The person below me

[knowmad]

well, I've worn a prom dress once, years ago, when I was trophygirl presenter at a volleyball awards ceremony. Does that count?

TPBM, knows who Fish's pointing at, when she says there's too much sex on this board.

Honestly I seldom know who fishy is talking about, but in this instance I guessing all of us!!!!

TPBM has seen the person above me Drunk as a Lord, and just the thought of it makes them smile!

ETA: Top o the page twice in a row!!!

[theCryptofishist]

Dang, I wish.
TPBM went to the prom in drag.

[Sail Man]

Nope! I haven't even gone to the burn in drag. Yet.



TPBM scored not once but twice or more at their prom, knocking in numerous home runs.

[Trishntek]

Yeah, with hotel rooms and the whole bit,,,, whatcanisay?

TPBM went, but cannot remember prom

[SquirrelHead]

I remember most of the prom. The good parts at least.

tpbm should have gone to the prom with a different person.

[OregonRed]

I stayed at home and took care of JekJek (my daughter) on my prom night. While I don't have the memories of dancing in my school lunchroom in an uncomfortable dress and shoes, with a guy whose only true intent is to get his dick wet, I have no regrets about how I spent prom night 1993. I think the relationship I was developing that night has been far more rewarding than any school dance.

TPBM is blissfully unaware.

[The CO]

Of what?

TPBM missed the joke.

[theCryptofishist]

I miss them all.
TPBM was raised to be witty like Oscar Wilde.

[maryanimal]

I wish..

tpbm has an unfulfilled dream they want to come true this year.

[Trishntek]

I was elevated to be salty like Oscar Meyer!

TPBM wonders, "if only I had,,,,?" about a recent decision.

[OregonRed]

I try not to do that. Can't change the past, so I will forge ahead in the aftermath of my choices. Most of the time anyway...

TPBM is making decisions about something important.

[maryanimal]

*looks at OR in sheer amazement* Yessssssssssssssssss!! I am!! Now that's eerie!!

tpbm has a crush on someone!!

[OregonRed]

I constantly have a crush on someone. I am forever surrounded by people who are too wonderful for my own good.

TPBM would like for someone to have a crush on them.

[International Incident]

Tragically the answer is no. (Is tragically the right word? Hmm, not sure)

TPBM thinks I am telling a porkie pie

[theCryptofishist]

Is that a pie? or is it a hat?
The person below me would drink Misa's bathwater.
(and the person below her/him wishes I would get my brain fixed so she/he doesn't have to read these things that pop into my head.)

[Eric]

Love Misa, but I wouldn't drink anyone's bathwater.


tpbm can juggle

[theCryptofishist]

I've done it once or twice with coaching...
TPBM still wonders about that negligee that showed up in his laundry last month.

[Trishntek]

Naw,,,, I just put it in my lost and found bin

TPBM believes tpat would indeed drink Misa's bathwater

[jella]

wouldn't it be more fun to be in the bathwater

TPBM prefers showers over baths

[theCryptofishist]

I fear I couldn't get out of the bathtub without some sort of machine.

TPBM thinks that the total unrealism of the bathtub scene in the Time Traveler's Wife is despicable, after all Niffinger (or whatever her name is) consulted with paper artists and archivists...

[Trishntek]

Meh,,, fun in the water is over rated anyway
yeah it would be better to in the bathwater with Misa,,,, but
TPBM prefers writhing in Crisco

[SquirrelHead]

I prefer bacon grease myself.

tpbm thinks a nightcap is in order.

[jella]

well there was only a glass left in the bottle, hardy worth corking it again..cheers

TPBM learned something new today

[OregonRed]

Not yet, but I've only been up for about an hour.


TPBM needs to change their morning routine.

[theCryptofishist]

Hey, I went to a different cafe for my latte. (Although I admit the pretzels were a mistake...)
TPBM is about to create a sock account for "karma" posts.

[Sail Man]

karma, schwarma

TPBM remembers my first user name on eplaya

[theCryptofishist]

Not actually, although the idea of your having an earlier log in seems a little familiar.

TPBM thinks pretzels are of the devil. However, his/her mind has not been made up on the issue of whether the shape comes from praying monks is ironic or fitting.

[ygmir]

I thought it was "yoga monks".........but, that venerable old eplayan "Intubator" told me that, long ago........

TPBM likes BBQ potato chips better than Doritos.

[theCryptofishist]

Oh, yuck. Now that I hear it, I do remember Intubator...
TPBM things the glory days of eplaya trolls is over.

[lemur]

the glory days of 'trolling' are over, period. people have a new definition of trolling these days: anything i dont like!

*sigh* i remember the good old days of trolling.. back when people could see the positive side of it and didnt only think of trolling and "flaming" as synonymous ....oh! the 80s and 90s.. how we miss you..


the person below me has more than thinks THE RIGHT STUFF (1983) would have been better if it were made in 1973