Unofficial: Idea-share on how to sneak into Burning Man

[Savannah]

they have a radar tower that can see people coming for miles..

theres no way you can sneak in under cover of darkness.. radar doesnt care about the ambient light levels

What is the rubber chicken used for?

I don't know, but whatever it's used for . . . it's clearly working.

[lemur]

if you have to ask what the rubber chicken is for... ......

[Monkeypoo]

What rubber chicken? All I saw were beautiful boobies!!

[theCryptofishist]

Kinky is using the rubber feather, perverted is using the entire rubber chicken.

[tamarakay]

Oh oh oh I know what you can do! They have to truck those portapotties in right? You could hide in the bottom of one! Or perhaps you could wear all black and just come walking up like you were working gate. Or even better, just slap the handcuffs on yourself and go wait for your buddies at the county jail.

[tamarakay]

you people are missing the obvious....


hide in the bottom of the J.O.T.S.

wear all blue.

oh well crap. i didn't read back far enough. I shoulda known simon would beat me to it lol

[ygmir]

you people are missing the obvious....


hide in the bottom of the J.O.T.S.

wear all blue.

oh well crap. i didn't read back far enough. I shoulda known simon would beat me to it lol

yers was good, and funny, too, TK!

[The CO]

If only that were a joke....

About 14 years ago at another event I work, a SFH hid in the waste area of an in-ground septic pit fed by 6 toilets. Thank dog I didn't have to get him out.

[gyre]

SFH?

TMA

[ygmir]

If only that were a joke....

About 14 years ago at another event I work, a SFH hid in the waste area of an in-ground septic pit fed by 6 toilets. Thank dog I didn't have to get him out.

there could be instances, where, that much effort and suffering, deserves success.

[Nipple]

Only 1-ply people in the potties.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

[wh..sh]

You guys have been doing it all wrong. Speed is not the key to successful sneaking in. It's patience and perseverance.
Yggy, this is how I plan on sneaking into burning man. It would be time consuming, no-drama, bore you to smrt (death) sneak.

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Of course, it would be lot easier if one was as cute as the cat.

[tamarakay]

Thank you wh...sh.
Oh my god, i'm crying lol

[ygmir]

the fatal flaw, Wh..sh in your plan is:

Those Perimeter folk, can smell pussy, a mile away......so, the cat would not get in.

[Eric]

Those Perimeter folk, can smell pussy, a mile away......

I knew there was a reason I would be lousy at Perimeter.

[ygmir]

Those Perimeter folk, can smell pussy, a mile away......

I knew there was a reason I would be lousy at Perimeter.

no Eric, you'd be necessary........some of the "sneakers" can be quite cocky.

[International Incident]

Those Perimeter folk, can smell pussy, a mile away......

I knew there was a reason I would be lousy at Perimeter.

no Eric, you'd be necessary........some of the "sneakers" can be quite cocky.

Gold, just gold.

Thank you for making me laugh

[wh..sh]

the fatal flaw, Wh..sh in your plan is:

Those Perimeter folk, can smell pussy, a mile away......so, the cat would not get in.

Bam! I have been ygmired!

ROFL!! That was pure brilliance yggy.

[The CO]

Gyre-

SFH: Stupid Fucking HIppie. The kind of person that will hide in a literal shit-hole.

See also: the kind of person that will try to sneak into an event and have their 6-8 year old daughter do the same... SEPARATE FROM HER!

"That's right dear, go hide somewhere and mommy will come find you after she has snuck in."

Again, I wish I was making this shit up.

[gyre]

Amazing.


Of course, I've seen gangs doing robbery while babysitting kids too young to know what was happening.