What's the worst sexual thing you've ever done?

lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:03 pm

Da Mule wrote:
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It might be the worst sexual thing you've ever done.

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lonestoner916 · Post by **lonestoner916** » Wed Dec 15, 2010 8:05 pm

Knowmad should have just told his students the truth.

"This sample was collected by me on boring Saturday afternoon when the power was out. Well, I wouldn't say it was collected so much as I just accidentally got a little on the slide and, well, I just hate to waste anything..."

Speedbump · Post by **Speedbump** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 1:13 pm

Okay, to bring this back from the dead.

1. Took my sister-in-law to a swingers party and shared her with 3 different couples and two single females. My wife and I were separated at the time.

2. Girl "A" comes over - She and I have some fun for a while and she passes out in my bedroom. Girl "B" comes over and wants to be naughty so I end up hooking up with her in the guest bedroom while girl "A" is slepping.

3. End up playing spin the bottle at a party with my (former) girlfriend's sister and some of her friends. She spins and the bottle lands on me. So, despite the fact that she is gay, we end up kissing. Later that night I had a threesome with her and HER girlfriend while MY girlfriend was hanging out with some friends in the kitchen. The girlfriend was totally cool with it. Later that night I also did MY girlfriend. It was a hell of a party!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 2:43 pm

Speedbump wrote:Okay, to bring this back from the dead.

1. Took my sister-in-law to a swingers party and shared her with 3 different couples and two single females. My wife and I were separated at the time.

2. Girl "A" comes over - She and I have some fun for a while and she passes out in my bedroom. Girl "B" comes over and wants to be naughty so I end up hooking up with her in the guest bedroom while girl "A" is slepping.

3. End up playing spin the bottle at a party with my (former) girlfriend's sister and some of her friends. She spins and the bottle lands on me. So, despite the fact that she is gay, we end up kissing. Later that night I had a threesome with her and HER girlfriend while MY girlfriend was hanging out with some friends in the kitchen. The girlfriend was totally cool with it. Later that night I also did MY girlfriend. It was a hell of a party!

It's like you're not even trying.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Wed Dec 22, 2010 3:04 pm

Rank amature.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu Dec 30, 2010 3:47 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Rank amature.

I concur! wheres the sleeze?
now if you had received pay or withheld promised pay, blackmailed or even promised not to tell then did; then you'd be the dirty bastard you visualize as yourself.

RangerTurtleDove · Post by **RangerTurtleDove** » Thu Jan 06, 2011 11:45 pm

Okay now mind you, I was 21...hehehe.

So I was moving back to Arizona after a two year stint in Providence,RI. I had dated a good list of men, but never really got serious with any but one (we will call him boy A), and we had a bit of a falling out a few months before. So the Friday before I leave I figure time for some goodbye sex. I make a few calls and no one seems to be around except for boy B. So we make plans to meet in the morning, walk by the ocean, and say our goodbyes. Mind you it had never really worked out with boy B because he had been a little wishy washy. But the sex was decent. So getting ready to meet up with boy B when I get a call from boy C, who had not answered earlier. So I tell Boy C we can do lunch later that day, but in the morning I was saying goodbye to family. Meet up with boy B for breakfast/hike. Have some sex, say our goodbyes. He cries, begs me to stay in RI..begs me to be with him at least for the rest of the day. This is why boy B hadn't really worked out in the first place, so I pry him off my leg, wipe his tears, and head on over to boy C's house. Boy C and I have some amazing sex, and he makes me lunch. At this point ignoring text messages from boy B. I think we also watched some baseball (he was a fellow redsocks fan). He tells me he wants to move to Arizona to be with me. I tell him to feel free to call me if he can make it, but being the total commitment-a-phobe that I was...I roll out of there pretty quick after that. I'm feeling pretty giddy and getting ready to spend my night packing when I get a call from Boy A. He heard I was moving, and wouldn't it be nice to have one last night together? How could I say no? He was my Boy A! So I went over to his place, had some excellent sex (third time in the day is a charm?) delayed my flight for the weekend so we could camp and have more excellent sex...and did not answer and calls or texts from B or C, who both wanted to talk to me when I made it to AZ. Finally, after all of that goodbye sex. I left Rhode Island.

And changed my number.

Fire_Moose · Post by **Fire_Moose** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 7:55 am

RangerTurtleDove wrote:Okay now mind you, I was 21...hehehe.

