CRUSH THIS

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:06 pm

Sorry I missed you Lydia, I actually brought a pair of my pants to barter with you for some of yours....ended up getting someone's used thong anyway....am I sick or do I just love used thongs?

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:09 pm

what a post for a thread's 600th

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Thu Sep 09, 2004 4:36 pm

i was so rarely wearing pants that it would have been a moot point anyway.

but you should have made it to the party. so there. pbtht.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:13 pm

Samtsu...hasn't been crushed in a long time

ok Sam now where's my fuckin beer?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 12:40 pm

Samtzu hasn't even been hugged in a long time, let alone crushed... thanks...

And the beer is on it's way... gimme' an address....

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:43 pm

Goddamnit, I want a hug, too, you assholes.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:45 pm

first...empty your bucket...

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 1:57 pm

cowboyangel wrote:first...empty your bucket...

Done.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:02 pm

Well I crush BHA for the vibrant and refreshing wit that it displays... and for the kick-ass avatars that are constantly changing... like this one today!

I do miss the atomic cloud, though. That is still my fave....

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:04 pm

i want one, too.
you're brilliant, buckIt.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:05 pm

BTW... I reeeeeeaaaaaalllllly crush Lydia... cause she does theatre (just like me!) and she is brilliant (just like... uhh... someone other than me...) and would have climbed all over her at the Meet and Flog, but I think she is attached to someone... (????) and Sammy don't do that...

But, big crush on Lydia....

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:07 pm

And I have a thing for Rian... but she knows it and stays away from me... sigh... oh, for stonger breath mints...

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:17 pm

Sam, like Jimmy Carter, we sin in our minds......HAAAA

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:18 pm

Oh yeah, and a crush to you Buckethead!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:21 pm

isn't anybody gonna visit my beer thread? Great brews on tap, no-host bartender, free naughty email pics sent privately of course, no insulting,
alchohol wisdom freely dispensed, women invited for free, Dems and Republicans and Independents and Aliens all allowed, no mess to clean up, and no questions asked...now isn't that an ideal thread?

buckethead alien · Post by **buckethead alien** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:42 pm

OH YEEEEE-AH!
Keep the love coming, people.
I'm starting to feel real good today!
That's it, stand up and testify!

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:29 pm

where's Rev. Billy when you need him?

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 8:39 pm

and would have climbed all over her at the Meet and Flog, but I think she is attached to someone... (????)

well, fucking hell... you could have *asked* ya goob!

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:21 pm

Submissive Female wrote:
and would have climbed all over her at the Meet and Flog, but I think she is attached to someone... (????)
well, fucking hell... you could have *asked* ya goob!

Barking orders works sometimes...

Lydia Love · Post by **Lydia Love** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 9:39 pm

Submissive Female?

Dude.

You are so fucked.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:27 am

Well... if you won't bark at me, perhaps we could just howl at the moon together? Maybe something from Gilbert and Sullivan?

RingO'Fire · Post by **RingO'Fire** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 7:43 am

Maybe you guys could howl THIS at the Moon. Just the thought of it made me howl.

Gilbert And Sullivan
From "H.M.S. Pinafore"
"I'm Called Little Buttercup"

For I'm called Little Buttercup -- dear Little Buttercup,
Though I could never tell why,
But still I'm called Buttercup -- poor little Buttercup,
Sweet Little Buttercup I!

I've snuff and tobaccy, and excellent jacky,
I've scissors, and watches, and knives;
I've ribbons and laces to set off the faces
Of pretty young sweethearts and wives.

I've treacle and toffee, I've tea and I've coffee,
Soft tommy and succulent chops;
I've chickens and conies, and pretty polonies,
And excellent peppermint drops.

Then buy of your Buttercup -- dear Little Buttercup;
Sailors should never be shy;
So, buy of your Buttercup -- poor Little Buttercup;
Come, of your Buttercup buy!

Dude, what could be better than sharing some "snuff and tobaccy, and excellent jacky"?

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 8:18 am

And all I can come up with is "I am the very model of a modern Major General..."

DVD Burner · Post by **DVD Burner** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 8:21 am

Ok,

Everybody crushes Ring but that was even more sappy that anything I could write.

theCryptofishist · Post by **theCryptofishist** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 9:41 am

Dudes--you're totally ignoring Iolanthe. There aint nothing that the Nightmare Song and the Watchman's song don't cover. Plus that chorus at the end "Everyone is now a fairy." Although, I do have a soft spot for that poor billard shark too.

samtzu · Post by **samtzu** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 10:31 am

WOW!

I didn't know so many people were into G&S.

I guess we can crush them, too...

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Thu Sep 16, 2004 5:47 pm

I'm too straight to "crush" Ring O' Fire...
But I'll say he's someone I'd hang out with anytime and invite to any party... well, unless I was after the same girl he was... don't know if I could compete...

Sensei · Post by **Sensei** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 12:05 am

I saw Lydia and Rian and the Capt. and many other crushable types at the LL Monday night. But I also saw *** *****, live and in person! I didn't know until then she was a Seattle burner. Be still, my beating heart!

Name changed to protect the innocent.

Captain Goddammit · Post by **Captain Goddammit** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 6:18 am

Sensei wrote:I saw Lydia and Rian and the Capt. and many other crushable types at the LL Monday night. But I also saw *** *****, live and in person! I didn't know until then she was a Seattle burner. Be still, my beating heart!

Name changed to protect the innocent.

You're really inviting me to grill you... Sen***

Signed, Captain *********

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Fri Sep 17, 2004 10:11 am

Sensei wrote:I saw Lydia and Rian and the Capt. and many other crushable types at the LL Monday night. But I also saw *** *****, live and in person! I didn't know until then she was a Seattle burner. Be still, my beating heart!

Name changed to protect the innocent.

you didn't know that? silly you.
did you know that ************* **** is part of the gang?
and ***** ** *** *****?
what about ** ******?
you've been missing out....