The best rumors you have heard about Burning Man this year.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:57 am

Nice!

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 6:35 pm

Mitt Romney is going to make "plural marriage" legal once he's president.

*looks around*

Whoops, sorry. I thought this was the best political rumors you've heard this year. Never mind...

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 7:30 pm

You don't even need rumours.

Santa is going with the "world needs ditch diggers" economic model.

Meanwhile Mitt is going with the "mardi gras parade float" economic theory, where some sit on a sparkly barge high up while the crowd clamours for worthless trinkets.

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:16 pm

Ditch diggers? Are you insensitive or what? They prefer to be called "ditch digroes".

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 8:31 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:Ditch diggers? Are you insensitive or what? They prefer to be called "ditch digroes".

spit my gin and tonic all over my keyboard.......thanks a lot Doc!!

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Fri Mar 02, 2012 9:01 pm

I'm here for comic relief. See you tomorrow my friend.

Post by **Sham** » Sat Mar 03, 2012 1:26 am

Affirmative ditch Americans.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:08 am

oh, i see Camp MaryKKK and the AL Jolson Memorial Cake Walk is ON this year...

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:10 am

this totally explains why the lamplighters are all pasty white and wear sheets for clothing...

Roberto Dobbisano · Post by **Roberto Dobbisano** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 8:13 am

shhhh, ink spot is talking to the heebs right now about blowing the crap out of iran this summer...

thats not a rumor, either.

Stephendragonfly · Post by **Stephendragonfly** » Sun Mar 04, 2012 11:04 am

Seems Sir Richard Branson has heard about the whole ticketing fiasco and is disgusted. He seems to think he could do better than Bmorg with both eyes closed and both hands tied behind his back (just like half the people on these boards). Upshot is that he wants to buy Burning Man LLC and make everyone a Virgin Burner.

The CO · Post by **The CO** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:33 pm

"I hear that Burning Man is short on Firespinners and DJs..... "

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:38 pm

And sparkleponies...

Post by **Savannah** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:14 pm

The CO wrote:"I hear that Burning Man is short on Firespinners and DJs..... "

theCryptofishist wrote:And sparkleponies...

When the sparklepony population hits a critical low, I hear that seasoned burners have been observed to spontaneously develop a taste for loose glitter, feathers, and whining, in order to preserve the natural balance.

I heard it on the Burning Blog . . . in the comments area.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:16 pm

Was that Maid Marian or Will Rodgers?

Post by **Savannah** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:19 pm

Maid Marian, although there were a number of curious misspellings and syntax errors, and the IP address suggested she was posting from a Muscovite internet café.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:25 pm

Yeah, I do think "sprklpwny" is not the preferred spelling.

Post by **Savannah** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:30 pm

I heard that Doc Pyro is converting his RV into a beast with TWO backs.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:31 pm

Savannah wrote:I heard that Doc Pyro is converting his RV into a beast with TWO backs.

I assume one will be broke.............

Post by **Eric** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 7:52 pm

ygmir wrote:
Savannah wrote:I heard that Doc Pyro is converting his RV into a beast with TWO backs.
I assume one will be broke.............

That will be my RV...

Dr. Pyro · Post by **Dr. Pyro** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 8:22 pm

ygmir wrote:
Savannah wrote:I heard that Doc Pyro is converting his RV into a beast with TWO backs.
I assume one will be broke.............

Why I oughtta...

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:11 pm

Dr. Pyro wrote:
ygmir wrote:
Savannah wrote:I heard that Doc Pyro is converting his RV into a beast with TWO backs.
I assume one will be broke.............
Why I oughtta...

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theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:16 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Yeah, I do think "sprklpwny" is not the preferred spelling.

Whoops. "prklpwnie"
Sorry I couldn't draw the little flower over the i. The internet sucks.

Post by **Savannah** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:38 pm

*. ^.* Sp4r/<13pWny*. ^.*

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:43 pm

Savannah, have I told you how much I love you, lately?

Post by **Savannah** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:44 pm

theCryptofishist wrote:Savannah, have I told you how much I love you, lately?

No, so I'm really enjoying it.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:46 pm

Then, once again, I love you, Savannah. You know how to type all 21st century... It makes me laugh.

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 2:30 pm

you never see them in the same room together, now do you...

lothos 1162 · Post by **lothos 1162** » Thu Mar 15, 2012 3:57 pm

That I will violate the man...again (seems to be an annual thing). But then who says it's a rumor. Lothos

H.G.Crosby · Post by **H.G.Crosby** » Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:33 am

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