The person below me

[nol]

Whaaaat? I'm only just now getting started!!!

TPBM would like to try some of the aforementioned cookies
Merely to check if quality promised meets quality delivered of course

[Savannah]

Yes of course, I need a cookie. In the name of SCIENCE.

The person below me likes It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

[International Incident]

Yep, yep I don't mind it at all. It's not "the wire" but it's a pretty good show.

I stupidly put the theme song from Charles in Charge in my head and can't get it out.

Now TPBM has it in their head as well

[catinthefunnyhat]

Nope, can't remember it. Hopefully my brain doesn't go looking in the archives...

TPBM is reading blueprints.

[SquirrelHead]

I don't have much cause to read blueprints but I am fascinated by them when I come across some.

tpbm is getting buried under a mountain of work

[OregonRed]

Constantly. I procrastinate a lot.

TPBM has big plans for the weekend.

[jella]

Going to Knotts Berry Farm for Figments company Picnic..1st one they've had in three years, good sign I think ! Oh and yay roller coasters !


TPBM prefers wooden over iron for their roller coasters

[maryanimal]

Ohhh jella! I haven't been to Knott's in ages!! I lived in the O.C. for yeeeeaaaarrrs! Oh and I do like wooden roller coasters better!

tpbm wanst to learn how to surf.

[theCryptofishist]

I have a feeling that I'd get a huge mouthful of salt water.
tpbm is actually a salt marsh flora. (And knows the proper way to use the collective noun "flora".)

[catinthefunnyhat]

What is the correct singulative? Species of flora I guess, if one can be a whole species. But if one is a single plant, then what? Floral specimen? I'll stick with that.

Someone had this to say about flora in the, er, eponymous Wikipedia article:

flora is a part of plant this is the veriation is a particluar aria.

And, yes, that is supposed to be a complete sentence, inasmuch as it begins after a period and ends with one. The lack of capitalization makes it modern.


Anyways, I'm not sure if I'm a floral specimen, but I think it would be nice to be a sea holly plant. Maybe in a future life.

TPBM may choose to look at this photo and may agree that these sea holly plants appear to be sprinting along the beach. Regardless, TPBM will answer this: Are they frolicking or fleeing, and why?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... ki_RB1.jpg

[OregonRed]

I vote frolic as they do not seem to have anything to flee from.

TPBM disagrees.

[catinthefunnyhat]

You're probably right that they're frolicking. But they occasionally might have to flee.... the tide.

What big eyes you have, TPBM!

[SquirrelHead]

Yet that's not where you are looking.........

tpbm wants to play with LEDs

[lucky420]

always

TPBM really wants to flirt with danger

[Eric]

I did that this past weekend- if two buses full of drunk drag queens doesn't count as danger I don't know what does...


tpbm wants to be on a bus full of drunk drag queens

[SquirrelHead]

ME ME ME ME!! It has been a long time since I hung with a bunch of drag queens. Those days were so much fun.

tpbm is thinking of Patrick Swayze in drag

[Savannah]

Well, now I am. He was adorable in To Wong Foo, Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar--even if it was a ripoff.

The person below me loves Priscilla, Queen of the Desert.

[OregonRed]

Only because it's awesome!

TPBM can hardly contain their excitement.

[gaminwench]

for life!!!

TPBM has had an ARIA ( Mine is O, mio babbino, caro) stuck in their head since CitFH subliminally planted it...

[knowmad]

Yeah! it's; "the hoakie-pokie".

So PBM, If I meet a person that thinks about sex as mutch as I think of the burn; should I tell them about burn?

[maryanimal]

Yes, but use a lot of sexual inuendo while explaining the burn to that person.

tpbm is thinking about where they're going later on today.

[theCryptofishist]

I;m going somewhere? Cool!
tPbm gets hives from stress.

[Sail Man]

nah, I dont. If I did, I'm in the wrong line of work LOL

tpbm has had to stick an epi-pen into their thigh to combat anaphylaxis

[theCryptofishist]

Not yet, but I have two in case.
TPBM thinks that there aren't enough outbreaks of puns on eplaya.

[Eric]

the lack of them has been plaguing me for a while.


tpbm is avoiding work

[jella]

tooooooooooooooo late. I just got slammed with a friendly all be it dilusional customer with a "1000.00 discount promo card"
I try to explain your allowed 1000.00 total of discount on prurchases whithin 1 yr...not 1000.00 off his 1025.00 purchase . oiy vey !

I finally got through by saying "Sir, you'd need to spend 5000.00 today to achive the full 1000.00 discount available...a light went on I swear

TPBM thinks I need to get the hell out of retail !

[delle]

Nahhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Actually, THIS bby thinks you rock at it, and that we're all lucky there are people like you to greet us with all our ineptitudes whilst in your realm.

I'd much rather deal with a Jella than any other when shopping.

TPBM agrees.

[Trishntek]

True! Although, I'll bet she has a Valium lick behind the counter.

TPBM doesn't understand the noun "lick"

[jella]

Oh I understand, and ooh what an idea! I know my way around a Deer blind too


TPBM has no idea wtf we are talking about

[theCryptofishist]

Pin the wheel on the stag?
tPBM thinks that racing stripes should be on all cars.