Alright then... This is the Lydia thread, so lets get back to Lydia:
Sensei wrote:Speaking of which, want to guess who I saw tonight at the SpaceBall here in Seattle? LYDIA! LIVE AND IN PERSON! And guess who else? REBA! LIVE AND IN PERSON. You S.F. types can go to your little Fire Festival or whatever the hell they're calling it, but WE GOT LYDIA AND REBA! Oh man, we trumped you guys so bad tonight...
So, you're dying to know what they're like, LIVE AND IN PERSON, aren't you? EVERYTHING YOU HAD EVER HOPED AND DREAMED, I SHIT YOU NOT! Ok, both these ladies are married, so I have to keep some control here, but WOWEEEEEE! HOT, HOT, HOT! Did I mention charming? Did I mention funny? Did I mention the silky moves on the dance floor? Did I mention seriously HOT, HOT, HOT?
I hate to keep rubbing all your noses in it, but you know what else I saw last night?
Now mind you, this party was held in the Pacific Science Center (on the Seattle Center grounds, in the shadow of the Space Needle). It's sort of a kiddie science museum, but they do have some cool shit, including a live butterfly area that we had access to.
I want everyone who reads this to take a moment, clear your mind, and imagine Lydia, walking slowly through the tall greenery, with butterflies all around, flying gently to and fro, to and fro, all 'round Lydia.
Everyone feel better now? I know I do.