Captain, I just have to tell you how you fucked up my reality at Burning Man.
I wandered past the playa cruizer and thought I'd introduce myself but you were busy talking to someone else. Rather than be rude I figured I'd just catch you later. Well later on in my wanderings you'd parked the cruizer and were nowhere in sight. I kept right on walking and came across a lady who was A) Not sotally tober, and B) couldn't figure out where the cross street was. I pointed back behind me and said, 'Oh, no the next street is back there by the boat.' I kept on walking for a bit when it struck me how obsurd that would be in the default world and I ended up giggling to myself the rest of the night in spite of it.
Never did run into you again though. Ah well, maybe some other time. Oh, and why the hell wasn't there a hole in the bottom of the playa cruiser to admit new riders yet?
Fuck!
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Captain I'm sorry I missed you..I saw that boat bouncing around the playa and I thought it was listing...sorry I didn't climb aboard...you coulda always made me walk the plank....
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well, sweet, i don't fuckin' know what you do as the Shit Queen (it does have a nice ring to it) but i might be the Potty Princess. At Greeters in the middle of the night i was encouraging portapotty antics involving soapboxes, megaphones, and sparkly revealing outfits.robbidobbs wrote: Fuck everyone who avoided me this year because they don't see me as anything other than the fucking Shit Queen.
FUCK!
I guess I'm too fucking intense for some people. Gotta work on that.
i think i'd like to get a portapotty revival crew going on next year. cast out demons, or perhaps hard-to-dislodge digested matter. whatever.
as far as intense, i've been scaring people for years. i can't vouch for you're being in GOOD company, but, well, i guess you're in .... company.....
hugs. wish i could fuckin' give it in person.
surlier than thou
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Or you can give them the "Royal Treatment". Park a truck with 'things' inside (to be described later) next to the porta-potties. Wait til' someone goes in with a roll of TP, obviously to take a #2. You will need this because of the timing involved. Once the door closes, roll a red carpet out in front of the potty, place stanchoins along side of the carpet, and get a group of 'papparazzis' in place behind the stanchoins. As the person leaves, have flashbulbs going off, and people shouting "Great job!", "You're number 2!", and "We're proud of you!" with wild cheering- this should set off a chain reaction with the others standing in line and they would cheer too.Rian Jackson wrote:i think i'd like to get a portapotty revival crew going on next year. cast out demons, or perhaps hard-to-dislodge digested matter. whatever.
Again, please blame Evil Rob for this one.
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]
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Fuck no edit button.
I will now write fuck 1,000 times on the whiteboard at work in pennance for being remiss in my last two posts.
Our next team meeting will probably be very interesting IMHO.
[boss]"God dammit Rob, I told you not to write this on the whiteboards already!!"
I will now write fuck 1,000 times on the whiteboard at work in pennance for being remiss in my last two posts.
Our next team meeting will probably be very interesting IMHO.
[boss]"God dammit Rob, I told you not to write this on the whiteboards already!!"
[b]The other, other white meat.[/b]
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Rob the Wop wrote:
I think I just found the theme for my camp next year... and our camp activity! Thanks, Rob!!!Rian Jackson wrote:Or you can give them the "Royal Treatment". Park a truck with 'things' inside (to be described later) next to the porta-potties. Wait til' someone goes in with a roll of TP, obviously to take a #2. You will need this because of the timing involved. Once the door closes, roll a red carpet out in front of the potty, place stanchoins along side of the carpet, and get a group of 'papparazzis' in place behind the stanchoins. As the person leaves, have flashbulbs going off, and people shouting "Great job!", "You're number 2!", and "We're proud of you!" with wild cheering- this should set off a chain reaction with the others standing in line and they would cheer too.i think i'd like to get a portapotty revival crew going on next year. cast out demons, or perhaps hard-to-dislodge digested matter. whatever.
Again, please blame Evil Rob for this one.
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Actually, Lady, we probably have enough people around here to do this at several banks of porta-potties at the same time...
We could even publish the photos, like Time-Life did a few years ago with the photos taken all across America on the same day, called, oddly enough, One Day
We could call ours One Shit
...or Can You Believe This Shit?
We could even publish the photos, like Time-Life did a few years ago with the photos taken all across America on the same day, called, oddly enough, One Day
We could call ours One Shit
...or Can You Believe This Shit?
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Sorry....
Major fucking drift going on here...
David Mamet......oops... that belongs on the quote thread... and please don't hit me with that fish... it belongs on the Fortress America thread... and most of what we were talking about goes on the porta pottie thread...Fuck you, you fucking fuck
Major fucking drift going on here...
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fuck...this is good
http://www.classicalmidiconnection.com/ ... onfuta.mid
http://www.classicalmidiconnection.com/ ... onfuta.mid
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FUCK! Today was the last day of Blue Dog Games and Comics-- the store that a friend of mine and his wife had. The actual night itself didn't seem all that bad-- joking and talking and stuff; but, when the actually last closing came, it was still a big downer.
Then there is some other stuff, but that was the biggest....
Brian
Then there is some other stuff, but that was the biggest....
Brian
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Do things that have never been done."
--Russell Kirsch
Do things that have never been done."
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One big fucking hug coming your way in thought,,,Lydia Love wrote:i could really fucking use a hug.
i have a serious case of the blues, feelings of failure over the marriage i just could not manage to save, having to pack shit up, fear of what the future holds...
and i'm out of mixers.
fuck.
and remember, when your feeling down I will always have a fucking hug for you.
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cowboyangel
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shit Lydia......I've been through that and it ain't no fun. I went to a divorceLydia Love wrote:i could really fucking use a hug.
i have a serious case of the blues, feelings of failure over the marriage i just could not manage to save, having to pack shit up, fear of what the future holds...
and i'm out of mixers.
fuck.
support group...that helped alot.
Love, CA
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