Yet Nature intended it all to work pretty much exactly the opposite way.princess strych-9 wrote:i specifically don't have kids so i can have sex instead.
Fuck!
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Lydia Love
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Lydia Love
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Fuck! I hate being a fucking landlord.
My tenants always end up owing us money and getting all ... weird.
They are half moved out down there and just... sprayed fucking christmas flocking all over the windows for some unknown, unknowable fucking reason. And considering all the other weirdness over the past year I am seriously considering sleeping with my hammer next to my pillow.
Fuckity fucking fuck fuck
My tenants always end up owing us money and getting all ... weird.
They are half moved out down there and just... sprayed fucking christmas flocking all over the windows for some unknown, unknowable fucking reason. And considering all the other weirdness over the past year I am seriously considering sleeping with my hammer next to my pillow.
Fuckity fucking fuck fuck
It's all about the squirrels.
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Lydia Love
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So here I am, at my Fucking Job, obviously not working to fucking hard. Loving the thread topic since it coincides amazingly well with our camp name. We started Q.F.O. camp this year. That would be Quality Fucking Off camp. We don't just go to the playa to have a god time. We approach it with intent. We plan on having a major, totally Quality Fucking good time. Funny enough, it always seems to work out too. Unfortunately, quality fucking was not part of it, but what the FUCK. Oh yeah, before I forget, Fuck Yer Day eplayans.
P.S. PJ, you fucking slay me on a regular basis. A sense of humor to be proud of. So go fuck yourself and have an amazing day. Flames forever.
P.S. PJ, you fucking slay me on a regular basis. A sense of humor to be proud of. So go fuck yourself and have an amazing day. Flames forever.
Is it time to Burn yet?
By the way, obviously I fucked up again, second year in a row, and didn't make it to the meet and greet. Too fucked up, to fucking early in the day. Someday I might just fucking learn. On the other hand, our tequila was almost gone by Thurs. Lots of agave sluts in our camp who didn't bring any. Fucking mooches but loved each and every one of them. They did provide lots of other social lubricants (no PJ, not the water soluble kind) though.
Burn the Fucking Man!!
Burn the Fucking Man!!
Is it time to Burn yet?
o.k., let's say you are fucking (this is hypothetical after all), and it is so good with the two (just two?) of you, that it keeps going.
a long time.
no, longer than that.
longer than ever & ever, so long you realize not that you are thirsty, or some other minor calamity, but so long that people start looking for you.
that long.
so you two (et al), are you fucking prepared?
could you carry off such a prolonged fuck, fending off bill collectors at first until realizing that you simply have to "do the bills" as you fuck, if only to stop these senseless interuptions to a continued shared moment of special consideration?
could you sustain a three, four or even six month fuck?
now, with help from our good freinds at FuckSmith lenders,
you CAN be provided for in the event of even a "hundred year" fuck.
a long time.
no, longer than that.
longer than ever & ever, so long you realize not that you are thirsty, or some other minor calamity, but so long that people start looking for you.
that long.
so you two (et al), are you fucking prepared?
could you carry off such a prolonged fuck, fending off bill collectors at first until realizing that you simply have to "do the bills" as you fuck, if only to stop these senseless interuptions to a continued shared moment of special consideration?
could you sustain a three, four or even six month fuck?
now, with help from our good freinds at FuckSmith lenders,
you CAN be provided for in the event of even a "hundred year" fuck.
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TestesInSac
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I do. But my hammer is a .40 S&W. Good fer nailin' what's ailin' ya!Lydia Love wrote:And considering all the other weirdness over the past year I am seriously considering sleeping with my hammer next to my pillow.
Fuckity fucking fuck fuck
Oh, and I had a fucking, rocking, good time today. Started the firearms training process for my current girlfriend today, followed by a light meal, followed by a massage, followed by, well, what the fuck's this thread about, anyway?
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Lydia Love
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thoughtsurfer
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WHAT THE FUCK!????!!
Who the Fuck told Y'all that you could go and Fuck up my Fucking work day by Fucking rattling on about Fucking or lack there-of??? FUCK!
Now I'm all hot and bothered and Fucking regretting the miserable fact that I didn't get to Fuck my Playa-fuck on the Fucking "FUCK" when I had the chance! Instead we got Fucking sidetracked Fucking in the Fucking "Glory Hole!" No one even came to see us Fucking! What the Fuck good is that? (Although the guys that built it did stop us when we were walking away, and asked if we enjoyed their fucking creation!
) Of course we Fucking did! FUCKING GLORIOUS!
Now I'm all hot and bothered and Fucking regretting the miserable fact that I didn't get to Fuck my Playa-fuck on the Fucking "FUCK" when I had the chance! Instead we got Fucking sidetracked Fucking in the Fucking "Glory Hole!" No one even came to see us Fucking! What the Fuck good is that? (Although the guys that built it did stop us when we were walking away, and asked if we enjoyed their fucking creation!
) Of course we Fucking did! FUCKING GLORIOUS!-
Kinetic
At least I wasn't the only one who fucked up and missed the meet and greet, and who missed out on seeing the lovely Ivy, Precipitate, and all the other interesting characters. I did get to meet some of them at greeter training which was fucking cool.que.f.o. wrote:By the way, obviously I fucked up again, second year in a row, and didn't make it to the meet and greet. Too fucked up, to fucking early in the day. Someday I might just fucking learn. On the other hand, our tequila was almost gone by Thurs. Lots of agave sluts in our camp who didn't bring any. Fucking mooches but loved each and every one of them. They did provide lots of other social lubricants (no PJ, not the water soluble kind) though.
Burn the Fucking Man!!
The one thing that shocked me and still does is PJ...Zane I had seen pix of but PJ didn't even come close to the visual I had in mind. Of course Tiara blew me away with her appearance, and I got to meet Lydia and so many others. And of course I got to try Reba's totally fucking awesome, unfucking believable Playa Pale Ale, that is totally fucking underrated as the best beverage available on the entire fucking beautiful playa.
And of course I got to try Reba's totally fucking awesome, unfucking believable Playa Pale Ale, that is totally fucking underrated as the best beverage available on the entire fucking beautiful playa.
Shhhhhssssshhhh.
If you get too many of these folks pining for The Brewed Goodness you reduce our chances of scoring again. BTW, Ms RebA's Christmas Ale had me swooning during the long nights of winter this past year.
Desert dogs drink deep.
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RebA!
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Y'all are just fucking buttering me up thinking if you praise me enough you will get some more fuckin beer outta me.
Some of you will have to fuckin wait til next year. However I am almost sure a carepackage of winter brew will journey fucking illegally to SF this year.
Some of you will have to fuckin wait til next year. However I am almost sure a carepackage of winter brew will journey fucking illegally to SF this year.
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpets or ruin our lives."
--Rita Rudner
--Rita Rudner
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Kinetic
Reba, I'm too far away to get any beer from you so all I can offer are compliments..in all dead seriousness that was THE BEST BEER I've ever had. No bull. And it's worth waiting a year for.RebA! wrote:Y'all are just fucking buttering me up thinking if you praise me enough you will get some more fuckin beer outta me.
Some of you will have to fuckin wait til next year. However I am almost sure a carepackage of winter brew will journey fucking illegally to SF this year.
