2013 Tickets being sold here.
- oneeyeddick
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2013 Tickets being sold here.
At the Center camp, this year, but not until Sunday.
Just thought I would run it up the ol' flagpole before the Borg thinks of it and makes it official.
Just thought I would run it up the ol' flagpole before the Borg thinks of it and makes it official.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
Cool, I'll take 75 tickets and sell at a profit to "fund my camp"
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
Sorry toots.
Limit is one per person,
and your photo will be taken on the spot before we mail you the actual physical ticket to you on July 24th, 2013, which will have your photo imprinted on the ticket for verification at the gate.
Limit is one per person,
and your photo will be taken on the spot before we mail you the actual physical ticket to you on July 24th, 2013, which will have your photo imprinted on the ticket for verification at the gate.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
Make it Monday to reward the people who stay and help to demoop the Playa.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
We have an understanding that some of you need to go home early, that why the tickets don't go on sale till after the Temple burns.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
OED, you didn't get the word. The 2013 ticket will be tattooed on you in center camp this year...it also comes with a cryptochip implant to prevent forgeries. No more forgetting to pack tickets.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
I cut off my dreads and lost a bunch of weight over the course of the year (and so did the 75 other people with similar photos) and now the gate workers aren't sure if it's me in the photo and we're clogging up the enterence. I paid for a ticket, I made art, I've got bacon and tequila, I drove 1,000 miles, I demand to see the man burn!
"It's impossible." said pride.
"It's risky." said experience.
"It's pointless." said reason.
"Give it a try." whispered the heart.
"It's risky." said experience.
"It's pointless." said reason.
"Give it a try." whispered the heart.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
some seeing eye wrote:OED, you didn't get the word. The 2013 ticket will be tattooed on you in center camp this year...it also comes with a cryptochip implant to prevent forgeries. No more forgetting to pack tickets.
Your unique ticket number will be tattooed on the inside of your arm. Just show that to GPE and you're in.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
VultureChow wrote:some seeing eye wrote:OED, you didn't get the word. The 2013 ticket will be tattooed on you in center camp this year...it also comes with a cryptochip implant to prevent forgeries. No more forgetting to pack tickets.
Your unique ticket number will be tattooed on the inside of your arm. Just show that to GPE and you're in.
We are still in the process of considering multiple options at this point, please retain your verbal silence until a final decision is made.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
I MELTED MY FACE OFF IN A BACON DEEP FRYING ACCIDENT YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!!!
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
Nice one, Lemur.
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Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
lemur wrote:I MELTED MY FACE OFF IN A BACON DEEP FRYING ACCIDENT YOU INSENSITIVE CLOD!!!
bobbing for bacon?
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
Herring wrote:I cut off my dreads and lost a bunch of weight over the course of the year (and so did the 75 other people with similar photos) and now the gate workers aren't sure if it's me in the photo and we're clogging up the enterence. I paid for a ticket, I made art, I've got bacon and tequila, I drove 1,000 miles, I demand to see the man burn!
you're seeming quite kippered............
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
Being kippered might get you brownie points with the new ticketing system we are rolling out this year, but showing actual scars will help ensure your success.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
Then I'm a damn shoe-in!
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
Oh, I almost forgot.
If you have missing limbs you are automatically given one ticket per missing limb, these are non-transferable, of course.
Fingers don't count, unless you do that neato trick where you stick your stub into your nose hole and pretend like you are scratching your brain and let us take a picture of that for your ticket imprint.
Doing this will get you 20% off your ticket when you purchase it at center camp.
If you have missing limbs you are automatically given one ticket per missing limb, these are non-transferable, of course.
Fingers don't count, unless you do that neato trick where you stick your stub into your nose hole and pretend like you are scratching your brain and let us take a picture of that for your ticket imprint.
Doing this will get you 20% off your ticket when you purchase it at center camp.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
oneeyeddick wrote:Oh, I almost forgot.
If you have missing limbs you are automatically given one ticket per missing limb, these are non-transferable, of course.
Fingers don't count, unless you do that neato trick where you stick your stub into your nose hole and pretend like you are scratching your brain and let us take a picture of that for your ticket imprint.
Doing this will get you 20% off your ticket when you purchase it at center camp.
what if they pretend to be scratching the back side of their navels?
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
Some misinterpretation of the rules is to be expected due to supply/demand.
Please be patient while we finger this one out.
Please be patient while we finger this one out.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
ygmir wrote:you're seeming quite kippered............
*shrug* It's in my nature!

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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
Due once again to circumstances beyond our control we have an announcement to make.
In order to obtain tickets at center camp for the 2013 burn you must actually be able to ride a unicycle, or play a ukulele.
If you can do both at the same time you are eligible for 2 tickets.
In order to obtain tickets at center camp for the 2013 burn you must actually be able to ride a unicycle, or play a ukulele.
If you can do both at the same time you are eligible for 2 tickets.
We have an obligation to make space for everyone, we have no obligation to make that space pleasant.
Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
Those who applied for tickets in 2012 and weren't awarded tickets will get priority in the pre-sale at center camp.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
In 2013 all the tickets will be crumpled up, half of them will be thrown into a dust storm. You'll then be allowed to chase them and grab as many as you like. For those who don't get a ticket this way the remaining crumpled tickets will be put in a big big hat and you'll be allowed to pull one out. If you grab two you'll have to go to the end of the line and wait your turn to try again. If you still don't get a ticket the first 5,000 people who give away all their playa gear to a nubie gets a ticket. And finally if you can prove it was you that wore that one piece green lycra suit in the previous year you'll get a ticket.
Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
WHATS THAT? YOU NEED A TICKET??

I GOT YOUR TICKET RIGHT HERE PAL!!
BOOM!!!

I GOT YOUR TICKET RIGHT HERE PAL!!
BOOM!!!
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
Bump, because someone else didn't get the memo.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
oneeyeddick wrote:Due once again to circumstances beyond our control we have an announcement to make.
In order to obtain tickets at center camp for the 2013 burn you must actually be able to ride a unicycle, or play a ukulele.
If you can do both at the same time you are eligible for 2 tickets.
at last those years in unicylcle ukulele camp have paid off!
FREE THE SHERPAS
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Burners with torches is right and natural and just.-fishy.
CATCH AND RELEASE.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
They prefer UniUke.
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"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
oneeyeddick wrote:If you have missing limbs you are automatically given one ticket per missing limb, these are non-transferable, of course.

In my world there's only legible and more legible.
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So, I can go twice in the same year.
I like it.
I like it.
The Lady with a Lamprey
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
"The powerful are exploiting people, art and ideas, and this leads to us plebes debating how to best ration ice.
Man, no wonder they always win....." Lonesomebri
Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
Wow. Great idea fishy. I'll meet you in Reno on Wednesday. We'll be back in time for the M n Greet.
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Re: 2013 Tickets being sold here.
Just out of curiosity, what if I can ride a ukulele and play a unicycle at the same time. Am I still eligible for tickets?
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