The person below me

[Lassen Forge]

I do, but they're for the bird... which is better than for the birds!

TBPM has a lot on their plate today and doesn't know where to start first.

[theCryptofishist]

I think I can get a whole day out of avoiding mail I odn't want to read.
TPBM has a nose less than happy about the pollen count.

[OregonRed]

Every spring. It is the hell of living in the Willamette Valley.

TPBM may have overdone it last weekend.

[jella]

Maybe just a touch..I got spring cleaning fever and completly re arranged our bedroom..Now I'm shopping for the perfect sized antique wardrobe Ikea bleach ..Poor Figment we have an appointment tonight at 730 to see this one..fingers crossed it's a nice as it's picture






TPBM Prefers modern furnishings

[catinthefunnyhat]

Kind of. Generally, I'm not for the super-contemporary (I find that a bit "cold") but the mid-century Scandinavian teak stuff that everyone's supposed to like nowadays. I drank that Kool-aid too.

I love those oblong-oval mirrors, though.

TPBM is questioning the conventional wisdom on things.

[Simon of the Playa]

conventional wisdom is an oxymoron.

tpbm takes two oxymorons before they go to bed.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Only if I've been drinking.

TPBM has a brandy snifter and knows how to use it.

[Dr Helix]

No, but I've got a mean set of shot glasses and know how to use THEM.

TPBM Works hard for a living

[maryanimal]

I always have.

tpbm remembers Winchell-Mahoney Time.

[theCryptofishist]

Nope. before my time, or maybe I was just in my weird little head space that doesn't know reality...

TPBM received upsetting news today.

[Elorrum]

Nope. I maybe have lost my objectivity on that, but nothing new today.

Tpbm had lovely weather today.

[theCryptofishist]

Yeah. In the atmosphere at least.
TPBM forgot something important at the grocery store.

[robbidobbs]

uh uh uh! What do you want me to say????

tpbm is also wondering what's on Fishy's mind.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I often am. It seems like an interesting place. I think maybe she's a brain coral.

TPBM has a brand new notebook and is trying to figure out what to write in it.

[Simon of the Playa]

yes, something about wishing i could play golf....i dont know why

tpbm actually plays golf...

[theCryptofishist]

I pretty much sneer at all sports, but golf is extra annoying.
TPBM saw that I forgot my exit line above robbidobbs.

[maryanimal]

No, but I've always wanted to learn.

tpbm is curious about the lives of one of their neighbors.

[theCryptofishist]

No. I know what I need to.
TPBM saw that I forgot my exit line over Robbidobbs.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Nope, I wasn't around until after you'd edited it. Now I understand her response.

TPBM believes in love at first sight... in spite of him/herself.

[theCryptofishist]

Nope.
Okay, there is some anecdotal evidence that people can meet and "know" that they are right for each other and be mature enough and skilled enough to get married and stay married, and in love, for 50 years or more. But most of us take a little longer.
TPBM thinks that, biologically speaking, people are promiscuous, not monogamous.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Yeah, probably. I think the most apt description of human behaviour, in the general, is "serial monogamishness." But behaviour is not the whole of biology. Nor is sex the only measure of monogamy or promiscuity. Humans are complicated.

TPBM thinks human sexuality is actually pretty uncomplicated, in the grand scheme of things.

[OregonRed]

Well, the biology perhaps.

TPBM would just like an opportunity to practice human sexuality.

[Box Burner]

yup.


TPBM thinks that the whole business of how we interact got fucked up as soon as someone set himself up as the spokesman for this God person.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Actually, I think religion is a symptom of what's wrong with us, not the cause. I think the whole business of how we interact got fucked up as soon as jealousy, envy, and power came into the picture... which probably means before humans even existed.

TPBM is going to a BM-related event this weekend.

[OregonRed]

Yep. Oregon Fire Conclave rehearsal on Sunday. House party Saturday night (thrown by Burners. Not official, but still fun).

TPBM just remembered what they forgot.

[Lassen Forge]

I did, but then promptly forgot about it already! (Blame it on too much bacon infused Makes Marx from over in the Bar3!)

TPBM got introduced to a new favorite drink at TTITD.

[Trishntek]

Slivovice from the cleavage of you-know-who was ummmmmmm yeah!

TPBM is a fucker of the mind

[Simon of the Playa]

i dont mind fuck, i fuck minds.

tpbm knows the difference.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Let me not to the fucking of true minds
Admit impediments. Fucking's just sex,
Which alters when it alteration finds.


TPBM just imagined Shakespeare turning over in his grave.

[Sail Man]

Not just turning over, digging himself out and coming after you yes.....

tpbm prefers Benny Hill over Shakespeare