Where are the swingers camps

bubbavic · Post by **bubbavic** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:21 pm

Shevs wrote:
Simon of the Playa wrote:i do believe that was my original point...
Oops sorry, i missed the message because it was so subtle (nah, i just have these very dense moments, or actually, its just a permanent state...)

My f*cking eyes can't see a damned thing you guys are saying. Lemme get my damned magnifying glass.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:30 pm

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID"

chiefdanfox · Post by **chiefdanfox** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:31 pm

graidawg · Post by **graidawg** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 2:58 pm

in my pants! you are not invited!!!!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 3:01 pm

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:06 pm

illy dilly wrote:Right, isn't a single male swinger, just a single guy trying to get laid?

DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING

We have a winner!

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:07 pm

is this the line for absinthe?

EspressoDude · Post by **EspressoDude** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:39 pm

knowmad wrote:is this the line for absinthe?

no, abstinence

SprinkmanPat · Post by **SprinkmanPat** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:41 pm

WOW...did this string Blow Up...I thought I would jus throw the question out there and perhaps someone would hear me and let me know who, what & where...I thank the few who actually answered...and to the rest like Shitwad Simon the asshole for example that took this question and tweaked it into a pile of crap a heart felt F_CK- Y_U- AS_HOLES

mgb327 · Post by **mgb327** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 5:47 pm

Well done Simon, I needed this laugh tonight. BwaaHaaHaa......

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:38 pm

I don't know. We don't have to share Pat's sexuality to give it some respect. Parts of this thread...

felt...

so...

juvenile.

I'm just that teeny bit embarrassed...

Of course, I have an emotional connection to the San Francisco sex positive scene

Bah!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 6:52 pm

Im usually into bitchy, but pat's attitude is just making me go soft.

Boy, talk about killing your own thread.

Love the name-calling, obviously i touched a raw nerve with someone in a bit of denial about ones own sexual orientation.

Hmmmmm?

Go ahead, make my day....respond.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:01 pm

Okay. Here's my response.

If Pat is a repressed homosexual, you only get points for pointing that out if he's also a virulently homophobic preacher or politician.

SageV · Post by **SageV** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:06 pm

gibson_ wrote:Guys, I heard it was easy to get laid at Burning Man. WTF.

This is bullshit.

It is, but it's not a service included in the price of your ticket.

SageV · Post by **SageV** » Wed Feb 15, 2012 7:10 pm

SprinkmanPat wrote:This year (2012) will be my second burn and I am starting my search for a Swingers Life Style Camp to hang out with. I was unsuccessful last year in locating a camp that would let a single male, 50, 6', 235lbs, clean cut in. I have been in the "life style" for a ton of years...Please could someone get me pointed in the right direction...

Again, not a service included in the price of your ticket. People bring their own camps to the playa, they set the rules for the radical inclusion. Maybe make friends with some people so they know you're okay? That would be a good start. People generally include you for who you are, not what you want, and I've never known a swinger who cared about an anonymous person's resume, unless he or she is a size queen and you're hung like a bull moose.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:28 am

SprinkmanPat wrote:WOW...did this string Blow Up...I thought I would jus throw the question out there and perhaps someone would hear me and let me know who, what & where...I thank the few who actually answered...and to the rest like Shitwad Simon the asshole for example that took this question and tweaked it into a pile of crap a heart felt F_CK- Y_U- AS_HOLES

Had you done a search of previous years, you'd have found similarly named threads on the same topic, and yeah, every year it is the same. Swingers don't advertise, and those looking for sex camps routinely get the business.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:38 am

Im guessing hes a national guardsman whos into the whole multiple male jodie foster pinball thing...

There are alot of them out there.

I smell an N C O.

The armed forces are full of "swingers"...

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:40 am

Dont hate me because i can see you thru your screen.

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 4:43 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:Dont hate me because i can see you thru your screen.

Archangel, is that you?

junglesmacks · Post by **junglesmacks** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:01 am

I say he makes his own swingers camp. Get some white Ford Econoline vans without windows.. and call it..

"The Van Down By The River Camp"

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 5:34 am

Im thinking maybe some top gun 3 on 1 WITH a brother and sister tag team ending in a quadruple suicide.

Oh wait, they already did that recently in San Diego.

Man those navy guys and gals sure are kinky....

Post by **AntiM** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 6:01 am

Salty and Randy. They were my shipmates.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 8:22 am

wanna see my 16" guns?

SprinkmanPat · Post by **SprinkmanPat** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:04 am

Simon the pile of steaming dog shit...and Roberto (bet you are into Ricky Martin huh??)...Thanks for the schooling...if you ask a simple question you get nothing but shitwads heckling you...chalk this one upto experience and being up front...fuc_ the both of you and hope you didn't get tic's...alas there would be justice aleast for you 2 assholes....lol

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:07 am

Pat, may i suggest the glory holes in the fence behind bruno's.

if you couldnt get laid last year, this may be your only hope for some action.

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:08 am

ricky martin huh.

wasnt he of questionable sexual identity too?

interesting...

i love how you telegraph your deepest insecurities.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:09 am

IT's BUKKAKE TIME!

go ahead, pass him around...

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:10 am

yes, lets swap.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:16 am

Simon of the Playa wrote:IT's BUKKAKE TIME!

go ahead, pass him around...

new song idea!!!

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Feb 16, 2012 9:19 am

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