FIRST TIMER
Re: FIRST TIMER
Hi thefunduy, Welcome to ePlaya!thefunguy wrote:WHAT DO I NEED TO BRING?
Radical self reliance (ie: look on the Burning Man site under Preparation)
Read the survival guide
Try using Google: "eplaya gear or list"
Please take a bit of initiative to figure this out for yourself. The playa is a extremely harsh environment, that is actively trying to kill you.
Good luck.
Hope to not see you in the medic tent.
Love Rice
Roach: "I feel like in this day and age, every girl should know how to build a flamethrower."
Roach: "I feel like in this day and age, every girl should know how to build a flamethrower."
Re: FIRST TIMER
Welcome!! I expect to meet alot of new faces this year. I hope half of them do their research and come prepared. Sun screen, rain gear, dust mask, warm clothing, water, food....(are you getting the picture?) It can be harsh and if you don't know that in advance, you won't have as good a time as you expect. Read alittle learn alot. I really do mean, "welcome". NOW. If you want costume and clothing advise we have tons of it.
Those aren't buttermilk biscuits I'm lying on Savannah
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Pictures or it didn't happen Greycoyote
Talent hits a target no one else can hit; Genius hits a target no one else can see.
Arthur Schopenhauer
Re: FIRST TIMER
Welcome!
This thread could make the food part easier for ya'.
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... oler+based
This thread could make the food part easier for ya'.
http://eplaya.burningman.org/viewtopic. ... oler+based
I'm the MAN in a truck, burner who is stuck, you're in luck! I'll whip out my BIG tow chain and not charge you, not even one lousy buck!
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You need to bring me a Soviet military jacket that has been let out at the seams and has panels put in so it fits. And a purple fur ushanka. I can provide my own pin for it.
Thank you for being so thoughtful as to check in advance.
Thank you for being so thoughtful as to check in advance.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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You don't really need to bring anything. Just bring some large fireworks and a purple vibrator, the rest of the week will work itself out.
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Re: FIRST TIMER
Read the first timer's guide and survival guide, peruse the boards. You might be able to figure it out.
Re: FIRST TIMER
I hope you intended to be sarcastic. Giving idiotic, bad advice to virgins gives everyone here a good idea as to what kind of person you are.Ano wrote:You don't really need to bring anything. Just bring some large fireworks and a purple vibrator, the rest of the week will work itself out.
Seriously, I see that you have 1 burn under your belt. 2011 at that. So, you have never been in a 12 hour dust storm where you cannot see your elbow. You have never had a inch and half of rain on the first day. Never had night time temperatures in the mid to low 30's...
We bring the gear that we might need. I prefer to be self reliant and confident in my probable survival. Being a burden on others is never noble, honorable or necessary.
Bah! {grumble, grumble}
Love Rice
Roach: "I feel like in this day and age, every girl should know how to build a flamethrower."
Roach: "I feel like in this day and age, every girl should know how to build a flamethrower."
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Yeah, what he said. And get off my bus! And stay off my lawn! :::grumble:::
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Ano
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Re: FIRST TIMER
Someone's upset! I consider it a job well done 
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Ano wrote:Someone's upset! I consider it a job well done
Upsetting someone on eplaya? Oh my. You must be a DJ to have such mad skillz.