Burning Man for AMERICANS!

[forty_eight]

RADICAL JINGOISM ... I can get behind that, lol. Although I'd always figured "Burner Exceptionalism" crossed national boundaries ... but FUCK IT. rofl

[VultureChow]

oh god i've been waiting to use this.....


WE CLAIM THE SIOUX DATIN' LAND AS OUR OWN!!!


we have tipis too.

Now I know where Barbie Death Camp will be this year.

[Elorrum]

you never did do the Sioux City Sue.

[piehole]

I don't want to burn on this Playa anymore.

[Simon of the Playa]

excellent.

i get paid two piss warm PBR's for every hippy i scare away.

[knowmad]

excellent.

i get paid two piss warm PBR's for every hippy i scare away.

"Somebody get that robot more beer!"

[piehole]

I'll take those two piss warm PBRs from you because this hippy is still enroute

[ZaphodBurner]

yeah, i said it...

Burning Man is For Americans.

i say we not let in The English, the Irish (more booze for us) The Russians, the Israelis, The Turks and the Greeks the Germans and especially, the French. oh, and lets not forget our Asian Friends the Chinese the Japanese and the Koreans.

The miscellaneous ancient tribes of the Lohantan region would like to caution you against allowing white people.

"We sing of freedom and ooh equality.
But we really don’t care we just want into Black Rock City.
We want to arrive in a big black limosine.
Get so high off ganja we cant even see.
and then we kill the white people. Ooh we gunna make them hurt.
Kill the white people. Yea. Ooh but buy a ticket first "

[ygmir]

yeah, i said it...

Burning Man is For Americans.

i say we not let in The English, the Irish (more booze for us) The Russians, the Israelis, The Turks and the Greeks the Germans and especially, the French. oh, and lets not forget our Asian Friends the Chinese the Japanese and the Koreans.

The miscellaneous ancient tribes of the Lohantan region would like to caution you against allowing white people.

"We sing of freedom and ooh equality.
But we really don’t care we just want into Black Rock City.
We want to arrive in a big black limosine.
Get so high off ganja we cant even see.
and then we kill the white people. Ooh we gunna make them hurt.
Kill the white people. Yea. Ooh but buy a ticket first "

you may want to ask (via Ouija board) the "Kennewick Man" or "Spirit Cave" man...........

[knowmad]

yeah, i said it...

Burning Man is For Americans.

i say we not let in The English, the Irish (more booze for us) The Russians, the Israelis, The Turks and the Greeks the Germans and especially, the French. oh, and lets not forget our Asian Friends the Chinese the Japanese and the Koreans.

The miscellaneous ancient tribes of the Lohantan region would like to caution you against allowing white people.

"We sing of freedom and ooh equality.
But we really don’t care we just want into Black Rock City.
We want to arrive in a big black limosine.
Get so high off ganja we cant even see.
and then we kill the white people. Ooh we gunna make them hurt.
Kill the white people. Yea. Ooh but buy a ticket first "

you may want to ask (via Ouija board) the "Kennewick Man" or "Spirit Cave" man...........

Or this guy

[forty_eight]

I wonder if the San Diego contingent has any tips on building a tunnel. They appear down there from time to time.

I don't need a Sherpa for 2012 ... I need a Coyote!

[stinkyfoot]

You left out the Kiwis...

He also forgot to note that leaving the Russians out would also generate more booze for americans...

Yea, some eastern block guy totally came and drank all our Jameson last year. And then all we had to drink for the rest of the week was vodka, rum, wine, beer and tequila.

[Saguache]

hooray we can still have canadians!!

Fuck no, blame Canada!

[lemur]

if we dont let canadians come the lamplighters cannot kick the asses of camp kanuckistan this year in the annual hockey death match!!!

[Simon of the Playa]

what about french canadiennes?


those quebequois girls are tres chaud.


ok, north americans, hot chicks, and me.

fair dinkum.

[Killbuck]

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