Dragging Them Online

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:06 pm

Aren't we Eeeevil, yes....

A new forum for when we finally get our friends on these damned boards.
(Yes, i am related to Satan.)

You're so outed, Nipper. And Neo - i know you're here. Introduce your fucking selves and play *nice* with the other kiddies.....

Nipper · Post by **Nipper** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:09 pm

Do not make me get my surly on..... I have taken you down once I can do it again..... Well as long as there are no cheap shots to the testicles that is.... Nipper

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:11 pm

Nipper wrote:Do not make me get my surly on..... I have taken you down once I can do it again..... Well as long as there are no cheap shots to the testicles that is.... Nipper

what surly, you pansy-ass bike repair layman.

don't even fuckin' challenge surlytart. there are too many people here who know who you are.....

you, me, pillows, clubs, fight ring, gloves, no mercy.

cry, little Johnny, cry.

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:16 pm

woah Rian...a a a a I thought you were , well, kinda of a progressive activist of sorts........ boxing gloves?

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:24 pm

cowboyangel wrote:woah Rian...a a a a I thought you were , well, kinda of a progressive activist of sorts........ boxing gloves?

ah, happy memories of spraying the gym wall with the blood of my hands.
um, if there's anyone from that place on these boards, i just have a really good imagination.

Nipper · Post by **Nipper** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:26 pm

Like I have not heard that before.... Blah Blah blah.... and you call yourself an activist... Sure.... you are "cute" ( I am going to get my ass kicked for that one.) Sure your smile makes me weak in the knees. Sure you take advantage of these attributes and then hit me in the testicles. Do I hold them against you? OOPs Do I hold that against you... NOPE not me.... Boxing gloves are for sissies.... I say a tub full of Nutella and tongues at 40 paces....

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:27 pm

cowboyangel wrote:woah Rian...a a a a I thought you were , well, kinda of a progressive activist of sorts........ boxing gloves?

4oz. Enough to keep your knuckles from bleeding, but not enough to keep another from crying.

You go gettem SurlyTart!

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:28 pm

Nipper wrote:Like I have not heard that before.... Blah Blah blah.... and you call yourself an activist... Sure.... you are "cute" ( I am going to get my ass kicked for that one.) Sure your smile makes me weak in the knees. Sure you take advantage of these attributes and then hit me in the testicles. Do I hold them against you? OOPs Do I hold that against you... NOPE not me.... Boxing gloves are for sissies.... I say a tub full of Nutella and tongues at 40 paces....

Whatever. Wheatpaste and spatulas.
Your loss if you don't know how to make it.

Rian Jackson · Post by **Rian Jackson** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:30 pm

Rob the Wop wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:woah Rian...a a a a I thought you were , well, kinda of a progressive activist of sorts........ boxing gloves?
4oz. Enough to keep your knuckles from bleeding, but not enough to keep another from crying.

You go gettem SurlyTart!

Maybe, you, Lydia, Crypto and i should take care of these eplaya weasels together.
can we get drunk first, though?
so much more fun.
speaking of which, if i get drunk you hear drunken voices, but if you get drunk am i drunk too?

cowboyangel · Post by **cowboyangel** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 3:32 pm

Rian, next time you're thinkin of goin to Palestine, call me up for sure, I'd go anywhere with you, respectfully of course....

Rob the Wop · Post by **Rob the Wop** » Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:36 pm

Rian Jackson wrote:
Rob the Wop wrote:
cowboyangel wrote:woah Rian...a a a a I thought you were , well, kinda of a progressive activist of sorts........ boxing gloves?
4oz. Enough to keep your knuckles from bleeding, but not enough to keep another from crying.

You go gettem SurlyTart!
Maybe, you, Lydia, Crypto and i should take care of these eplaya weasels together.
can we get drunk first, though?
so much more fun.
speaking of which, if i get drunk you hear drunken voices, but if you get drunk am i drunk too?

I thought you were the drunken voices!

Holy shit, there's someone else in here...
OK, listen up voices. It looks like there is a newbie voice in my head. Here's the rules:
A) I will not kill the neighbors. I keep telling you that.
B) I know that everyone is after me, and they stare at me when I'm not looking, and they talk about me whenever they look away. It's why I smoke crack.
C) I know about the aliens controlling my mind. Got the tinfoil hat, abusing alcohol to give them a smaller target.
D) The whole stabbing my hand with a pencil didn't work the first, second, or third time- so I'm not going to try it again. (What? Ants under my skin? Are you sure this time?)