So I finally spent a weekend with Simon..
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So I finally spent a weekend with Simon..
..and it allllllllllllllllllll makes sense now. That's all I have to say about that.
Señor de la Playa.. you are a gem of humanity. Priceless.
Señor de la Playa.. you are a gem of humanity. Priceless.
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
Re: So I finally spent a weekend with Simon..
*patiently waits in the line*
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So now you know.
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Re: So I finally spent a weekend with Simon..
Kinda like coming back down the mountain, eh JS?
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Sail Man wrote:Kinda like coming back down the mountain, eh JS?
lol.. still processing everything. I have enough mental visuals and memories and quotes to last me at least until the burn. I swear my face still aches from laughing so damn hard for hours on end.. Priceless.. just priceless. There just are no words..

Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Re: So I finally spent a weekend with Simon..
I spent some time with the dear boy in NY a while back, and I still wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat. (in a good way) Simon is awesome! 

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Between the victory lap around the pool with the finger in the air over the crew making the news for being launched in the air by the 3000 lb dome cover flapping in the wind during installation or Friday morning calisthenics in the kitchen, I'm torn.
I fucking love the guy and I'm very proud to call him a friend.
I fucking love the guy and I'm very proud to call him a friend.
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Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Yup
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I you spent a weekend with Simon I suggest a good lengthy double strength flea dip and a trip to the clinic because some shots are in your near future anyhow whether you know it or not.
That is all I'm sayin' bout' that.
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Shots are always in the near future.
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Re: So I finally spent a weekend with Simon..
junglesmacks wrote:Shots are always in the near future.

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Are there any tattoos involved?
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Re: So I finally spent a weekend with Simon..
he got a chance to hang at the "shack"....
our humble little oasis for the crew...
our humble little oasis for the crew...
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Ugly Dougly wrote:Are there any tattoos involved?
Mental ones. Seared in my mind. Mentally branded.
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Where is that mythical newsreel of the dome skin calamity that almost took out half the crew?
Savannah wrote:It sounds freaky & wrong, so you need to do it.
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Re: So I finally spent a weekend with Simon..
the pics of "the shack" were absolutely gorgeous...
Oh my god, it's HUGE!
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and the "Nest" as well...
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Re: So I finally spent a weekend with Simon..
reminds me of a shirt I saw once.
"Ask again later." - Magic 8-Ball
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Elorrum wrote:
yer absolutely right.
i never bring a crane to a knife fight, i bring a glock.
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Re: So I finally spent a weekend with Simon..
that might explain why you havent lost yet.
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Re: So I finally spent a weekend with Simon..
there is no such thing as "cheating" when you play to win....
Once I noticed I was on fire, I decided to relax and enjoy the fall™
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Re: So I finally spent a weekend with Simon..
oh be quiet, the both of you.
we have a busy busy busy day ahead.
now get to work, and quit fucking around on the interweb, it only gets you in trouble...
we have a busy busy busy day ahead.
now get to work, and quit fucking around on the interweb, it only gets you in trouble...
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Simon of the Playa wrote:and the "Nest" as well...
I've seen schmucks doing the crane pose twice since reading this thread. Both times I thought, "You're doing it wrong!"
This is one of those things you won't forget.
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I actually AM crane...i am 6'5 and 155lbs.
Not a tiger...i can only be a crane.
My beak and my long legs will fuck you up, but in close quarters it doesnt fly, pun intended.
Fight me out in the open however, and although i may not win, i will not lose either.
Not a tiger...i can only be a crane.
My beak and my long legs will fuck you up, but in close quarters it doesnt fly, pun intended.
Fight me out in the open however, and although i may not win, i will not lose either.
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First rule of Knowing Simon of the Playa is not to tell people about Simon of the playa.
Names pinemom, but my friends call me "Piney".
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Re: So I finally spent a weekend with Simon..
Instead of stating the second rule...
pinemom wrote:First rule of Knowing Simon of the Playa is not to tell people about Simon of the playa.
Suck it.
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