favorite lines heard at bm2k4

satireDUN · Post by **satireDUN** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:48 pm

a freind i met who worked for the government and eas lie-detectored every 2 years for drugs (ie mushrooms- but not pee tested for them) had very obviously been slipped something by one of his campmates and didnt know it (the reasoning, im guessing, is what he didnt know he did he couldnt lie about)..but he was very obviously tripping and at one point he was leaning against my car and he said..
"im feeling kinda euphoric..i dont know why, im just feeling kinda euphoric"

also, overheard at the hookadome, two stoned people..
girl.."i want to have sex, but i cant...(mumble mumble) that time of the month..we could do it some other way"
guy..."you mean...you get a strap on and fuck me in the ass?"

that was awesome.
anyone got some jems?

stuart · Post by **stuart** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 2:50 pm

'is this camp hi!'

yes

'where's the bar?'

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 3:00 pm

Yahoo:"Hey, the hair on your left nipple is longer than the hair on your right nipple. You better trim it so it's the same length or you won't be able to pick up any chicks"

MissNev · Post by **MissNev** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 3:21 pm

Said to me: "I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings."

Me: "You didn't hurt my feelings; you don't know me well enough. I'm just very disappointed in your choice."

Said to me: "I'd like to call you."

Me: "I don't think so."

KnowMatterWhat · Post by **KnowMatterWhat** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 3:27 pm

"I thought the travel agent said the trip was to Birmingham!"

orangepeelmoses · Post by **orangepeelmoses** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 5:23 pm

Black Rock out with your cock out:)

opm

Dork · Post by **Dork** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 5:44 pm

"Dude, are we on Earth right now?"

Took me a minute to realize they were talking about Earth the road, rather than the planet.

primate · Post by **primate** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 5:53 pm

This one is too good.

" The last thing you are going to hear from me is F#ck you B!tch.
Are we going to the disco? "

bullD · Post by **bullD** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:04 pm

"Black Rock City,,, my YES place."

Bambi of Finland · Post by **Bambi of Finland** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:15 pm

Dude were next to first camp, Hairy Larvae lives there

Zona_the_stona · Post by **Zona_the_stona** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 8:35 pm

"nothing like cheap tequila amongst friends"

"jose cuervo is good shit"

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:26 pm

"Hey robot do ya wanna see my tits?" said the slightly drunk girl to the wandering robot on Esplanade....

JezebelinHell · Post by **JezebelinHell** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:40 pm

From the yahoo camped next to us (said from the driver's side window of his Escapade): "You see that rim? It's 27 inches...there's another one on the other side."
And I swear to god he was dead serious.

And an exchange between an artist and a burner:
"This thing's gonna shoot fire, so get the fuck back."
"Where the hell is The Fuck Back? If you tell me where it is, I'll get there."

cornelius · Post by **cornelius** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:48 pm

"Hey! Slow down on your bike Jack-Hole!"

Yelled by the robot to a speeding cyclist on Esplanade.

cornelius · Post by **cornelius** » Wed Sep 08, 2004 10:53 pm

Said by one of the idiots camped next to us while pointing to his "art car". (which was obviously 4 erect penis towers around a center stage/cage.

"...yeah...those are COCKS! huh huh huh".

THeCrazzyman · Post by **THeCrazzyman** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:23 am

Dork wrote:"Dude, are we on Earth right now?"

Took me a minute to realize they were talking about Earth the road, rather than the planet.

did that a few times. always liked and still use
" Fuck Your Day!"

Dusty Nipplz · Post by **Dusty Nipplz** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:30 am

In a moment of blankness, I asked a campmate "What street are the potties on?"

Without hesitation he replied: "Everyone knows you shit on Earth."

Zona_the_stona · Post by **Zona_the_stona** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 8:38 am

a sign in front of the public shower on uranus that read,

"help keep uranus clean"

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 10:51 am

"I'm camped over on Neptune... I tried to get into Uranus, but there was no room."

I used that one over and over again....

GuinivereElise · Post by **GuinivereElise** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 11:02 am

not exactly AT BRC, but not far away, on the drive back to Seattle:

We were stopped getting our art car fixed, and were looking for some food.

I asked the desk clerk at a nearby motel, "Hey, do you know of any place that we can get some breakfast-y lunch-y brunch-y sort of food? Basically, we just want someplace where the food doesn't suck".

His reply was "Ma'am, this is eastern Oregon."

almost sh!t myself!

rodent · Post by **rodent** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:16 pm

I used this one all week

"kick a hippie for satan!"

I'm gonna try to make buttons for next year.

---
rodent (putting the eek in geek)

Fat SAM · Post by **Fat SAM** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 12:16 pm

Bambi of Finland wrote:Dude were next to first camp, Hairy Larvae lives there

Wow. I said those very words to my camp mate, Jake. I wonder if it was I that you heard....

stayfrosty · Post by **stayfrosty** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 2:03 pm

of what I remember, which is coming back to me verrrrry slowly...

the sweetest line I got from a gorgeous girl was, "you are so much fun! I'm not worthy!"

and the harshest line I over-heard was, "I wish you had died of cancer then I wouldn't have found out what a bitch you really are."

oh yeah and, "hey! let's have a threesome with your boyfriend..." her, "I don't wanna fuck my boyfriend!"

Badger · Post by **Badger** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 3:58 pm

"Looks like I'm gonna have to make a run to Las Vegas to get the necessary neon for my 'Whatever' sign.

- a camp mate

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:13 pm

"Hi sweetheart, nice to see you here!" said cowboyangel to his ex-wife who he finally ran into with her new handsome boyfriend the night of the temple burn.

dragonfly Jafe · Post by **dragonfly Jafe** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:15 pm

Friday night, car packed with people (very little gear) pulls up as I walk from Esplanade up 5:00 to the JOTS. Woman leans out;

"Is there going to be a burn tonight?"

Rabbi Dali Rick · Post by **Rabbi Dali Rick** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 6:15 pm

fade in:

Two guys, one slightly dishoveled, the other a little to hippyish for his own good, walks by the front of our camp, looks down at the foam multicolored Mushroom, (my camp mate had made for the movie "Babe-arella") sitting out in by our Spinning Art Piece near the roadside and then they stop and one asks;

Guy One:
Got any Fungi's?

I look up at the rainbow arching canopy Stuart, my campmate bought it to cover the 4'x8' sheet of plywood, serving as a platform on the roof of the van. It was scavenged from a kiddy bed set up.

Me:
Man, aint no Fun Guys here.

Guy Two:
You know where we can find some Fungi's?

StuArt:
I would try the Esplande, I'm sure you can find some Fun Guy's up there.

Guy One:
Oh Cool

retrospectively,
the rebbi

LuckyBastard · Post by **LuckyBastard** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 7:09 pm

"Somebody get that god damn cow off my bar!" - Mayor Joey of the conGLOMerate

Ivy · Post by **Ivy** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 7:22 pm

Lucky!!!

LuckyBastard · Post by **LuckyBastard** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 7:29 pm

IVY!!!!!!!!!!!

favorite lines heard at bm2k4

favorite lines heard at bm2k4

Where AM I?

fav wordplay

ROBOT!

just outside the burn...

........overheard at my camp......