Gandhi Vs. Lemonade

[lemur]

Lemonade is pretty good... 'for what ails ya' as they say..

Gandhi wasnt so bad himself...


who would win in a fight?!

[Savannah]

Great. Now I want both.

[Eric]

Do you drink Gandhi or eat him?


(and away we go....)

[International Incident]

he lacked a little salt for my tastes

[graidawg]

are we talking amercan flat fizzless lemonade or good english fizzy lemonade?

[International Incident]

flat lemonade is less violent

edited because I decided to

[graidawg]

but fizzy lemonade has more fizz

[ygmir]

what's skinny, brown, red, and goes in circles really fast?

[Major Krash]

Ghandi in a blender?

[ygmir]

yer quick.

Lemonade?

[oneeyeddick]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him.....
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A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

[thisisthatwhichis]

Hehehe... ^^^^^ you're in rare form today.......

[ragabashpup]

*stands up and claps for OEDs joke* Bravo sir! Good form!

[ygmir]

seconded!! OED is brilliant, and warped......the perfect combo.

[wh..sh]

Gandhi tested his patience by sitting by glass of lemonade and not drinking it.
Gandhi vs. lemonade is the epitome of self-suffering.

[ygmir]

one can only imagine the self control it took.......heck it'd be like Jeebus, alone, lonely, staring at Mary Magdelene....uh, oh, that's right......never mind.......

[jella]

Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him.....
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A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

I must applaud ! I can't wait to tell my dear old dad this one OED

[Bin Noddin]

Leomonade. Except for you Limeys - you don't know what the good stuff is.
In my waiter days an English customer asked me for lemonade. Told her we didn't have it. She said that was impossible, everyone had it.
Wanting to please, I went into the kitchen, found a lemon and proudly presented her with a tall glass of fresh lemonade.
This is NOT lemonade she said.
She was talking about 7-up or some shit like that. Really? You Marmite eaters baffle me.
Ghandi would be too tough and stringy, unless braised for a very long time.
Lemonade, please.

[International Incident]

Really? You Marmite eaters baffle me.

Thanks BN
Adding that to my sig line when I get to a computer.

[graidawg]

in england if a drink has "ade" on the end of it it means its fizzy, not that its flavored water with a galon of sugar added. hence cherryade, limeade and lemonade. your lemonade would be squash. This I know will only serve to confuse you americans more meaning my week has got off to a good start.

[ygmir]

in england if a drink has "ade" on the end of it it means its fizzy, not that its flavored water with a galon of sugar added. hence cherryade, limeade and lemonade. your lemonade would be squash. This I know will only serve to confuse you americans more meaning my week has got off to a good start.

GD:
I think you should start an answer thread:
"all things British, I'm your answer man"

imagine how enlightened we could all be, by the time you get here? And, imagine the adoring crowds, waiting to thank you for your knowledge.
Set up next to kneepad camp.

[Bin Noddin]

Thank you for your contribution to international understanding, Grai!

[theCryptofishist]

My mother makes killer lemonade. Meyer lemons to start, and water, and ice and just enough sugar to leave some sour.

I'm not even going to pretend that England can beat that. I bet there aren't a thousand fresh lemons on the island of Great Britain.

[International Incident]

Set up next to kneepad camp.

Oh Yggy!
Don't encourage him

[ygmir]

Set up next to kneepad camp.

Oh Yggy!
Don't encourage him

Can you imagine, the spectacle?

GD, on a soap box, answering rapid fire questions on all thing British?
sporting his top hat, and leopard print leotard? Pointy, curled tips on his shoes.

the adoration, of the crowd? the "ooohhhh....and aaaahhhhsss"............
and, it would be next to the rapture it'self, were he to be given a megaphone...........

[lemur]

Set up next to kneepad camp.

Oh Yggy!
Don't encourage him

Can you imagine, the spectacle?

GD, on a soap box, answering rapid fire questions on all thing British?
sporting his top hat, and leopard print leotard? Pointy, curled tips on his shoes.

the adoration, of the crowd? the "ooohhhh....and aaaahhhhsss"............
and, it would be next to the rapture it'self, were he to be given a megaphone...........

yes they can wear a tophat and a fannypack and then tell us what those words really mean!

[Ugly Dougly]

A ballerina with a chainsaw always wins!

[theCryptofishist]

Set up next to kneepad camp.

Oh Yggy!
Don't encourage him

Can you imagine, the spectacle?

GD, on a soap box, answering rapid fire questions on all thing British?
sporting his top hat, and leopard print leotard? Pointy, curled tips on his shoes.

the adoration, of the crowd? the "ooohhhh....and aaaahhhhsss"............
and, it would be next to the rapture it'self, were he to be given a megaphone...........

yes they can wear a tophat and a fannypack and then tell us what those words really mean!

I rather think they are going to have to wear bumbags.