Shirtcocking embraced this year

Fertility 2.0 - Black Rock City is a kind of Petri dish. Theme camps cling in fertile clusters to its latticework of streets, artworks tumble out of it, like pollen on the air. These nodes of interaction mutate, grow and reproduce their kind. Burning Man communities have now escaped this capsule world: our culture in a Petri dish has effloresced - it spreads across five continents. This year's art theme contemplates the tendency of any being or living system to create abundant life.
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Shirtcocking embraced this year

Post by Vax » Tue Jan 31, 2012 5:19 pm

It's official.
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Post by lemur » Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:00 pm

ive done it.





you got a problem with that?
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Post by theCryptofishist » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:21 am

It's pretty darned amusing that this thread got spammed...
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Post by Ugly Dougly » Wed Feb 01, 2012 11:24 am

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Post by Marscrumbs » Wed Feb 22, 2012 4:26 pm

This will save the virgins lots of packing and money on costumes. Then we can gift them underpants.
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Post by SquirrelHead » Wed Feb 22, 2012 5:08 pm

I burn way to easy to be participating in shirtcocking. Of course if I had a personal sunblock assistant maybe I could think about it.
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Post by C187 » Sun Feb 26, 2012 8:41 am

Marscrumbs wrote:This will save the virgins lots of packing and money on costumes. Then we can gift them underpants.
I don't know... I hear Depends are expensive. Obviously any guy who can't remember to put on pants, but can remember to put on a shirt has a bladder control issue.
SquirrelHead wrote:I burn way to easy to be participating in shirtcocking. Of course if I had a personal sunblock assistant maybe I could think about it.
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Post by Galaxo Magic » Mon Feb 27, 2012 2:44 am

lemur wrote:ive done it.





you got a problem with that?
No, no problem with it. Hey, I grew up with nudists, seen it all, doesn't bother me one bit, though I have never done it.

I think I have Skirtcocked though. Wearing a skirt that sometimes doesn't conceal the equipment. Not a flashing thing. A comfort thing. Wearing a skirt is so much more comfortable that shorts.
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Post by DrBlitz » Mon Mar 05, 2012 11:30 am

lemur wrote: you got a problem with that?
Depends. Do you have a nice cock? Or a nice shirt? Or both?
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Post by EspressoDude » Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:36 pm

I so mis-read this as Short...
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Post by oneeyeddick » Mon Mar 05, 2012 12:50 pm

I only go shirtcocking when I am water skiing.
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Post by junglesmacks » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:07 pm

oneeyeddick wrote:I only go shirtcocking when I am water skiing.
We did this once wakeskating a few summers ago. The looks on the boats driving by shrieking in horror with mothers clutching their children = priceless. Falling = not so much.
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Post by moonrise » Mon Mar 05, 2012 1:07 pm

Skirt cocking. Some do, some don't, it's hard to tell and who cares? As long as they do that thing the gals do "a quick sweep with the hand to the back of the skirt before you sit down".

Shirt cockers, "please, don't forget to bring your towel" :mrgreen:
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Post by MyDearFriend » Thu Mar 15, 2012 6:24 am

SquirrelHead wrote:I burn way to easy to be participating in shirtcocking. Of course if I had a personal sunblock assistant maybe I could think about it.
*raises can of spray-on SPF 100*

Thanks for this thread, OP, it has reminded me that I have never personally embraced a shirtcocker. :?

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Post by Trishntek » Thu Mar 15, 2012 8:34 pm

MyDearFriend wrote:
SquirrelHead wrote:I burn way to easy to be participating in shirtcocking. Of course if I had a personal sunblock assistant maybe I could think about it.
*raises can of spray-on SPF 100*

Thanks for this thread, OP, it has reminded me that I have never personally embraced a shirtcocker. :?

*adds this to her to-do list*
You mean,,, just cuz' I didn't have a shirt on, I don't count? :cry:
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Post by CitizenRandom » Fri Mar 16, 2012 2:00 am

Weve actually desided to celebrate SHIRTCOCKER THURSDAYS at our camp
currently we are discussing the different t-shirt slogans and encouraging a shir :mrgreen: tcocker parade..strap ons welcome.
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Post by BBadger » Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:14 am

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Post by MyDearFriend » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:32 pm

Trishntek wrote:
MyDearFriend wrote:
SquirrelHead wrote:I burn way to easy to be participating in shirtcocking. Of course if I had a personal sunblock assistant maybe I could think about it.
*raises can of spray-on SPF 100*

Thanks for this thread, OP, it has reminded me that I have never personally embraced a shirtcocker. :?

*adds this to her to-do list*
You mean,,, just cuz' I didn't have a shirt on, I don't count? :cry:
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Post by Trishntek » Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:14 pm

:D YAY! :D
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Post by seantildawn » Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:12 pm

We call them "Donald Ducks".
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Post by Sham » Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:25 pm

I'll give it a shot....
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Post by Sham » Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:27 pm

This had been listed as the most distasteful shirt EVER!!!!
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Re: Shirtcocking embraced this year

Post by theCryptofishist » Sun Jul 01, 2012 8:50 pm

Oooh! I want one!
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Post by Ugly Dougly » Mon Jul 02, 2012 10:22 am

When will our revered SC/DD community get the respect they deserve?
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Post by catinthefunnyhat » Mon Jul 02, 2012 7:29 pm

Shambala wrote:This had been listed as the most distasteful shirt EVER!!!!
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Now that I know this exists, I am retroactively astonished that I have never seen anybody wearing one at Pride.
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