Spit out or Swallow?

poplopo · Post by **poplopo** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 11:57 am

This thread is making me hungry.

Trishntek · Post by **Trishntek** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:07 pm

Geoduck clams are such a phallic member of the mollusk community, you would think they would be a great testosteronizer.

Oddly, the oyster is more labial in nature and credited with enhancing male performance.

So one would surmise that possibly geoduck clams would be the food of choice for females to pursue in the interest of stimulating consequence.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 1:49 pm

Trishntek wrote:Geoduck clams are such a phallic member of the mollusk community, you would think they would be a great testosteronizer.

Oddly, the oyster is more labial in nature and credited with enhancing male performance.

So one would surmise that possibly geoduck clams would be the food of choice for females to pursue in the interest of stimulating consequence.

Spock? Spock, is that you?

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theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:51 pm

Why does ygmir keep posting that "His brain is gone" clip? Could he be trying to tell us something?

Did Timmy fall down the well, again?

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 9:58 pm

y'know, how sometimes, something just tickles ya so much, you gotta post it, and maybe even post it more than once?

If I've sinned, let the penance be mine, and mine alone........

Box Burner · Post by **Box Burner** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:12 pm

Stone him, stone him with foam rubber rocks!

Heh heh heh, that'll take a while.

maryanimal · Post by **maryanimal** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:17 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:Suck on it.

what the hell are those. Are those the remnants of sex changes??

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:29 pm

maryanimal wrote:
Ugly Dougly wrote:Suck on it.

what the hell are those. Are those the remnants of sex changes??

Geo-spyder might duck, run, and clam up, if you asked him that question.
and, you live in Washington............

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Thu Feb 23, 2012 10:42 pm

That there is a Geoduck! (Also native to WA)
You feed them corn meal for a day (add it to their water)then club the ever living shit out of it (quite literaly, they eat sand fleas big as dimes) and then grind/mince Season with lemmon pepper, add to a beer batter and make fritters out of them.
UMMMMM Good!

anny bigger than that and they taste kinda wonky.

Bob · Post by **Bob** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 8:04 am

Bin Noddin · Post by **Bin Noddin** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:17 pm

The sexiest movie scene EVER!
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ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 3:24 pm

why do I feel slightly soiled?

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:02 pm

ygmir wrote:why do I feel slightly soiled?

Depends.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Feb 24, 2012 10:04 pm

10 points knowmad...

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 10:46 pm

Oh and what better to wash down some oysters than...

Mice Wine!

Baby mice wine is a traditional Chinese and Korean "health tonic," which apparently tastes like raw gasoline. Little mice, eyes still closed, are plucked from the embrace of their loving mothers and stuffed (while still alive) into a bottle of rice wine. They are left to ferment while their parents wring their tiny mouse paws in despair, tears drooping sadly from the tips of their whiskers.

Wait, it gets worse ...
Do you wince at the thought of swallowing a tequila worm? Imagine how you'd feel during a session on this bastard. Whoops, I swallowed a dead mouse! Whoops, there goes another one! Whoops, I just puked my entire body out of my nose!

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jella · Post by **jella** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 12:35 am

ummmm ewwwwwww

hahahahhaahhaha

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:46 am

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:28 pm

just call me Antoninus.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:31 pm

Bin Noddin wrote:The sexiest movie scene EVER!

That was HOT.

Funny. The Japanese word for oyster is kaki. Looks more like pusi.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Mon Apr 09, 2012 8:35 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:
Bin Noddin wrote:The sexiest movie scene EVER!
That was HOT.

Funny. The Japanese word for oyster is kaki. Looks more like pusi.

Germans Say Mushi; means pussy.
Wierd hu?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:02 am

Now mushi is insect in Japanese.
It does go around in circles don't it?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 9:58 am

And Mushu...well, I better not go there. I wonder if we're wandering into "making fun of the amusing little yellow peoples" territory...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 1:22 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:And Mushu...well, I better not go there. I wonder if we're wandering into "making fun of the amusing little yellow peoples" territory...

perhaps......but you know the crap you'd get, if you changed "yellow" for "any other minority, or sexuality, or gender" in your question above.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Tue Apr 10, 2012 3:08 pm

How is that?

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Fri Apr 13, 2012 1:15 pm

Human placentophagy:
Although the placenta is revered in many cultures, very few customarily eat the placenta after the newborn's birth. Those who advocate placentophagy in humans believe that eating the placenta prevents postpartum depression and other pregnancy complications. Obstetrician and spokesperson for the Royal College of Obstetricians and Gynaecologists Maggie Blott disputes the post-natal depression theory, stating there is no medical reason to eat the placenta; "Animals eat their placenta to get nutrition - but when people are already well-nourished, there is no benefit, there is no reason to do it."
via wikipedia.

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