Burning Man for AMERICANS!
- Roberto Dobbisano
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Burning Man for AMERICANS!
yeah, i said it...
Burning Man is For Americans.
i say we not let in The English, the Irish (more booze for us) The Russians, the Israelis, The Turks and the Greeks the Germans and especially, the French.
oh, and lets not forget our Asian Friends the Chinese the Japanese and the Koreans.
Screw the South Africans and the Austrailians, too.
fuck em' all, lets take their damn tickets and give em' to REAL AMERICAN BURNERS.
im sick and tired of all of my obtuse burna-culture jokes going right over their heads.
and if i hear Darude "sand storm" one more time i'm gonna go postal on the nearest BMW.
i think this is a practical solution to ALL of our woes, we've just been afraid to state the obvious.
oh shit, i'm from italy.
i guess i better marry an american, stat.
Burning Man is For Americans.
i say we not let in The English, the Irish (more booze for us) The Russians, the Israelis, The Turks and the Greeks the Germans and especially, the French.
oh, and lets not forget our Asian Friends the Chinese the Japanese and the Koreans.
Screw the South Africans and the Austrailians, too.
fuck em' all, lets take their damn tickets and give em' to REAL AMERICAN BURNERS.
im sick and tired of all of my obtuse burna-culture jokes going right over their heads.
and if i hear Darude "sand storm" one more time i'm gonna go postal on the nearest BMW.
i think this is a practical solution to ALL of our woes, we've just been afraid to state the obvious.
oh shit, i'm from italy.
i guess i better marry an american, stat.
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
i guess you saw that post too, didnt you?
i was gonna make a thread like this..... too..
sheesh, great minds think alike
i was gonna make a thread like this..... too..
sheesh, great minds think alike
Don't link to anything here!
- Simon of the Playa
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- junglesmacks
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
I'm drawing the line on the Germans. No way. Who will bring the sparkle party?
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
i believe there is a cuteness loophole that applies to all foreign sparkleponies.
the eye candy quotient, if not filled by americans, will be supplemented with auslanders, these numbers have not yet been released.
the eye candy quotient, if not filled by americans, will be supplemented with auslanders, these numbers have not yet been released.
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
Release them! Release them! The numbers, I meant, the numbers...yea, that's what I meant (don't you wanna see the 100+ foot shark mv? let go of them thar tickets).
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
He also forgot to note that leaving the Russians out would also generate more booze for americans...lucky420 wrote:You left out the Kiwis...
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
so i guess all of south america and north america are in?
hooray we can still have canadians!!
hooray we can still have canadians!!
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
Best check with Roberto first (after he get's hitched to an American).
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!
- Roberto Dobbisano
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
ONLY GERMANS FROM ARGENTINA, BRAZIL AND PARAGUAY...
ok that takes care of THAT side of the family.
ok that takes care of THAT side of the family.
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
la ironía, usted se baña en ella.
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
Aw, I wish was cool, too. 
- Simon of the Playa
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
dougly, donate MORE to the BRAF and you too can be cool....
american dollars only please.
american dollars only please.
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
Did you run that by Noni and Nanu?
I already invited; Sunny, Baby, Chicky, Zizzy, Butchy, LuLu, Cosmo, Gracey, Kitty, Louie, Jimmy, Johnny, Aunt El, Carmine, and Joe.. We're gonna need to open up the house next door. Call for more help!
ETA: I forgot Ursula (that young one from Palermo).
I already invited; Sunny, Baby, Chicky, Zizzy, Butchy, LuLu, Cosmo, Gracey, Kitty, Louie, Jimmy, Johnny, Aunt El, Carmine, and Joe.. We're gonna need to open up the house next door. Call for more help!
ETA: I forgot Ursula (that young one from Palermo).
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
Me and my Native American Brethren Will Trade you A-D streets in exchange for a large box of glowsticks and Casino Rights. We also demand that no White man cross Center camp and Esplanade, as we hold these lands sacred.
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...........................................Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
then it's safe to assume that you'll be selling cheap cigarettes there, because that would be so cool.
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
Hey! We have some blankets for them cold reservation nights 
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
Among other things.Foxfur wrote:Hey! We have some blankets for them cold reservation nights
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
Simon of the Playa wrote:then it's safe to assume that you'll be selling cheap cigarettes there, because that would be so cool.
We are a proud people with a rich and colorfull history, we do no need for the White man's ways to continue living as we have for countless moons. Of course our heritage holds all life sacred and includes paying respect to creator and all of his creations. A pack of premium Ciggerets has the equality of $3 worth of respect. We also hold the Sacred dance known as Dub-Step to be our devine rite and are deeply ofended when whit man use it for thier own use.Foxfur wrote:Hey! We have some blankets for them cold reservation nights
We can live togeter in peace as long as the dust blows and the Generators hum.
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Oh yeah, this year I was totally twerping out at the fence. ~Lonesombri
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
Roberto Dobbisano wrote:ONLY GERMANS FROM ARGENTINA, BRAZIL AND PARAGUAY...
ok that takes care of THAT side of the family.
now, you're sounding like a Mengelemaniac
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- Simon of the Playa
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
oh god i've been waiting to use this.....
WE CLAIM THE SIOUX DATIN' LAND AS OUR OWN!!!
we have tipis too.
WE CLAIM THE SIOUX DATIN' LAND AS OUR OWN!!!
we have tipis too.
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- Roberto Dobbisano
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
im not not licking twins.
"10 principles? you cant HANDLE the 10 principles..."
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
Ha, post the link Pls!lemur wrote:i guess you saw that post too, didnt you?
i was gonna make a thread like this..... too..
sheesh, great minds think alike
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
Yggy, droll, very droll.ygmir wrote:Roberto Dobbisano wrote:ONLY GERMANS FROM ARGENTINA, BRAZIL AND PARAGUAY...
ok that takes care of THAT side of the family.
now, you're sounding like a Mengelemaniac
Wonder how many people will get the ref!
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
depends on if they became blue eyed twins, I'd imagine.melaniejane wrote:Yggy, droll, very droll.ygmir wrote:Roberto Dobbisano wrote:ONLY GERMANS FROM ARGENTINA, BRAZIL AND PARAGUAY...
ok that takes care of THAT side of the family.
now, you're sounding like a Mengelemaniac
Wonder how many people will get the ref!
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!
- theCryptofishist
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
Roberto Dobbisano wrote:ONLY GERMANS FROM ARGENTINA, BRAZIL AND PARAGUAY...
ok that takes care of THAT side of the family.
ygmir wrote:now, you're sounding like a Mengelemaniac
melaniejane wrote: Yggy, droll, very droll.
Wonder how many people will get the ref!
Age may also be a factor...ygmir wrote:depends on if they became blue eyed twins, I'd imagine.
As may be the exposure to movies of the 70s.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
- theCryptofishist
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Re: Burning Man for AMERICANS!
Are they going to fill in for Costco Soulmate Trading company?Simon of the Playa wrote:oh god i've been waiting to use this.....
WE CLAIM THE SIOUX DATIN' LAND AS OUR OWN!!!
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
