The person below me

[OregonRed]

Oh, yeah! My brother and I loved stuff like that!

Growing up, TPBM was a __________.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Spaced-out, uncoordinated kid who talked to trees, buried dead birds in the garden, read Agatha Christie, and couldn't understand why she didn't have friends her own age.

TPBM can double-dutch skip.

[theCryptofishist]

...
TPBM wonders if poor cat knows what just happened.

[catinthefunnyhat]

I know what just happened.
I'm starting to wonder if I have a supernatural ability to summon you here with precisely this kind of inappropriate post.
Sorry, Fishy.



TPBM apologizes too much.

[theCryptofishist]

Maybe I'm just playing cat and fish with you.
TPBM thinks catinthefunnyhat and LeChatNoir might enjoy meeting some time.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Quite possibly. There's no one from ePlaya that don't think I'd enjoy meeting.
But.... I am catlike in name only.

TPBM is a champion mouser. Or maybe s/he just dreams of chasing mice, while coming down from the catnip.

[theCryptofishist]

I don't know if you've ever read any of the Berlin Noir books (Philip Kerr), but "mouse" is a euphamism for...oh, blah, I know why this word has euphamisms!...
So it makes me think of Doc's Candian Beaver Eating Contest...

TPBM is going to give me a long list of possible words to use here.

[OregonRed]

I am unfamiliar with Philip Kerr (Should I add his work to my reading list?) but I'm assuming, since it reminds you of the Beaver eating contest, that we're speaking of female genitalia. If that is the case: flower, peach, kitty, clam, taco, cave, & womanhood. I can give you more, but as I am not certain I am correct in my interpretation, I will stop there.


TPBM has decided that they really can justify that purchase.

[catinthefunnyhat]

OR: Imma let you finish, but I just gotta say that "canoe full of moose meat" is the best euphemism of all ti-- well, actually it's not even close. But as a Canadian, I felt it was my duty to mention it. (As to why it's specifically moose meat? Who knows).

Justify that purchase.... hmmm.... I don't have anything in mind right now. However, if I find myself, in the next few days, wanting to purchase something and needing a justification, OR, I think you just provided it ("OR said it was a justified purchase... or something like that").

TPBM is considering taking a photography course.

[OregonRed]

I would love to, but currently, all of my classes are degree focused. Someday I will take fun classes again. Not that my classes aren't fun, I'm just burned out.

TPBM has scheduled their next emotional breakdown in order to avoid inconveniencing anyone.

[SquirrelHead]

false, it is impossible to predict them thanks to the office.

tpbm wishes there was a bar at their office

[theCryptofishist]

I bet Red wishes there were an office at her bar.
No, wait, I bet she doesn't... That makes more sense.
TPBM just wishes there were a coffee drip at her/his desk.

[Elorrum]

yeah, one that never needed cleaning, just always coffee, with a mini fridge with milk that never went sour.

tpbm is getting used to their new regimen.

[Simon of the Playa]

yes, 3 hours of sleep a day is a breeze now...

TPBM knows the ins and outs of sleep dep.

[Elorrum]

I appreciate the value it might have to someone intent on "softening up" a prisoner. That, and sleeping on a hard floor.

tpbm finds the floor to be further away than they remember.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Well, kinda... it's more like I'm finding that the "it's gonna freeze that way" threat, which never did prove to be true with regards to making faces, definitely is getting truer with regards to postures, especially bendy or crouchy ones.

TPBM has to remember to mail that package. It's been wrapped and ready to go for weeks now.





Oh, wait; that's the person who is me. Well, maybe it's TPBM also...

[Sail Man]

Well, not quite weeks, but def. more then a few days. I promise it will go out tomorrow

tpbm regularly orders live crickets through the mail

[catinthefunnyhat]

Haha, nope. Not this cat.

TPBM knows where cotton-eyed Joe came from, and where he went.

[maryanimal]

Nope. I've heard of it but never had any interest in it.

tpbm would love to run naked through an open field of______.

[Eric]

25yo latin boys. Otherwise my clothes stay on.



tpbm doesn't do public nudity either

[misfit]

i love displaying my privates in public.

tpbm is stalking this thread.....

[theCryptofishist]

No. What would I do with it?
TPBM is relieved I didn't answer the "far away floor" question.

[catinthefunnyhat]

Mostly, I was relieved I hadn't asked it.

TPBM yells at litterbugs.

[FIGJAM]

Litterbugs get the Raid, bigger bugs get the hammer!

TPBM is in this thead waaaaay too much.

[theCryptofishist]

Christ, FIGJAM, couldn't you have taken me aside and told me privately instead of making a public scene?
TPBM has plans for the burn, so secret, that s/he isn't informing us of the incremental steps in the "One Thing a Day" thread.

[catinthefunnyhat]

So secret that even I don't know what they are yet... I'm searching my dreams for clues.

TPBM is organizing the music on their iThingy.

[maryanimal]

I don't own an iThingie. I guess that makes me behind the times.

tpbm knows what it's like to be a friend...

[theCryptofishist]

Perennially. Some stuff on my b play list just doesn't belong there.

Whoops.

Yeah, I suppose I know what it's like to be a friend. Sometimes, it seems to be draped over the furniture like a straw man.

TPBM likes the Cardigans.

[maryanimal]

I used to! I havent heard anything from them in ages!


tpbm hates lightening and thunder

[catinthefunnyhat]

No, I love lightning and thunder! I like the antici......pation between the flash and boom.

TPBM is annoyed that s/he feels hungry despite having had a good supper.