So I was moving back to Arizona after a two year stint in Providence,RI. I had dated a good list of men, but never really got serious with any but one (we will call him boy A), and we had a bit of a falling out a few months before. So the Friday before I leave I figure time for some goodbye sex. I make a few calls and no one seems to be around except for boy B. So we make plans to meet in the morning, walk by the ocean, and say our goodbyes. Mind you it had never really worked out with boy B because he had been a little wishy washy. But the sex was decent. So getting ready to meet up with boy B when I get a call from boy C, who had not answered earlier. So I tell Boy C we can do lunch later that day, but in the morning I was saying goodbye to family. Meet up with boy B for breakfast/hike. Have some sex, say our goodbyes. He cries, begs me to stay in RI..begs me to be with him at least for the rest of the day. This is why boy B hadn't really worked out in the first place, so I pry him off my leg, wipe his tears, and head on over to boy C's house. Boy C and I have some amazing sex, and he makes me lunch. At this point ignoring text messages from boy B. I think we also watched some baseball (he was a fellow redsocks fan). He tells me he wants to move to Arizona to be with me. I tell him to feel free to call me if he can make it, but being the total commitment-a-phobe that I was...I roll out of there pretty quick after that. I'm feeling pretty giddy and getting ready to spend my night packing when I get a call from Boy A. He heard I was moving, and wouldn't it be nice to have one last night together? How could I say no? He was my Boy A! So I went over to his place, had some excellent sex (third time in the day is a charm?) delayed my flight for the weekend so we could camp and have more excellent sex...and did not answer and calls or texts from B or C, who both wanted to talk to me when I made it to AZ. Finally, after all of that goodbye sex. I left Rhode Island.

And changed my number.

This is the worst sexual thing you've done thread, not the average sexual stuff you've done thread.

Sweet avatar.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:03 am

RangerTurtleDove wrote:Okay now mind you, I was 21...hehehe.

So I was moving back to Arizona after a two year stint in Providence,RI. I had dated a good list of men, but never really got serious with any but one (we will call him boy A), and we had a bit of a falling out a few months before. So the Friday before I leave I figure time for some goodbye sex. I make a few calls and no one seems to be around except for boy B. So we make plans to meet in the morning, walk by the ocean, and say our goodbyes. Mind you it had never really worked out with boy B because he had been a little wishy washy. But the sex was decent. So getting ready to meet up with boy B when I get a call from boy C, who had not answered earlier. So I tell Boy C we can do lunch later that day, but in the morning I was saying goodbye to family. Meet up with boy B for breakfast/hike. Have some sex, say our goodbyes. He cries, begs me to stay in RI..begs me to be with him at least for the rest of the day. This is why boy B hadn't really worked out in the first place, so I pry him off my leg, wipe his tears, and head on over to boy C's house. Boy C and I have some amazing sex, and he makes me lunch. At this point ignoring text messages from boy B. I think we also watched some baseball (he was a fellow redsocks fan). He tells me he wants to move to Arizona to be with me. I tell him to feel free to call me if he can make it, but being the total commitment-a-phobe that I was...I roll out of there pretty quick after that. I'm feeling pretty giddy and getting ready to spend my night packing when I get a call from Boy A. He heard I was moving, and wouldn't it be nice to have one last night together? How could I say no? He was my Boy A! So I went over to his place, had some excellent sex (third time in the day is a charm?) delayed my flight for the weekend so we could camp and have more excellent sex...and did not answer and calls or texts from B or C, who both wanted to talk to me when I made it to AZ. Finally, after all of that goodbye sex. I left Rhode Island.

And changed my number.

one might think, after that story, you were moving to Boston.......

RangerTurtleDove · Post by **RangerTurtleDove** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:41 am

Fire_Moose wrote:
RangerTurtleDove wrote:Okay now mind you, I was 21...hehehe.

So I was moving back to Arizona after a two year stint in Providence,RI. I had dated a good list of men, but never really got serious with any but one (we will call him boy A), and we had a bit of a falling out a few months before. So the Friday before I leave I figure time for some goodbye sex. I make a few calls and no one seems to be around except for boy B. So we make plans to meet in the morning, walk by the ocean, and say our goodbyes. Mind you it had never really worked out with boy B because he had been a little wishy washy. But the sex was decent. So getting ready to meet up with boy B when I get a call from boy C, who had not answered earlier. So I tell Boy C we can do lunch later that day, but in the morning I was saying goodbye to family. Meet up with boy B for breakfast/hike. Have some sex, say our goodbyes. He cries, begs me to stay in RI..begs me to be with him at least for the rest of the day. This is why boy B hadn't really worked out in the first place, so I pry him off my leg, wipe his tears, and head on over to boy C's house. Boy C and I have some amazing sex, and he makes me lunch. At this point ignoring text messages from boy B. I think we also watched some baseball (he was a fellow redsocks fan). He tells me he wants to move to Arizona to be with me. I tell him to feel free to call me if he can make it, but being the total commitment-a-phobe that I was...I roll out of there pretty quick after that. I'm feeling pretty giddy and getting ready to spend my night packing when I get a call from Boy A. He heard I was moving, and wouldn't it be nice to have one last night together? How could I say no? He was my Boy A! So I went over to his place, had some excellent sex (third time in the day is a charm?) delayed my flight for the weekend so we could camp and have more excellent sex...and did not answer and calls or texts from B or C, who both wanted to talk to me when I made it to AZ. Finally, after all of that goodbye sex. I left Rhode Island.

