Burning Man 2013

[Simon of the Playa]

By Invitation Only.

[C187]

So you've been invited to Burning Man 2013, and want to know what to do next.
First you'll need to wait for the invitation email to the ticket sales page. Once you get the email you will need to place your decoder ring (which you should of received at the greeters station in 2012) over your iPhone screen to view the URL. Do not write down the URL, someone unworthy of coming might see it, instead memorize it, and type it into your web browser on your iPhone. Next you'll be asked a challenge question, you'll have ten seconds to answer it. Once the question has been answered your iPhone will send your geographical data and match it to your address from 2012. After all we want to make sure it's you! You may buy your ticket like normal at this point. Please watch your mail for a small package containing a DNA collection kit, it should arrive about a month after you bought your ticket.

[ygmir]

your invitation will come directly to your trans-cranial implant. you'll know when to go, you'll know what to say, and, the mysterious tattooed numbers, will all makes sense, as you are known, and welcomed home..........

[Simon of the Playa]

ixnay on the attootays...eway ontday antway ounterfeiters otay artstay nkingiay irginvays and alemay arkleponyskays.

[H.G.Crosby]

The Sparkly Velvet Rope.






the LA people will like this, they're used to that shit....

[Lassen Forge]

Cute rope... can you pull T-34 tank with it? Troop Carrier? How about to haul pickup out of ravine???

Um Hmmm, thought so...

[Simon of the Playa]

your invitation will come directly to your trans-cranial implant. you'll know when to go, you'll know what to say, and, the mysterious tattooed numbers, will all makes sense, as you are known, and welcomed home..........

its so cool that we can talk about highly classified top secret intelligence programs out in the open and everyone thinks it's just another "Burning Man" Joke...


man this job is easy.

[H.G.Crosby]

who uses T-34 tanks anymore?

the Bulgarians?

you'd be safer in a new mercedes sport utility with a .50 cal attached to the sunroof.

[ygmir]

the new trash fence/hippy snare

[ygmir]

your invitation will come directly to your trans-cranial implant. you'll know when to go, you'll know what to say, and, the mysterious tattooed numbers, will all makes sense, as you are known, and welcomed home..........

its so cool that we can talk about highly classified top secret intelligence programs out in the open and everyone thinks it's just another "Burning Man" Joke...


man this job is easy.

hide in plain sight..........say it enough, and no one pays attention........you know the basics.

[Simon of the Playa]

YES, IT'S ALL TRUE ALL OF IT....BWA-HA-HA HA...




thats the first thing they taught us at ft. benning.

[wraith]

who uses T-34 tanks anymore?

the Bulgarians?

you'd be safer in a new mercedes sport utility with a .50 cal attached to the sunroof.

Yeah, but you could get 3 T-34's for what the Merc costs.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

WRONG!

http://www.urban-armory.com/cart/prodde ... p?prod=t34


(ps....wait a few seconds to hear the main guns report)

[wraith]

Huh. Tankride.com used to have 'em for around 34k, but I see they appear to be out of business now.

[forty_eight]

Does a lot of naked yoga increase my odds of getting an invite as a "virgin"?

And can someone recommend some lube? The "probe" has been causing some "mild" irritation.

[Simon of the Playa]

Well, you know, tickets used to be $35 bucks too...

[unjonharley]

By Invitation Only.

The check and DNA is in the mail.

[Simon of the Playa]

Naked Yoga is NOT an asset unless you are exceptionally gorgeous.

We'll need pictures for documentation purposes.


You may post them here.

[ygmir]

YES, IT'S ALL TRUE ALL OF IT....BWA-HA-HA HA...




thats the first thing they taught us at ft. benning.

Was that ft. Jack Benning? Was it there in Rochester?..........

[Simon of the Playa]

I like this system, Margaret Sanger would be Proud.

[Simon of the Playa]

YES, IT'S ALL TRUE ALL OF IT....BWA-HA-HA HA...




thats the first thing they taught us at ft. benning.

Was that ft. Jack Benning? Was it there in Rochester?..........

Hey what can i say, when the going gets weird, the weird get hired..

[Leo]

2012 was better.

[BBadger]

Not only invitation only, but you need to know the secret handjob!