Time for a Happy Thread

[jella]

YAY Fufa ! That's great, Gotta love the moms in law

and umm errrr. Yay Shambala hehe , think happy thoughts and be healthy !

[tamarakay]

um, Sham? The thought of a little bitty needle? vs, a um...Have you ever seen the thing they stick up there?

[Bin Noddin]

The thought of a garden hose up Sham's ass maked me HAPPY. This IS the happy thread, right? All the best, Shammykins - may they find nothing.

[Sham]

The thought of the IV was keeping me from showing up there. I have cancelled more than one appointment. Garden hose, eh?

[Savannah]

The thought of the IV was keeping me from showing up there. I have cancelled more than one appointment. Garden hose, eh?

Whatever it takes to get you in there, I guess! We want you to be healthy. I love it that you posted about this in the HAPPY thread, btw. I don't know about the state of your colon, but you've got balls of brass, Sham!

(Won't they let you take a pill? Vicodin? Halcyon? I have had both of those for dental work, and they contributed to a wonderful "Not a single f#$% was given that day" mentality. The Halcyon especially; it helps you not form negative memories, whereas the Vicodin wasn't trippy, just more about painkilling.)

[Ugly Dougly]

While some might enjoy the thought of being corn-holed by a machine, others of us have differing ideas about Happyness.
I told my new beloved that we've only just met and that celebrating Valentine's might be premature. Heehee! She bought it!
No worries, she likes surprises. So there's flowers in the mail.... (heeheehee...)

[knowmad]

While some might enjoy the thought of being corn-holed by a machine, others of us have differing ideas about Happyness.
I told my new beloved that we've only just met and that celebrating Valentine's might be premature. Heehee! She bought it!
No worries, she likes surprises. So there's flowers in the mail.... (heeheehee...)

oh! I'm lauging with you UG! that is fun!
and Wow! that's pretty crazy Shamb! I'd prolly look into the pill option. but hey If this is Happy then YaY!
I had to go back a page and Saw Fufas Dodge ball thing. AWESOME!!!! makes me so happy people get togetther for fun!

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I am happy for my health! I see colors, birds sing, my food tasts good, I sleep at night, I'm able to recive complemnts, my expectations are in check and see this in others!


one in every crowd

[graidawg]

hey my happy though is that this ticket shite is at least making me write poetry.
also tomorrow may be payday. I will put another post in here if it is and its good if not look in "FUCK"

[jella]

hey my happy though is that this ticket shite is at least making me write poetry.
also tomorrow may be payday. I will put another post in here if it is and its good if not look in "FUCK"

Hey a muse is a muse ! Keep em coming Gdog

[graidawg]

he hehe buwahahahahahaahah sorry gdog just made me think of gog and magog, then it made me thing can i write a poem with them in it. then idecided i need a drink and remembered i already drunk it all. that made me cry so i stole some JD and smiled again.

no im not drunk

[Sham]

and Wow! that's pretty crazy Shamb! I'd prolly look into the pill option. but hey If this is Happy then YaY!

The happy part is that they agreed to do this for me. I would never be willingly walking into their office if I knew there was an IV waiting. A pill is a good idea, and I can always change my mind at the last minute and have an IV should I have an epiphany. It's just one of those things!

[ygmir]

and Wow! that's pretty crazy Shamb! I'd prolly look into the pill option. but hey If this is Happy then YaY!

The happy part is that they agreed to do this for me. I would never be willingly walking into their office if I knew there was an IV waiting. A pill is a good idea, and I can always change my mind at the last minute and have an IV should I have an epiphany. It's just one of those things!

just make sure, Sham, he does not have both hands on your shoulders during any part of the procedure.

[Sham]

Yag, that's the reason I want to stay awake, and besides, it's a female doctor.

[ygmir]

Yag, that's the reason I want to stay awake, and besides, it's a female doctor.

and female has what strap on to do with it?

[Elderberry]

Today, I was able to convince my doctor to perform a colonoscopy on me without anesthesia. The thought of an IV was keeping me from having this procedure. It's Feb. 23rd, stay tuned!

Hey, if Katie Couric can do it without anesthesia, so can you!

But actually, the anesthesia they use is great! You are out in literally two seconds, you wake up feeling great (i.e. no anesthesia hangover). I definately recommend using the anesthesia method--that's a long, stiff tube they'll be sticking up there.

[theCryptofishist]

What about nitrous?


And you call yourselves "burners"!

[Sham]

Today, I was able to convince my doctor to perform a colonoscopy on me without anesthesia. The thought of an IV was keeping me from having this procedure. It's Feb. 23rd, stay tuned!

Hey, if Katie Couric can do it without anesthesia, so can you!

But actually, the anesthesia they use is great! You are out in literally two seconds, you wake up feeling great (i.e. no anesthesia hangover). I definately recommend using the anesthesia method--that's a long, stiff tube they'll be sticking up there.

