The person below me

[AntiM]

I could use a haircut, but then again, I like being able to ponytail it again.

TPBM wants to try something new this year.

[Sail Man]

Yes, I want to trade this years burn for something completely opposite. I plan on hanging out in dark, confined, cool spaces instead of the wide open, hot and dusty playa. aka Mammoth Caves.

tpbm understands what white nose syndrome is.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Yes, I read an article about it just the other day. Poor little bats...

TPBM wishes cheese grew on trees.

[5280MeV]

Picking cheese off the trees would be a very strange experience, sounds kind of gross and alluring. How would the cheese bud out? Like mozzarella balls, or wheels? Would it be covered in a husk or leaves?

Sounds strange and new, so yes, I wish it was true.

Reminds me of the old medieval theory explaining cotton as from sheep or lambs that grew on trees in India, or the Vegetable Lamb of Tartary:


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetable_Lamb_of_Tartary

TPBM was late for work this morning

[theCryptofishist]

A little.
The person below me has a dirty mind that went straight to the worst possible interpretation when they were talking about "facials".

[catinthefunnyhat]

Guilty as charged. Sigh..

TPBM went dancing this past weekend.

[theCryptofishist]

No. And that's possibly "wrong".
TPBM likes marigolds.

[MisaBlue]

They are not bad...especially when there is lot of them.

TPBM wonders (as I do) what dirty minds are connected with facials...or TPBM doesn't wonder and will just explain me that I translated it wrong

[ygmir]

I am at a complete loss as to what you perverts are referring to as "facials".........and really, mostly in the dark when to comes to sexual or perverted innuendo.


TPBM wants, to change my name to Pinocchio.

[theCryptofishist]

Oh, the nose grows just the same.
TPBM is going to tiptoe around the issue by asking Misa if she knows what a "pearl necklace" is.

[VultureChow]

If Misa is unaware, I'd be happy to explain. I once had to explain it to my mother after she started watching Sex and the City. Teabagging too.

TPBM is going to figure out a way to steer this discussion away from sex and bodily fluids.

[theCryptofishist]

Probably not...
TPBM thinks that it's past time for a 35 hour work week.

[MisaBlue]

Why, no...I like it

And Fishy, if I were to answer ...Normally I would say yes...with all the innocence...but as I've learned that the the owl are not what they seem, I am sure that the pearl necklace will not be what I think it is either...

So VultureChow if you want, you are free to explain me the other meaning of the obvious words

TPBM can't believe how naive I am


Dang, need to edit:

35 working hours week? ha ha ha - that is more like weekend
35 working hours week...can you imagine the amount of free time ... wow

TPBM can't believe how naive I am

[knowmad]

Well on a normal day I would, but all this beating around the bush has raised my "Interest" nothing left to do but ride it out to its climatic ending...

TPBM Has a phunny phun that comes to mind.

[VultureChow]

Phuck, a phun? Something about a Seaman giving his girlfriend a pearl necklace.

As I did with my mom, I'll be blunt. It's when a man ejaculates on your chest and neck.

Though this reminds me of the "turtle" riddles from when I was in high school.

TPBM knows a completely innocent 4 letter word ending in "k" that means intercourse.

[jella]

Why it's talk of course



TPBM want soup for lunch today

[AntiM]

I just had cabbage-chicken soup! Secret ingredient: one spoonful of tamarind paste for zing.


TPBM loves secret ingredients.

[Trishntek]

yeah, but pot butter does not go well on banana bread,,,, jus' sayin'

TPBM has just realized it's Monday afternoon and they haven't accomplished a thing

[knowmad]

if by secret you mean surprise, than, NO.

Mytery is good for the mind, bad for the tummy.

TPBM has a personal policy regarding ____________ at the workplace.

[theCryptofishist]

No, I actually got something done.
And
Yeah, I adhere to a dress code so I don't accidently dress way down.
TPBM went on a shopping spree this weekend.

[Sail Man]

No, but I will have to this payday to replace all of the ammo we shot this weekend. burners and guns, sigh!!!

tpbm loves blowing wads out of shotguns

[Trishntek]

Oh it would have to be at least an 8 ga. for that to be possible

TPBM is more of a target person than utilizing the shotgun method

[catinthefunnyhat]

I'm not sure if you're still talking about guns, or if you're being euphemistic. As noted above, I have a dirty mind....
Whatever -- I don't have a gun, euphemistic or literal. I guess that means I'm the target

TPBM thinks all this talk of facials, teabags, pearl necklaces, and shotguns is puerile.

[Savannah]

Indeed, I want some Purell.

The person below me wants to roll around on a pile of gold coins just once, because of the Scrooge McDuck cartoons.

[Trishntek]

Now that is a worthy goal worth pursuing!

TPBM delights in brief unplanned moments of silence

[Eric]

Sorta. When it's outdoors, I do. In the house those moments of silence turn into my brain yelling at me.


tpbm is really avoiding finishing a project, but for no good reason.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Multiple projects, in fact. Both short-term ones and long-term ones. I am not only a serial procrastinator, but a parallel one as well.

TPBM has a clean kitchen.

[Trishntek]

The Place Next Door, yes,,, the one next door to TPND, NO

TPBM ate too much for supper

[catinthefunnyhat]

Not enough for supper, so I went foraging for a snack. THEN I ate too much

TPBM is spiking a drink.

[knowmad]

yeah dunking a Special cookie in milk...

TPBM used to Hate Pot heads then decided that a stoner was way better than a drunk.