The person below me

[Simon of the Playa]

i used to do alot, but it's a really bad hangover.

TPBM will not give into Sadistic Temptation by looking at the Tickets Wanted Thread and then going Hog Wild like Attila on a PCP binge.

[H.G.Crosby]

speak for yourself.

tpbm likes to make them cry.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

yeah, it's like lube.

tpbm wonders about high functioning schizophrenics.

[Simon of the Playa]

i try not to, i dont want to upset myselves.

tpbm wonders how many monkeys simon actually employs.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Dear god you people are fast.

I never really thought it qualified as "employment." I suspect he keeps several barrels of them.

TPBM is going to roll out the barrel this weekend, and have a barrel of fun.

[Roberto Dobbisano]

yes, all three of us are double barreling this weekend.

tpbm prefers a double barrel.

[H.G.Crosby]

not me personally, but i know a couple of girls that do.

tpbm wishes i would go back to work, or whatever it is we do.

[catinthefunnyhat]

No, I wish I would go back to work, or whatever it is I do. It's right over there, Cat, just... pick... it... up....

Sigh...

TPBM is anxious for warm nights and skinny-dipping in a lake.

[Foxfur]

Whiskey and cuddling will have to do for now.

TPBM is fiddlefarting with something beyond their skill level...

[catinthefunnyhat]

Yes. Linguistics and the opening of a stubborn jar.

TPBM is writing their memoirs.

[OregonRed]

Yeah. Slowly... Mostly I write what other people want me to write, but once I am done with school...

TPBM has little patience for writing.

[Elorrum]

Well, I seem to enjoy crafting a two paragraph email for hours. If I had to do it, It would suck. It's a good displacement activity for me. Right now I hate that I don't enjoy my projects and put them off like housework.

tpbm lets the dog walk wherever it wants to go.

[maryanimal]

No. People on my quiet little neighborhood drive like NASCAR.

Tpbm had one cup of coffee too many today.

[catinthefunnyhat]

One too few, apparently. I'm barely keeping my eyes open (read: I took a nap).

TPBM isn't superstitious but gets nervous walking under ladders.

[illy dilly]

This is true. Not because I'm superstitious, but because its just not a great idea to walk under ladders.

TPBM is expecting to show up to work tomorrow with a hangover.

[Dr Helix]

What's new about that? Heh, heh.

TPBM REALLY needs to do a load of wash.

[theCryptofishist]

I am low on work clothes, but I'm okay through Monday...

tpbm needs a shot of Finntroll...

[catinthefunnyhat]

I don't know what a Finntroll is, but I think there's already enough trolling on these forums (not too much and not too little, but juuuuuust right).

TPBM has an interesting interpretation of Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

[theCryptofishist]

No. Not my thing. But here's a great Finntroll song with some wild, obsessive person inter cutting familiar cartoon characters to make some visuals.
[youtube][/youtube]
tpbm thinks "inter cutting" should be one word.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Apparently, I'm now a fan of folk metal. Well, at least I'm a fan of the two four Finntroll songs I've just listened to. Huh.

I'm kind of surprised that intercutting's not a single word. I always kind of thought inter was a prefix, not a free morpheme.

TPBM is learning some new drink recipes for BM.

[theCryptofishist]

This year I'm in a bar with slogan "Drink it neat or drink it nyet." That's about my speed.
tpbm just today realized it really is spring.

[Foxfur]

Yep. My daffs finally popped day before yesterday. And the two cows calved three weeks ago... Yay for baby moos!

TPBM thinks there's something fishy with the way things are going in Ecuador...

[theCryptofishist]

I resemble that remark!
tpbm feels a little sorry for dust bunnies.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Yeah, I have a tendency to feel inappropriate sympathy for inanimate objects, especially when throwing them in the trash. And even moreso when they have a cute name which suggests that there's a tiny chance they're actually living creatures. Maybe they roam wild in another dimension but occasionally get sucked into the dark corners of ours. Once here, they can't go back, and must simply stay put, cowering in fear of being discovered and discarded. See, I think shit like that, and then I have a hard time unthinking it.


TPBM has made dyes out of plants.

[maryanimal]

No, but I've made plants die...brown thumb here..

tpbm recognizes their mistakes...

[knowmad]

Yeah. Mistakes are easy to recognize mine are the little ones. lots of little ones all over.

TPBM Works for the MAN.

[OregonRed]

Nope. I am a student of The Man, however. And both of my parents worked for The Man.

TPBM needs more _________ in their life.

[catinthefunnyhat]

self-discipline, and tropical heat


TPBM has an interesting story behind his/her ePlaya name or avatar.

[Foxfur]

I'm brushing mah teef with toothpaste made from playa dust and peppermint schnapps. I was inspired by a PSA on Kernul Killbuck's Radio Apokiliptika and the heat on my brain made it seem like the right thing to do.

TPBM has plans this evening involving booze and debauchery cause they don't smoke on the pot and stuffs...

[Lassen Forge]

Only because I don''t know the crowd we're partying with tonight.

(Happy 4-20 BTW!)

TPBM wishes there were more on-air default radio stations like the ones at TTITD.