The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this year.

[ygmir]

hey wait!! what if your RV is a fire engine?

[FlyingMonkey]

Isn't that like trying to power a sailboat with an on-board fan? It just can't work.(can it ?)

A fire truck at Burning Man? What are you, some kind of trouble maker?

[ygmir]

Isn't that like trying to power a sailboat with an on-board fan? It just can't work.(can it ?)

A fire truck at Burning Man? What are you, some kind of trouble maker? :D

I'm a ner do well of renown.

[MyDearFriend]

Isn't that like trying to power a sailboat with an on-board fan? It just can't work.(can it ?)

A fire truck at Burning Man? What are you, some kind of trouble maker? :D

I'm a ner do well of renown.

Quoted for truth.

[Ugly Dougly]

Burning Van! Burning Van!

You sound like your lips are parched. Here have a swig.

[Nipple]

Isn't that like trying to power a sailboat with an on-board fan? It just can't work.(can it ?)

Yes.

[shykat]

http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... 79&t=53846

[FlyingMonkey]

Isn't that like trying to power a sailboat with an on-board fan? It just can't work.(can it ?)

Yes.

Not a sailboat. Sorry Nipple, no points for that one

[CornMan]

There's a rumor that BMORG will make a separate temple to honor those who wanted to attend but couldn't due to the ticket snafu.

[CornMan]

Maybe all those tickets were bought up by a conglomeration of conservative Christians aiming to clean up the immorality and paganism of Burning Man. Along with no nudity, the temple will be an altar to Christ and will not be burned. The man will be Christ at Crucifixion and will also not be burned.

[Nipple]

Isn't that like trying to power a sailboat with an on-board fan? It just can't work.(can it ?)

Yes.

Not a sailboat. Sorry Nipple, no points for that one

Well, it contains the answer as to why a fan on a boat aimed at a sail on the same boat won't work.

[lemur]

pointing it at the sail is doing it wrong.. clearly, you dont even need the sail

duh!

[AntiM]

There are no scalpers, the BMORG itself is behind the scalped tickets so they can rape the festival and retire.

(crap, I felt dirty posting that and I know it isn't true!)

[Simon of the Playa]

ITS A DARPA PETRI DISH AND THE HIPPIES ARE GUINEA PIGS!!!


seriously...

no i really mean it, it's not just a rumor.

i'm seriously not kidding.

i swear.

[H.G.Crosby]

for once he's actually not pulling your leg, but since it's posted here in rumors it's a quadruple mind fuck.


seriously.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

and we need new, fresh hippies to experiment on.


seriously.

[piehole]

post proof simon

[Simon of the Playa]

you my friend, is proof enough.


we are using some serious frequency on you, and many others.


it's all part of the burn, just sit back, relax and enjoy your new neural pathways.

[piehole]

[piehole]

So you're saying I should give you my ticket for free? AND suck your dick?

[Simon of the Playa]

there is no need for sub-dural anymore, with remote FMRI we can scan you from a distance.


and yes, but only if you want to....i wouldnt want to force anything on anyone....

[Simon of the Playa]

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archi ... picks=true


first test run 1000% success rate.

and you thought Dub Step made you twitch, well, you aint seen nothing yet.

[lemur]

one mans toxic spill is another mans successful experiment

[piehole]

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archi ... picks=true


first test run 1000% success rate.

and you thought Dub Step made you twitch, well, you aint seen nothing yet.

meh

[Simon of the Playa]

Meh?....MEH?!!!

how about if i told you i live less than 10 miles from leroy as the Crow flies?


i dont just dial it in, i get my hands DIRTY.

[piehole]

Meh?....MEH?!!!

how about if i told you i live less than 10 miles from leroy as the Crow flies?


i dont just dial it in, i get my hands DIRTY.

what if i were to tell you that i could increase the amount of high schoolers you effect with just one slight modification to your device, is that something you might be interested in?

[theCryptofishist]

(crap, I felt dirty posting that and I know it isn't true!)

*knowing nod*

[Simon of the Playa]

PieHole PM me unless we are talking about the most recent justinbieberonium discovery in which case we're way ahead of you.


i also heard Menudo 2.0 was going to play Center Camp this year.

[piehole]

i'm fucking dead @ menudo 2.0


wow

[Simon of the Playa]

MEN, NUDE. OH!!!!