my nipples have been kind of lackluster lately.

Maybe they need to be shined up.

tattoogoddess · Post by **tattoogoddess** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 4:22 pm

Early day microdemabrasion? Least her nipples where soft.

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:18 pm

AntiM wrote:buff my nipples with an electric toothbrush

I am totally going to try this.

Can I deduct the cost of the toothbrush from the $75 I'll owe you, AntiM?

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:12 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:
AntiM wrote:buff my nipples with an electric toothbrush
I am totally going to try this.

can i watch?

i'll buy the toothbrush.

Post by **Sham** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:15 pm

Finally, a thread I can sink my teeth into! Buffers, bluffers--this is all so confusing.

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:18 pm

I have a Sonic Care, but I usually don't loan it out.

I am however related to a dentist and I'm very good at teaching how they are best used.

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 6:23 pm

moonrise wrote:I have a Sonic Care, but I usually don't loan it out.

I am however related to a dentist and I'm very good at teaching how they are best used.

WAIT IN LINE.

i think i clearly got first dibbs.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:41 pm

Nipple wrote:
AntiM wrote:buff my nipples with an electric toothbrush
I didn't even know this was a thing that could be done. Now that you mention it though my nipples have been kind of lackluster lately.

Maybe they need to be shined up.

Yeah, and considering that you're all Nipple, that's a pretty big problem.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 7:57 pm

jella wrote:

*sits on comfy red velveteen couch next to Jella with the popcorn, passes caramel corn around, smiles*

Does Larry have a part in this porn?

tattoogoddess · Post by **tattoogoddess** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:02 pm

Monkeypoo wrote:
jella wrote:

*sits on comfy red velveteen couch next to Jella with the popcorn, passes caramel corn around, smiles*

Does Larry have a part in this porn?

Is there a penis in the popcorn? If so , it sounds like the perfect start to the porn!

Post by **AntiM** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:11 pm

MyLarry is a real stand up guy, he can double as a towel rack.

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 8:59 pm

lemur wrote:
moonrise wrote:I have a Sonic Care, but I usually don't loan it out.

I am however related to a dentist and I'm very good at teaching how they are best used.
WAIT IN LINE.

i think i clearly got first dibbs.

She's out of your league, but if you have two minutes, she might be persuaded to teach you a new trick.

*release forms on the way.

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 9:08 pm

she may be out of my league but that doesnt mean i dont want to watch!

moonrise · Post by **moonrise** » Fri Jan 27, 2012 11:50 pm

Ah Lemur, you're mellowing with age, or learning fast (you 20 somethings are unstopable!!). I'm sure the lady is flattered.

No need to go puff up your chest, there's plenty to go around...

I can imagine that big lemur tail gets you plenty of action!

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:08 am

tattoogoddess wrote:I did a porn up in Seattle a few years ago. Sign me up.The girl and I actually blew the fuse box while using the cybian. lol those where some great bloopers!

I have the sudden urge to bleach my eyes.

lemur · Post by **lemur** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:11 am

HOT BATHYSPHERE ACTION!!!

tattoogoddess · Post by **tattoogoddess** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:19 am

junglesmacks wrote:
tattoogoddess wrote:I did a porn up in Seattle a few years ago. Sign me up.The girl and I actually blew the fuse box while using the cybian. lol those where some great bloopers!
I have the sudden urge to bleach my eyes.

Yeah ? And I have a sudden urge to punch you in the dick.

We cool. Yeah? ok hush up now and quit being a wanker and let people have fun.

Monkeypoo · Post by **Monkeypoo** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:23 am

tattoogoddess wrote:
Monkeypoo wrote:
jella wrote:

*sits on comfy red velveteen couch next to Jella with the popcorn, passes caramel corn around, smiles*

Does Larry have a part in this porn?
Is there a penis in the popcorn? If so , it sounds like the perfect start to the porn!

I didn't think that last bite was butter in the popcorn...

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Sat Jan 28, 2012 9:33 am

you people are perverts...

i don't know why i hang out with you..

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