The person below me

[Eric]

Nope. Nor as an adult.


tpbm wants to crack into the candy stash

[catinthefunnyhat]

Close. It's a jar of cashews. Fucking salty, delicious bastards.

TPBM doesn't carry an umbrella, no matter how hard it's raining.

[robbidobbs]

Nope. I carry my "one good jacket" in my car. It's gotten me thru sleet and snow too.
TPBM just remembered that "one good jacket" needs to be put on the BM list to bring. Now which one to sacrifice?

[knowmad]

little Jimmy's rain coat; check!

TPBM Plans on bringing ___________ to the playa because it is used not only for ____________ but also for ____________.

[OregonRed]

I plan on bringing a plastic, squeezy water-bottle, because not only is it used for hydration I can use it to wash hair.

TPBM knows what a hairgasm is.

[maryanimal]

I do know!

hairgasm
What women in those goddamn Herbal Essences commercials have.

*woman is washing hair*
"Oh! OH! OH!!"
*hairgasm*

tpbm finally looked in the mirror and realized they are great just the way they are.

[theCryptofishist]

NOpe, not tonight. I've been in a funk the past few days and reading that damn EA this morning didn't help.
TPBM is going to propose to me on eplaya some time this week.

[lemur]

its true. you read to the end of the EA first...

the person below me hates tony orlando.

[theCryptofishist]

Hates is a bit strong. Sure, back in the 70s when you had to hear that song all the time, and I was young and full of piss and vinegar and had the energy to hate, yes, I did. Now, I don't have the focus for proper hatred of c-list celebrities if they aren't in my actual way.
TPBM always wondered why Dawn seemed to inhabit two bodies instead of the usual one.

[lemur]

dawn gives you better skin in just 1 week!

the person below me uses a dishwasher and never gets the benefit of better skin from dawn dish detergent

[Savannah]

It's true; I use a dishwasher for most everything, even sharp knives, like a total reckless n00b. Any dishes I do by hand are washed with clear pear-scented liquid detergent (a good score at Grocery Outlet) because I don't like dyes, or how neon blue detergent looks in my kitchen (it overpowers the blue of the playa sky in the 16" x 24" photo over the kitchen sink).

The person below me babies their cast iron skillet and painstakingly chosen knives.

[Trishntek]

I AM dishwasher! Hear me SPLASH!

Proper seasoning of cast iron is proper care, is it not? We have knives for just about any application.
TPBM uses disposable dishes

[ygmir]

no........I use steel dishes, baked porcelain. cast iron pans that I guard from soap like a jealous lover, sharpen my knives and cleavers to shaving edges and sharpen my spatulas, like a knife.

TPBM is a kitchen NaziR

[Eric]

Not so much the Nazi type...

tpbm wants more Italian food.

[OregonRed]

Always. As long as I can have my "alternative" pasta in the pasta dishes.

TPBM prefers Thai.

[Dr Helix]

That would be me. I am actually working my way through a Thai cookbook right now. Not one a day or anything, just occasionally.

TPBM Likes it hot hot HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[knowmad]

Yeah. Theres this stuff calledmad dog 357 and it only takes a tinny bit.

tpbm thinks the world not only needs more love but also needs _________________-.

[Sail Man]

more EL wire in their house! I'm thinking red down the hall for a burneresque night light.

TPBM is also blown away by the Tron inspired EL wire outfits on the playa

[theCryptofishist]

Yet another thing I missed.
TPBM is waiting for someone to start a "Buttplugs and Play Camps" thread.

[Patsh]

I think there's a 'special' thread just for that already...

TPBM had a surprisingly excellent day, much to their surprise

[maryanimal]

Unfortunately no...but tomorrow will be better

tpbm is going for a weekend getaway!

[theCryptofishist]

NOpe, I'll be at home.
TPBM is planning for memorial day weekend.

[catinthefunnyhat]

That would be Victoria Day weekend up here in Canada.
Haven't started planning yet.

TPBM has recently started wearing a new colour.

[theCryptofishist]

No, I"m pretty promiscuous in my color sense.
TPBM has tried a new hot sauce this year.

[jella]

Not hot sauce per say but more Wasabi, I finally like Sushi dammit !

TPBM has almost built up the nerve to try parachuting



Oh fishy that must sound aweful... im sorry

[Patsh]

Maybe figuratively,
but not quite literally,
YET.

TPBM will be dancing a little more sillily than usual by Sunday.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Wow, that might be a challenge. I am a pretty silly dancer. But I'll be at a friend's birthday party on Saturday night, so... maybe? Gin will be involved.

TPBM has a novelty ice-cube tray.

[theCryptofishist]

Multiple. Penguins, Skull and Crossbones, Stars, Doughnuts, and of course, Fish...
TPBM knows not to actually eat any ice cubes made in them.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I did not know that!
I consider myself warned. And curious.

TPBM has taken an online course for credit.

[OregonRed]

I have not. The closest I have come was a mail-in course the last year they were offered when I was getting my AA.

TPBM has a longing for ___________.