WTF

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 6:03 pm

I dunno. What sort of search terms are you using/

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sat Mar 10, 2012 9:49 pm

Okay, fuck, whatever. You are a spam bot and you want to embed links to commercial items inside some text that you stole from somewhere. I get that. Still, talking about people whose hearts might well be breaking and throwing your damn shoes in there, proves you have no soul.

Even Abdullah concedes that there is a need to review the rules of engagement of the security services. “Reforming our crowd control measures is high on the agenda,” says Abdullah. “But we need a period of calm and normalcy to conduct an audit of crowd management techniques.”
Minutes later, the boy was dead. Hours later, as word of the killing spread through a city that’s no stranger to excessive force by security services, a silent crowd of mourners gathered at the Matoo residence. Days later,jordan shoes, demonstrators took to the street to protest the killing.
“People are very quick with killing, but justice takes a long time or it never happens,” says Matoo.
But that, according to Indian government officials, was in the bad old days of the 1990s. Normalcy, according to officials,burberry, was returning to Kashmir following the 2008 local elections, which saw a high voter turnout and the election of the state’s youngest chief minister, the charismatic Omar Abdullah.

jella · Post by **jella** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 2:37 pm

UMMMM EWWWW !

Gonzo Frothwood · Post by **Gonzo Frothwood** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 7:55 pm

Fufa · Post by **Fufa** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:17 pm

ebay dog wigs!

Post by **Savannah** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:35 pm

I would wear that.

ygmir · Post by **ygmir** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:42 pm

Savannah wrote:I would wear that.

what if it pees?

Post by **Savannah** » Tue Mar 13, 2012 10:46 pm

ygmir wrote:
Savannah wrote:I would wear that.
what if it pees?

I will have to accept the consequencepees of my actions.

FIGJAM · Post by **FIGJAM** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 6:54 am

Can we please kill this woman?

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wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:06 am

ok, this is WTF worthy!
I saw this funny image posted on someone's facebook and the first thing I thought was "The spelling for 'isle' is wrong and 'theres' is missing apostrophe"
WTF is wrong with me!

(At the least, I hoping fishy will be proud of me... )

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 11:50 am

If we're going after that, we're missing a comma as well.
And I am saddened. I don't want to be the grammar maven and I'm not qualified to be the spelling mavin. I think that written language is such an imperfect rendition of the richness of actual speech. And I certainly don't think that we need editors running through this board, inhibiting honest speech. But, if someone were to post something about a deserted aisle, or better yet, a desserted one, I'm sorry, that's funny, or at least bizarre, so it's hard for me not to say something. A trip down the wedding isle is pretty oddball, too...
But I'm proud of you for enjoying it, wh..sh!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:06 pm

The Ten Principals

A finance oriented theme camp?

Simon of the Playa · Post by **Simon of the Playa** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:09 pm

the 11th...

go fuck yourself.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 12:43 pm

wh..sh wrote:ok, this is WTF worthy!
I saw this funny image posted on someone's facebook and the first thing I thought was "The spelling for 'isle' is wrong and 'theres' is missing apostrophe"
WTF is wrong with me! (At the least, I hoping fishy will be proud of me... )

I saw that the Hardware aisle was also marked "Ferreteria".
¡Unfortunately they were out of ferrets! ¡Que lastima!

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 1:49 pm

Simon of the Playa wrote:the 11th...

go fuck yourself.

Principal

Principle

wh..sh · Post by **wh..sh** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 3:33 pm

Ahh fishy, I admire you so.
I am no mavin. After all, English is my 3rd language

But, I have a problem with ignorance which is not the same as mistakes. Isle and aisle... big difference!

I once came across a shop that said "meet market". I had a hearty laugh

For most part, I think faster than I type. In this process, I miss words.
When I go back and read what I wrote, I can find lot of mistakes in sentence formation and grammar. Learning never ends...

MyDearFriend · Post by **MyDearFriend** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 5:06 pm

wh..sh wrote:Ahh fishy, I admire you so.
I am no mavin. After all, English is my 3rd language
But, I have a problem with ignorance which is not the same as mistakes. Isle and aisle... big difference!

I once came across a shop that said "meet market". I had a hearty laugh

For most part, I think faster than I type. In this process, I miss words.
When I go back and read what I wrote, I can find lot of mistakes in sentence formation and grammar. Learning never ends...

Ah, wh..sh, nobody who speaks three languages has to be perfect in any of them! And, whoo boy yeah, I would have shared that pic to my fb page if the mistakes had not been so horrible! Bwahahahahahahaha, it was probably written in some school kid's 5th language... good work kid!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:23 pm

Just full of wt fuckiness
http://neave.com/television/

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Sat Mar 17, 2012 7:27 pm

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Sun Mar 18, 2012 1:37 pm

Really, WTF?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:00 am

Oh please!
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Compare:
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knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 5:47 pm

Ugly Dougly wrote:

yeah WTF? almost Wall of Wrong worthy.

knowmad · Post by **knowmad** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 6:09 pm

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gyre · Post by **gyre** » Tue Mar 20, 2012 8:53 pm

I can't believe anyone fell for the vodka rumour nonsense.

I can confirm that the romantic notion of a bathtub full of champagne is not a good idea for women.
Not romantic at all.

Vodka?
Seriously?

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 1:36 pm

I love this kind of weird, fucked up mystery:
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ah.... when it happens to OTHER PEOPLE!
just wanted to be clear

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:17 pm

I'm generally in favor of bad things happening in Wisconsin.

Okay, no I'm not, Robot Steve and Martiansky are wonderful people who happen to live in Wisconsin. So, bad things can happen in Wisconsin during the burn when RS and Ms are at the burn.

Drawingablank · Post by **Drawingablank** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:40 pm

I like how say it is not an earthquake, then say it may be "rocks shattering or the earth shifting underground". I'm no geologist but don't both of those classify as an earthquake (albeit maybe a very small one). Seems to be that earth shifting underground is what defines a quake.

gyre · Post by **gyre** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:44 pm

Sounds like a pretty good definition.

They may refer to a localized event though.

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 2:46 pm

Solved! It's Mistpouffers!

Ugly Dougly · Post by **Ugly Dougly** » Thu Mar 22, 2012 4:19 pm

Bottle of urine in her what?
http://www.dreamindemon.com/2012/03/22/ ... le-vagina/
I can't make this up, kids!

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