And changed my number.

This is the worst sexual thing you've done thread, not the average sexual stuff you've done thread.

Sweet avatar.

If this is your opinion of average sexual stuff, I pity the women you are sleeping with

oh, and yeah, your avatar is pretty sweet too.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 8:43 am

I wouldn't call it average necessarily, but it seems hardly noteworthy.

daratheresa · Post by **daratheresa** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:52 am

worst as in what? worst as in it was terrible sex? worst as in the way you made the other person feel, or felt yourself? worst as in most outrageous? worst as in you caught something nasty? (iew)

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Jan 07, 2011 9:55 am

any or all of the above.

RangerTurtleDove · Post by **RangerTurtleDove** » Mon Jan 10, 2011 11:41 pm

I avoided the worst sex I could have ever had because of a dream...

I'd been crushing on this guy for months and then suddenly one night I dreamed we were hooking up in this barn...and he laid me down in a pile of hay and started to screw me...and I couldn't feel a thing. He completely finished and I was like...what? I mean, did you even put it in?

So after the dream I just sort of lost the crush. About a week after this a friend of mine hooked up with the guy (now that she knew I didn't like him she went for it basically) and then tells me the next day that it was the worst sex of her life. She barely felt a thing. I had not even told her about the dream.

If not for the dream....that could have been me.

Post by **AntiM** » Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:47 am

Sounds like my first husband. He referred to it as ""doing his business". Blah.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 9:32 pm

you know, there's new folks here, and some gotta have some good stories.......
none, I'm sure will ever compare to OregonReds, though.........

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:34 pm

Old thread comes back to life. Now, I will remember HughMungus and OregonReds for a life time

tattoogoddess · Post by **tattoogoddess** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:04 pm

I think I would be banned from here if you guys knew the truth. I have my whole sexual story over on Anybeat. Lets just say I was a VERY naughty girl for a while and made a good chunk of change. I am a good girl now but still love sex.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:09 pm

ok have i posted here already? i have a few stories........

International Incident · Post by **International Incident** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:12 pm

Why have I never seen this thread.... WHY? WHY? WHY?

But now I'm too scared to post.

But I just had to say something as I am "under" Grai.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:18 pm

melaniejane wrote:Why have I never seen this thread.... WHY? WHY? WHY?

But now I'm too scared to post.

But I just had to say something as I am "under" Grai.

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wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:19 pm

tattoogoddess wrote:I think I would be banned from here if you guys knew the truth.

Try us.

tattoogoddess · Post by **tattoogoddess** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:22 pm

wh..sh wrote:
tattoogoddess wrote:I think I would be banned from here if you guys knew the truth.
Try us.

Add sex plus monetary and you get.....

Also lived at a certain ranch for a place in Carson City.....

Who is good at math?

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:24 pm

tattoogoddess wrote:
wh..sh wrote:
tattoogoddess wrote:I think I would be banned from here if you guys knew the truth.
Try us.

Add sex plus monetary and you get.....

Also lived at a certain ranch for a place in Carson City.....

Who is good at math?

secrets+financial gain+sex=blackmail

tattoogoddess · Post by **tattoogoddess** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:26 pm

graidawg wrote: secrets+financial gain+sex=blackmail

LMAO!!! Not quite. But I could if I wanted to. But no.

Lassen Forge · Post by **Lassen Forge** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:31 pm

Yeah, this new integrity sux!!!

BTW, we have had few of founders of noted best theme kamp in BRC who worked nevada Ranch Circuit, another noted photographer, and another who was videographer in related field. We shall nyet dosclose more, but those who know, know.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:34 pm

Bay Bridge Sue wrote:Yeah, this new integrity sux!!!

BTW, we have had few of founders of noted best theme kamp in BRC who worked nevada Ranch Circuit, another noted photographer, and another who was videographer in related field. We shall nyet dosclose more, but those who know, know.

how do you know things about people in Barbie death Camp? do you have spies in the camp?

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:39 pm

tattoogoddess wrote:
Add sex plus monetary and you get.....

Also lived at a certain ranch for a place in Carson City.....

Who is good at math?

As long as YOU had fun, that's all that counts.

Nipple · Post by **Nipple** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:43 pm

I'm pretty OK with all of them so far.

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Mon Feb 06, 2012 3:48 pm

i once fingered a girl after slicing chillis and not washing my hands enough. it wasnt deliberate but its still pretty bad right?

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