They left me the option of changing my mind at the last minute. That may work, since it's really the anticipation of the IV that's killing me.

[delle]

Good for you, Sham.

My guy and I both have our tickets for getting this done. It's just one of those things we never get around to scheduling.... Poo.

I was going to post my favorite fisting lovesong by Tool as foreplay for you, but then realized that it might not be quite as helpful as I'd previously thought.

It'll be fine. Just relax and remember to breathe. Both are kind of key.

[tamarakay]

Shambalalalala whatever you do DON'T use the flavor packets that come with the clean out juice. Keep that very chilled and use crystal light or some such flavoring per glass. Much much easier that way.

[magicmarty]

Hey Sham, good on you for getting it done, and yeah, J Kisha has it right re the "go to sleep" med. But so has YG re the doc holding your shoulders. Well, maybe if it is a lady doc??? Oh well, smile, it will be over before you know it.

[ygmir]

Hey Sham, good on you for getting it done, and yeah, J Kisha has it right re the "go to sleep" med. But so has YG re the doc holding your shoulders. Well, maybe if it is a lady doc??? Oh well, smile, it will be over before you know it.

that's right, Sham.......Marty has it.

and just remember:'' Lay still and breathe, I'll be done before you even know what I'm doing"

[Sham]

Hey Sham, good on you for getting it done, and yeah, J Kisha has it right re the "go to sleep" med. But so has YG re the doc holding your shoulders. Well, maybe if it is a lady doc??? Oh well, smile, it will be over before you know it.

that's right, Sham.......Marty has it.

and just remember:'' Lay still and breathe, I'll be done before you even know what I'm doing"

I'll know what you're doing yag. I saw it in a movie once!
Yup, I need to get this done, and thanks for the good advice. The Crystal Light is a great idea. I picked up the gallon jug of powdered crap today. That looks like some scary stuff. I just hope my bum-bum is not sore from blowing that shit out of me.

[ygmir]

Hey Sham, good on you for getting it done, and yeah, J Kisha has it right re the "go to sleep" med. But so has YG re the doc holding your shoulders. Well, maybe if it is a lady doc??? Oh well, smile, it will be over before you know it.

that's right, Sham.......Marty has it.

and just remember:'' Lay still and breathe, I'll be done before you even know what I'm doing"

I'll know what you're doing yag. I saw it in a movie once!
Yup, I need to get this done, and thanks for the good advice. The Crystal Light is a great idea. I picked up the gallon jug of powdered crap today. That looks like some scary stuff. I just hope my bum-bum is not sore from blowing that shit out of me.

gallon jug!! wow.......when I've had 'em (2 years over due), it's a pint of some citus flavored stuff.......but, you can't leave the house till the next day.....

[jella]

Silly happy post but happy non the less..
The dreaded internet nanny reared it's ugly head here at work again and I had to go all Find a backdoor to Eplaya on it's arse..Oh sorry about the Pun Shambala.. hehe


Happy Friday everybody ....Take that "Access to this website is blocked" ! mmwwwaaahahhahah


anyone know a backdoor to Pandora ?? hehe

[maryanimal]

Shammy, do the IV. It only stings for a few seconds, and it makes the proceure more pleasant. It'll be done and you'll be out of there before you know it. I'm glad to hear you're having this done.

Hugs and good vibes coming your way!

[Sham]

As I said, the IV will always be an option at any point. If it was mandatory, I would never get in the door. Maybe a happy pill would even take the edge off.

[delle]

Happy pill! Happy pill! I'm voting happy pill.

The mere fact that you posted this in the Happy Thread makes it an obvious choice.


Just make sure you've got a ride home!!!

[Savannah]

Don't forget to ask them if they have Halycon! It's a pill. It feels like a couple glasses of wine but even more serene. Never unconscious, but very unconcerned.

[ygmir]

As I said, the IV will always be an option at any point. If it was mandatory, I would never get in the door. Maybe a happy pill would even take the edge off.

yeah Sham, but with the IV, think of all the quarters you'll have, to spend later.

[Elliot]

Today, I was able to convince my doctor to perform a colonoscopy on me without anesthesia. The thought of an IV was keeping me from having this procedure. It's Feb. 23rd, stay tuned!

Yikes, I've been off this thread for a while.

Sham, I had this done a short while ago, with anesthesia. The modern IV anesthesia is downright pleasant -- absolutely nothing like the horrible stuff they used up to some years ago. I just laid down on the table and was chatting with the staff.... And next thing I knew I was sitting up feeling downright mahvelous and wondering when they were going to start.

Between the amazingly pleasant procedure, and the general health benefit of flushing out the system, I think they could sell tickets to this experience!

Now, I do understand that a lot of people have needle-phobia. But that needle is so tiny, compared with the ones I donate blood with! Well, if you do it without, then you can tell us how it feels. I think it would be cool to be able to trace, by feel, where the plumbing goes inside there. If we can even feel anything in there?

Anyroad, go for it!